IT jokes
Chef: “How did you enjoy your steak, sir?”
Customer: “I asked for it medium rare, but it’s well done!”
Chef: “Why thank you.”
Customer: “You don’t understand, the steak is well done!”
Chef: “Of course it is, I made it.”
Ask the emo kid: "Hey, how's it hanging?"
You know what I said to the chair? "Sit!" But it didn't move. Hahaha!
Why was the emo jealous of the orange?
It came precut.
I rate it 9/11.
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Two friends fighting.
Friend 3: "Cut it out, you two!"
Friend 4: "It wouldn't help if they cut it out... Believe me... I've tried..."
Did you know China wanted to send a dog to space?
They didn't because they ate it.
Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!
You call it a school shooting.
I call it an unfair shootout.
Bring out your weapons, people.
It's bullying time.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
Where did little billy go when he was stuck in a minefield... everywhere.
That joke was pretty dark, but it got pretty light for a second.
Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.
Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it.
Why were her hands purple?
She heard it through the grapevine.
Your hairline is so far back that it killed the dinosaurs.
You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.
Michael J. Fox walks into an ice cream parlor.
The man behind the counter asks Michael, "Can I help you?"
Michael exclaims, "I would like an ice cream."
The man behind the counter asks, "What flavor?"
Michael says, "It doesn't matter what flavor, I'm gonna fucken drop it anyway."
What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!
An emo tried to high-five a tree.
It left him hanging.