IT jokes

I heard every single machine in the coin factory just broke down all of a sudden.

It just doesn’t make any cents!

What is it called when 21 Savage and 6ix9ine fight: Alien vs. Predator?

I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but it eventually came back to me.

I got a horse and I named it Hermio-nae.

I had a joke about pizza, it's just too cheesy.

Stormtrooper: What should I do about my overdue library book?

Palpatine: Renew it!

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll let it go!

Your breath is so hot, it made the Chicago fire!

Did you hear about the Boston marathon? 'Cause, well, I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away!

Did you hear about the man that got fired from his can job? It was soda-pressing.

I got a new job at a trampoline park the other day. If I’m being honest, it’s got its ups and downs.

I told a cookie a joke the other day.

It just crumbled.

Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?

Because it was a Rogue One!

I wondered why the baseball was getting closer...

Then it hit me!

What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?

A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.

Why did the MOSFET go to jail?

It had a charge for battery.

Girl (on thirteenth birthday): Ma, why did papa leave?

Mother: Well, it started exactly 1 year and 189 days ago...

"Did you go to the biscuit eating championship?"

"Yea, it was crackers!"

This website sucks, it never cites the correct information.

What does a stick say when it falls down? "Wood you help me up?"