IT jokes
Why do tryhards use Fennecs? It looks better than the Octane.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no balls to do it.
What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park in it, man!
I was watching Avengers and I thought I saw a grape, but it was just Thanos.
Two friends are arguing and one friend says, "Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs, ands, or buts about it."
And the other friend says, "Butt he is."
Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.
Why was it wrong to throw my Chinese friend down the stairs?
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
Q: How many cops does it take to put in a light bulb? A: None, they just beat the room for being black. 😂😂😂
I told my dad I was self harming. The next day we talked about it and he said, "Hey you should CUT it out." It was funny but I couldn't bring myself to laugh at that.
Why did the baby cow cross the road?
To find its mom who has the milk.
Damn bro, that calculator is looking hot today. It got abs!
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo?
A family photo.
I got my blind friend a TV... He never uses it.
What is something in common with gay people and ambulance trucks?
They both take it out the back and go "woo woo!"
Why do orphans love to play family?
Because it's the closest they will be to being normal.
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Last week, I was on a plane to Manchester when suddenly the plane was hit by a ball. I wondered where it came from, but I soon realized it was none other than Penaldo practicing his free kicks. Shame on you, Penaldo, for almost killing me!
It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had a cool subject! The subject was about Penaldo, the man who statpadded against small teams and camped in the pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which Penaldo dived like a dolphin!
Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.