IT jokes
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree, who made it to the floor first?
The leaf. The emo kid was caught on a rope.
The Titanic before the iceberg be like: "We can't go under it, we gotta go through it!"
It would have been better if Martin Luther King didn’t have a dream.
You know, for his sake.
My wife said she wanted to leave me. She said it’s because of the abuse, but really, she’s the one abusing herself by drinking alcohol and got poisoning the next day. This shows almost half of the woman’s population is weak both physically and mentally.
Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.
How did my dad know I was gay?
He stuck his cock in me and I liked it.
How do you kill a sheep?
You lamb shank it!
What makes jokes because it's lonely and a complete and utter loser?
This guy, yep, this guy right here.
How do you f**k a sheep?
Put your d**k in it and face it off the cliff edge. It'll keep going backwards as you push forwards.
I had sex with twins. Well, I think it was twins. All my rage victims look alike.
How do you make rape funny? Tickle her while you do it.
I am curious how many likes this will get.
LIKE IT!!!!!
Yo mama is so fat that when I was printing a picture of her last year, it's still printing.
You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Q: Why did the student eat his homework?
A: Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
Twinkle, twinkle, there’s a car Coming like a shooting star.
I will stand in the way. I will not be seen again. Are you happy I am dead? Now you made it to the end.
Dark humor is like life:
Not everyone gets it.
I made a website about orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
I’m back and have a joke my friend said!
Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.
Person 2: What was it?
Person 1: He went as himself.