Iron jokes
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
What's the most optimistic blood type? B+.
What disease causes wrinkled clothes? An iron deficiency.
Why is the Azovstal Steel Plant important to the Russian?
Because it stores Zelensky's balls of steel!
It's quite ironic that people tell you "Happy Birthday," then they want to give you a spanking.
Ironic that this page is dead.
Q. What did one Iron atom say to the other Iron atom?
A. "We're in the Matrix."
A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.
A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
Yo mama's so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.
What do you call a Black Iron Man?
Robert Browny Jr.
Isn't it ironic that the actually nice people tend to be suicidal?
Think about it: suicide exists to make sure bad people bother each other instead.
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?
One is a superhero, and the other is a simple command.
Iron jug.
Knock, knock.
You suck my iron with you and mommy.
90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.
Why is the day you do laundry, cook, clean, iron, and so on called a day off?
Iron Man: Where are you from?
Thor: Asgard.
Iron Man: Do you mean ass guard?
To you, Iron Man may seem cool or awesome, but to me, he is pretty ironic.
How did the Iron and Gold start dating?
They met on TINder.
Patient number 14 was diagnosed with stage 4 melanoma—a type of skin cancer. Pretty ironic how he travels. He went to terminal 14.
Which mineral is impolite?
Ironically.