Iron

Iron jokes

Difference

I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.

What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

Russian

Why is the Azovstal Steel Plant important to the Russian?

Because it stores Zelensky's balls of steel!

Blood Type

What's the most optimistic blood type? B+.

What disease causes wrinkled clothes? An iron deficiency.

Irony

It's quite ironic that people tell you "Happy Birthday," then they want to give you a spanking.

Memes

Atom

Q. What did one Iron atom say to the other Iron atom?

A. "We're in the Matrix."

Plane

A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.

A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"

Shirt

90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.

Iron Man

What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?

One is a superhero, and the other is a simple command.

Day Off

Why is the day you do laundry, cook, clean, iron, and so on called a day off?

Asgard

Iron Man: Where are you from?

Thor: Asgard.

Iron Man: Do you mean ass guard?

Cancer

Patient number 14 was diagnosed with stage 4 melanoma—a type of skin cancer. Pretty ironic how he travels. He went to terminal 14.

Irony

How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.