joe mama
I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic.
What do you call a cow that was hit by an anvil? A flat iron steak.
Wanna hear somethin' ironic?
When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can't stop cutting.
The maid asked her boss, the wife, for a raise, and the wife was upset.
The wife asked "Why do you think you deserve a pay increase?"
Maid: "There are three reasons. The first is that I iron better than you."
Wife: "Who said that?"
Maid: "Your husband."
Wife: "Oh."
Maid: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."
Wife: "Who said that?"
Maid: "Your husband."
Wife: "Oh."
Maid: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you."
Wife: "Did my husband say that as well?"
Maid: "No, the gardener did."
Wife: "So how much do you want?"
New civil war themed porn title: “Harriet Tubman gets hit with something other than an iron ingot”
It's quite ironic that people tell you "Happy Birthday", then they want to give you a spanking.
Ironic that this page is dead
Q. What did one Iron atom say to the other Iron atom? A. "We're in the Matrix"
Yo mama's so fat she irons her clothes on the driveway
90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.
What is the difference between Iron man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
iron man: where r u from? thor: asgard. iron man: do you mean ASS-GUARD?
Patient number 14 was diagnosed with stage 4 melanoma—a type of skin cancer. Pretty ironic how he travels. He went to terminal 14.
How did the Iron and Gold start dating?
They met on TINder.
To you, Iron man may seem cool or awesome. But to me, he is pretty ironic.
How ironic is this ?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers
Iron man is just a golden retriever with a red background
iron man dies
46. I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
52. What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
54. What is the difference between Iron man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
