Why is the Azovstal Steel Plant important to the Russian?
Because it stores Zelensky's balls of steel!
What's the most optimistic blood type? B+.
What disease causes wrinkled clothes? An iron deficiency.
It's quite ironic that people tell you "Happy Birthday," then they want to give you a spanking.
Ironic that this page is dead.
Q. What did one Iron atom say to the other Iron atom?
A. "We're in the Matrix."
A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.
A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
Yo mama's so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.
Knock, knock.
You suck my iron with you and mommy.
90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.
Iron jug.
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?
One is a superhero, and the other is a simple command.
Why is the day you do laundry, cook, clean, iron, and so on called a day off?
Iron Man: Where are you from?
Thor: Asgard.
Iron Man: Do you mean ass guard?
Patient number 14 was diagnosed with stage 4 melanoma—a type of skin cancer. Pretty ironic how he travels. He went to terminal 14.
How did the Iron and Gold start dating?
They met on TINder.
To you, Iron Man may seem cool or awesome, but to me, he is pretty ironic.
Iron Man is just a golden retriever with a red background.
Which mineral is impolite?
Ironically.
How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.
You really seem like you don't want to be laughing at that rape joke, but somewhat ironically, I'm forcing you.
