Iron memes

I bought a wooden whistle. But it wooden whistle. So I bought a steel whistle. But it steel wooden whistle. So I bought a lead whistle. But it steel wooden lead me whistle. So I bought an iron whistle. But ironically it steel wooden lead me whistle.

My aunt's star sign was Cancer, pretty ironic how she died.

She was eaten by a giant crab.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her head? She answered the iron.

How'd she burn the other side? They called back.