The cops are still searching for my wife's killer. Luckily I already fled the country.
I hate double standards if you burn a body at a crematorium you're doing a good job if you burn a body t home you're destroying evidence.
What grade does Sherlock hits on girls from?
Elementary my dear Watson
A man shoots up a School and then fakes his own death, he then later returns to shoot up the same school, he repeats the prosses a few times untill the police catch him, when they ask why he did it, he replied "I wondered when you would check if i was still breathing"
A kid is arrested for a school shooting threat he is then apprehended and asked why he wanted to do this. He responds with "what do you mean I already did it" then the police ran back to the school to aprehend the other people he was planing it with the cops busted in through the doors which caused a smoke trap to go off which then the cops saw three people walk in and the police begin to fire. But as the smoke began to clear the cops saw that the three people were 16 kids duck taped to rolling poles 4 per pole. Back to the station holding the kid being apprehended. the kid puts his feet up on a chair and said "Aww it pays to be lazy!"
the reason why steven h died was that someone poisoned his chocolate mouse
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were out on a hike. They had been going all day, so they decided to make camp and stay for the night. They both woke up at 3 A: M
Holmes said, look up Watson what can you see?
Judging from the position of the stars, it looks like it's about 3 A:M
What else Watson
It looks like it will be a beautiful day tomorrow
What Else Watson
What am I supposed to see Holmes?
Elementary my dear Watson, someone stole our tent
I've been looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer for the past two years.
But no one would do it.
How did they know that princess Diana had dandraff? , They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment...
Someone stole my toilet and the police have nothing to go on.
My music teacher was investigated, but she was the one that taught me my fingerings.
Curiousity killed the cat. But for a while I was a suspect
What do you call an alligator with a vest?
An investigator.
Today someone was killed with a starter pistol. Police think it might be race related.
4, 6, 8 and 9 have all been killed. -- 2, 3, 5, 7 and 11 are the prime suspects.
