Internet humor jokes

1 like = 1 more child in my blender.

Sorry for all the jokes, I'll end it.

The great meme reset is like a fart. If you force it, it's gonna be shit.

Did you know they made a porn site for pirates?

It's called Heavy Arrrrrrg.

I googled "How to start a wildfire." I got 48,500 matches.

1 like = 1 more child in my basement.

I said to Google, "How do I kill someone?" Then I got https://www.wired.com/story/dark-web-bitcoin-murder-cottage-grove in the front. Before you click it, it says, "If you want to kill someone, we are the right guys." How the f*** did this get in Google?

If you want to get mental damage, visit the site:

https://schlechtewitze.com

This is NOT my joke. I found it on Google. It's a texting joke.

Mom: Son, your grandma just passed away LOL.

Son: Mom, what do you mean LOL? That means laughing out loud.

Mom: Oh no, I thought that meant lots of love. I have to text everyone back!!!!