Internet Humor Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

Child

595 views · thelittletimmy · 3 years ago

1 like = 1 more child in my blender.

End

55 views · griff · 3 years ago

Sorry for all the jokes, I'll end it.

baby Yoda

22 views · MysteryGirl · 3 years ago

Ok

The image is a two-panel picture of Baby Yoda. The top panel shows a normal image of Baby Yoda with the text "some—" beside him. The lower panel shows a distorted, red-tinted image of Baby Yoda with the text "BODY ONCE TOLD ME" below him.

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Meme

727 views · United Kingdom UK · 2 months ago

The great meme reset is like a fart. If you force it, it's gonna be shit.

Wildfire

148 views · Anonymous · 8 years ago

I googled "How to start a wildfire." I got 48,500 matches.

Suicide

34 views · Zzombee · 5 years ago

What do you call an emo kid's suicide live stream?

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Autistic

466 views · Anonymous · 2 years ago

Autistic jokes have been very popular recently. In other words, I've been very popular recently.

Google

21 views · An0y1 · 5 years ago

I said to Google, "How do I kill someone?" Then I got https://www.wired.com/story/dark-web-bitcoin-murder-cottage-grove in the front. Before you click it, it says, "If you want to kill someone, we are the right guys." How the f*** did this get in Google?

Mom

11 views · YEEHAW · 5 years ago

This is NOT my joke. I found it on Google. It's a texting joke.

Mom: Son, your grandma just passed away LOL.

Son: Mom, what do you mean LOL? That means laughing out loud.

Mom: Oh no, I thought that meant lots of love. I have to text everyone back!!!!

Lorax

168 views · mal · 4 months ago

A screenshot from a video game, possibly Roblox, showing the character 'The Lorax' with a shocked expression. Above the character, two chat bubbles contain text. The first chat bubble says 'i like fem boys'. The second chat bubble says 'when i see them i let it grow'.

Text message

147 views · Heroin Monkey · 8 months ago

A screenshot of a text message conversation on a dark blue background. The messages are in light blue bubbles from one sender and light grey bubbles from a second sender. The conversation starts with one sender asking to meet, then expressing joy with '*blushes*' and '*jumps with joy*', and finally sending '*cums*'. The other sender responds with 'Yeah when tho', 'stop that please', and a threatening message beginning with 'Nigga, I will rape you'.

Funeral

240 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 month ago

A screenshot of a social media post featuring a video game landscape with text overlay that reads: "Yo bro no disrespect but if you go to my funeral I ain't going to yours". Below the video, the comment section is visible, showing a user named johnny asking "why" and another user named reapingraq pointing out that someone actually asked why.

self-deprecation

12 views · MEME LORD · 1 year ago

The image displays a social media post where the user writes, "im just like spongebob's dumb ass cousin bruh... no one cares about me and i fuck everything up." Below the text, there is a still image of SpongeBob SquarePants wearing a fake mustache and eyebrows, resembling his cousin Stanley SquarePants. A comment from a user named "bible camp victim" reads "OMG I USED TO JERK OFF TO HIM IN", which is partially cut off.

Face

19 views · Yuri · 6 months ago

Does he look like phonk face

A close-up vertical shot of a young person wearing glasses, making a highly distorted and exaggerated facial expression with a wide grimace, showing their upper and lower teeth. The text 'Do I look like phonk face?' is overlaid at the bottom of the image.

Misdirection

263 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 months ago

A photograph of an Xbox dashboard showing a friends list. A red circle and arrow highlight a user named Jxyhuh Juan Yrueys playing Fortnite. Text at the bottom reads 'playing fort in the big 25' with a wilted rose emoji. Directly above the circled user is another friend whose status says they are playing 'Call of Booty Black Cocks 2', a vulgar parody of Call of Duty: Black Ops 2.

Heaven

22 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A meme showing three men, likely religious figures, seated at a panel. The top text states, "These guys say women YouTubers can't go to heaven because men have masturbated over them." Below the image, a screenshot of a social media comment reads, "Rubbed one out for them, now no one goes to heaven."

Dap

4 views · DAP ME UP · 2 years ago

who ever doesn't dap this man up gets nuked by Kim Jong Un

A yellow hand emoji making a stylized handshake or 'dap' gesture next to a yellow emoji face with exaggerated features, including buck teeth and a smirking expression. The text accompanying the image reads: 'who ever doesn't dap this man up gets nuked by Kim Jong Un.'

Man

50 views · Lil’ bro · 4 months ago

A man with dark hair, an undercut, and headphones, wearing a purple t-shirt. He is looking at the viewer and making a heart shape with his hands. To his right, the text 'don't Svbau' is written in a stylized font, next to a partially visible red and white striped candy cane heart. The background is a blurry outdoor scene, possibly wintery.

Lincoln

5 views · Anonymous · 3 months ago

A screenshot of a social media thread. The original post asks, "Where's Lincoln?". A subsequent comment by user EmotionalAd9811 reads "share this post if you breathe air, ignore for pdf file found it" and displays an image of a dark red Lincoln Navigator SUV.

Distortion

50 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 month ago

A meme with white impact font text at the top that reads "YOU'VE HEARD OF ELF ON THE SHELF, NOW GET READY FOR...". Below the text is a famous viral 'cursed' image that is intentionally designed to be unidentifiable. It contains shapes and textures that look like household items or organic matter—such as plastic wrap, jewelry, or food—but none of them can be specifically named. It is often cited as a simulation of what things look like during a stroke.

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