Internet humor jokes

1 like = 1 more child in my blender.

Sorry for all the jokes, I'll end it.

The great meme reset is like a fart. If you force it, it's gonna be shit.

Did you know they made a porn site for pirates?

It's called Heavy Arrrrrrg.

I googled "How to start a wildfire." I got 48,500 matches.

I was in school yesterday and I saw this emo kid with a new cut, so I said, "I like ya cut g." And I slapped him. I don't know why I got in so much trouble. All I did was slap his wrist.

1 like = 1 more child in my basement.

I said to Google, "How do I kill someone?" Then I got https://www.wired.com/story/dark-web-bitcoin-murder-cottage-grove in the front. Before you click it, it says, "If you want to kill someone, we are the right guys." How the f*** did this get in Google?

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