Internet Humor Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

Child

1 like = 1 more child in my blender.

End

Sorry for all the jokes, I'll end it.

Memes

baby Yoda

Ok

The image is a two-panel picture of Baby Yoda. The top panel shows a normal image of Baby Yoda with the text "some—" beside him. The lower panel shows a distorted, red-tinted image of Baby Yoda with the text "BODY ONCE TOLD ME" below him.

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Meme

The great meme reset is like a fart. If you force it, it's gonna be shit.

Wildfire

I googled "How to start a wildfire." I got 48,500 matches.

Emo kid

The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.

Child

1 like = 1 more child in my basement.

Suicide

What do you call an emo kid's suicide live stream?

America's funniest home videos.

Google

I said to Google, "How do I kill someone?" Then I got https://www.wired.com/story/dark-web-bitcoin-murder-cottage-grove in the front. Before you click it, it says, "If you want to kill someone, we are the right guys." How the f*** did this get in Google?

Memes

Lorax

A screenshot from a video game, possibly Roblox, showing the character 'The Lorax' with a shocked expression. Above the character, two chat bubbles contain text. The first chat bubble says 'i like fem boys'. The second chat bubble says 'when i see them i let it grow'.

Text message

A screenshot of a text message conversation on a dark blue background. The messages are in light blue bubbles from one sender and light grey bubbles from a second sender. The conversation starts with one sender asking to meet, then expressing joy with '*blushes*' and '*jumps with joy*', and finally sending '*cums*'. The other sender responds with 'Yeah when tho', 'stop that please', and a threatening message beginning with 'Nigga, I will rape you'.

Funeral

A screenshot of a social media post featuring a video game landscape with text overlay that reads: "Yo bro no disrespect but if you go to my funeral I ain't going to yours". Below the video, the comment section is visible, showing a user named johnny asking "why" and another user named reapingraq pointing out that someone actually asked why.

self-deprecation

The image displays a social media post where the user writes, "im just like spongebob's dumb ass cousin bruh... no one cares about me and i fuck everything up." Below the text, there is a still image of SpongeBob SquarePants wearing a fake mustache and eyebrows, resembling his cousin Stanley SquarePants. A comment from a user named "bible camp victim" reads "OMG I USED TO JERK OFF TO HIM IN", which is partially cut off.

Face

Does he look like phonk face

A close-up vertical shot of a young person wearing glasses, making a highly distorted and exaggerated facial expression with a wide grimace, showing their upper and lower teeth. The text 'Do I look like phonk face?' is overlaid at the bottom of the image.

Misdirection

A photograph of an Xbox dashboard showing a friends list. A red circle and arrow highlight a user named Jxyhuh Juan Yrueys playing Fortnite. Text at the bottom reads 'playing fort in the big 25' with a wilted rose emoji. Directly above the circled user is another friend whose status says they are playing 'Call of Booty Black Cocks 2', a vulgar parody of Call of Duty: Black Ops 2.

Dap

who ever doesn't dap this man up gets nuked by Kim Jong Un

A yellow hand emoji making a stylized handshake or 'dap' gesture next to a yellow emoji face with exaggerated features, including buck teeth and a smirking expression. The text accompanying the image reads: 'who ever doesn't dap this man up gets nuked by Kim Jong Un.'

Heaven

A meme showing three men, likely religious figures, seated at a panel. The top text states, "These guys say women YouTubers can't go to heaven because men have masturbated over them." Below the image, a screenshot of a social media comment reads, "Rubbed one out for them, now no one goes to heaven."

Man

A man with dark hair, an undercut, and headphones, wearing a purple t-shirt. He is looking at the viewer and making a heart shape with his hands. To his right, the text 'don't Svbau' is written in a stylized font, next to a partially visible red and white striped candy cane heart. The background is a blurry outdoor scene, possibly wintery.

Lincoln

A screenshot of a social media thread. The original post asks, "Where's Lincoln?". A subsequent comment by user EmotionalAd9811 reads "share this post if you breathe air, ignore for pdf file found it" and displays an image of a dark red Lincoln Navigator SUV.

Distortion

A meme with white impact font text at the top that reads "YOU'VE HEARD OF ELF ON THE SHELF, NOW GET READY FOR...". Below the text is a famous viral 'cursed' image that is intentionally designed to be unidentifiable. It contains shapes and textures that look like household items or organic matter—such as plastic wrap, jewelry, or food—but none of them can be specifically named. It is often cited as a simulation of what things look like during a stroke.

Internet humor memes

Community

anyone got any pics of vulgar or just weird shit i said