baby Yoda jokes
So you see all these Baby Yoda memes when you go online, But you have never really seen the show with him.
He is just SOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't like to use the word "kidnapping". So I just use the term: "surprise adoption."
WAITTTTTTT
Five little monkeys jumping on the bed,
One fell off and bumped his head.
The momma called the doctor and the doctor said...
“We’re calling Child Protective Services.”
Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?
He doesn't get consent; he just uses the force.
Teenager: "OMG, I’m prego, my mom's gonna kill me."
Baby: "Lmao, same"
Babies can spread a nasty smell,
especially when you haven't fed them for a month.
