baby Yoda jokes

So you see all these Baby Yoda memes when you go online, But you have never really seen the show with him.

He is just SOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't like to use the word "kidnapping". So I just use the term: "surprise adoption."

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed,

One fell off and bumped his head.

The momma called the doctor and the doctor said...

“We’re calling Child Protective Services.”

Teenager: "OMG, I’m prego, my mom's gonna kill me."

Baby: "Lmao, same"

Babies can spread a nasty smell,

especially when you haven't fed them for a month.

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in a circle on the floor?

You nail its other hand to the floor.