baby Yoda jokes

So you see all these Baby Yoda memes when you go online, But you have never really seen the show with him.

He is just SOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't like to use the word "kidnapping". So I just use the term: "surprise adoption."

Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?

He doesn't get consent; he just uses the force.

Teenager: "OMG, I’m prego, my mom's gonna kill me."

Baby: "Lmao, same"

Babies can spread a nasty smell,

especially when you haven't fed them for a month.

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in a circle on the floor?

You nail its other hand to the floor.