Dap jokes

Expulsion

69 views · Anonymous · 7 years ago

Son - Dad, I've been expelled from school for having sex with a girl in my class.

Dad - Son, that's the 2nd school this year! Maybe teaching isn't for you!

Math

12 views · Shower thoughts · 1 year ago

What do Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.

Meme

16 views · Toast ツ · 2 years ago

The image shows a conversation where a user is asking to "dap up". The other user responds with "No?" Then asks "Why are your memes so cursed", which is followed by an image with an angry emoji saying "Fuck you mean no?". The first user is confused and responds, "How did you have a fuckin response to my no"

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Dagger

13 views · AnonymousNumber1 · 2 years ago

Dagger. This is to get your attention, for Dagger Jr. and I. We'd like to speak with you, and possibly Lynx, if we can find a time to all talk.

Dolphin

37 views · Anonymous · 8 months ago

Why do dolphins live in salt water?

Because pepper water would make them sneeze!

Schedule

7 views · DAP ME UP · 1 year ago

Rate my daily schedule

The image shows a daily schedule. It lists activities from waking up at 6 AM to going to sleep at 3 or 4 AM, including school, meals, chores, and walking the dog. It also mentions snacks, specifically "3 grilled cheeses on hamburger buns."

Nuke

5 views · DAP ME UP · 2 years ago

who ever doesn't dap this man up gets nuked by Kim Jong Un

A yellow hand emoji making a stylized handshake or 'dap' gesture next to a yellow emoji face with exaggerated features, including buck teeth and a smirking expression. The text accompanying the image reads: 'who ever doesn't dap this man up gets nuked by Kim Jong Un.'

Welcome

2 views · DAP ME UP · 1 year ago

All these new people need a warm welcome so lets dap them up

An illustration with a yellow emoji with a gold tooth and a sly expression next to a yellow hand in a position to give a 'dap'.

Dap memes

Community talk

DAP ME UP

5 months ago

guys tbh i got a new phone a couple months ago if the discord is still alive remove my old account its either named "Pizzalord8501" or "Dap Me Up" i dont remember which

Anonymous

7 months ago

WJE FUNERAL FOR OUR DEARLY DEPARTED @DAP ME UP

HE WILL BE MISSED.

SERVICE STARTS AT 1PM CENTRAL TIME (A LITTLE LESS THAN 10 MINUTES)

Hey yall i won't be on for some time because Wje is blocked at my school this isn't a good bye ill be back on wje i swear ill try and get ungrounded to get a phone please for the love of god keep this site alive i wanna be able to hear from all yall again thank u Hyphen Dap me up Yugi Ame Cosmo Jkw scooter mia bomb the bombing opal etc for giving me the most enjoyable part of my life so far i hope to see all when i get back 😆

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