Intelligence Jokes

Inside a room full of squares, buckets, and tints, there are two inspectors. One is called Mr. Right, the other one is called Mr. Wrong. Because of their names, the first one is trusted more than the second one.

Mr. Wrong eventually got tired of that and worked on a plan for how more people could trust him. He took a jigsaw and he started to cut into his brain and sawed away half of his brain. It was still working.

Then he took a loaf of toast, cut it into half and glued it on his head, and then he made a strawberry cream and sprayed it on the toast. Because people couldn't recognize him as "Mr. Wrong," he was able to solve more cases.

Q. What's the difference between Donald Trump and orange Jello?

A. The Jello has a higher IQ.

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they're so DARN STUPID!!!!

Trump wants people to think he's a great golfer. But the only handicap he has is a mental one.

Yo, you have the biggest Oliver brain, which means you are the dumbest boy ever.

Are people too thick to realize the difference between a fruit, a vegetable, and a person?

You really put the R in special.

I told one of my friends, "You're the reason why gene pools have lifeguards."

What do you call two female lovers spying on the government?

Lesbionage.

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to stupid people. You're much worse than that.

I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.

I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"

She said, "He was a little tardy."

I replied to her, "I thought they all were."

Why are Asians good at math?

Because the dog can’t eat their homework.

The fool says in his brain, "There is a god."

What do the initials CIA stand for?

Central Intelligence of A**holes.

What do the initials FBI stand for?

Federal Bureau of Idiots.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

The chicken.

The chicken who?

*Silence*

Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.

Your mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Your mom is so stupid that she thought LGBTQ was a sandwich.

President Joseph Biden said during the first presidential debate of the 2024 presidential election that he does not debate as well as he used to. Mr. Biden also can't think as well as he used to either, but then again when Mr. Biden was a United States senator in the state of Delaware he never could think because thinking was never one of his strengths and that is the reason why Mr. Biden became President Obama's vice president in the first place.

Oh well, that's politics.