Insult jokes
"I have a three-head."
"I have a four-head."
Bald people have a seven-head.
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.
You're pretty, pretty dumb, pretty toxic, pretty lame.
"(My beard actually connects.)" "Like the connection you never had with your father."
Your forehead and your hairline must be great friends, because they go way back.
Yo mama is so fat that when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.
Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!
Yo momma is so ugly, she gets rejected by dead people.
What should I sell my dragon for?
Dragon these balls across yo face!
Yep, if someone says to you, "I can't roast trash," say, "Well, some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother!"
When someone says you're an orphan, say, "At least I was wanted, unlike you!"
Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Son: Mom, can I tell you something?
Mom: Yes, of course, honey, what's up?
Son: Ok, you have terrible jokes! They're not even funny!
Mom: Well, I made you.
You are a joke.
"Stupid ass baby."
I said I’m losing my mind. My friend said, “You didn’t have much to begin with.”
What's the difference between three cocks and a joke?
Your mom can't take a joke.
If Pete and Chasten Buttigieg had a baby, it would be a turd covered in semen.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought keeping you was a good idea!