Insult jokes

Why does shit come out your asshole? Cause fuck you, that's why.

Yo mama so fat, she said the N-word!

Name a nut. You because are nuts.

Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.

Yo momma is like a penny...

Two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants!

This homeless lady called me ugly, so I told her, "Okay, then I'm going home."

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Yo mama!

Roses are red, violets are blue, she is hot, but you're as ugly as poo.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers, and the middle one is for you.

John saw a Gay in a wheelchair.

"I didn't know a man could be a fruit and a Vegetable!"

Yo mama so FAT, she can't handle files bigger than 4 GB.

I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.

You have more chins than a Hong Kong telephone book!

You're so fat, you have more chins than a fat Chinese with heaps of chins!

My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."

Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"

Comic: God, you're a fuckin' virgin, aren't you?!

Gerald: No! I've been 'round the block loads of times; women practically drool over me.

Comic: Yeah, and the Archbishop of Banterbury, mate. A name like Gerald, and with added 'four eyes' like them shit pair of glasses from FOUR EYED SPECCY INSTITUTION, mate, the only woman your dick has been in was when you were inside your mom's womb.

Your mom's so fat that One Punch Man had to take two punches.

I went to the dump truck today, and my wife said, "Thanks for visiting."

A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, "You're adopted!"

Then the sister replies, "At least they wanted me!"

The brother yells back, "Well, at first, when they didn't know you'd turn out like this."

Your mom gay.