Insult jokes
You're so dark that even God's light can't shine upon you.
Bully: How is your girlfriend?
Me: I don't have one!
Bully: I know!
Me: How are your parents?
*Walks out of orphanage*
Jimmy: Your mom is gay.
Me: No, you.
Jimmy: I have no mom.
What do you call a gay cactus?
A "prick."
Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.
Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.
I asked my friend if they will show me something retarded. He said, "Go look in a mirror." I said, "Thank you."
Ninety percent of your beauty can be removed with a Kleenex.
Oh, were you talking to me? I thought you only talked behind my back.
Hold still, I am trying to imagine you with a personality.
Enyaw’s fanny smells of dirty, moist, fishy, rotten egg, dead Elizabeth, pig dick, cow cum filth.
Dirty bitch!
Your hairline had to "Fahrt" cuz my ass IS your hairline.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You'll suck my dick 'cause I'm stronger than you.
I will remember my auntie's last words: "If you shoot me, your p-nis is small!"
(gun shot)
You are the gayest.
"Ur mum gay..."
Sorry wrong person.
"Curry muncher!"
What’s the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
Yo momma so fat!
Highest level of insult by a girl by seeing a guy's dick:
"I can shit bigger logs than that thing of your's" 🤣
Eat my ass!
Yo mama so fat, she takes up the whole bed.
Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you, you're gonna keep coming back, I'm gonna seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back, why? Cause you keep smelling the syrup, you worthless bitchass nlgga! You're gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life, your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing a dick daily. Your life is nothing, you serve ZERO purpose. You should kill yourself, NOW! And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen and ozone layer that's covered up so we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself! I mean that with a hundred percent with a thousand percent.