Insult jokes
Yo mama so ugly!
The mime broke his 30 year streak of silence!!!!
Yo momma is so ugly, she made my Happy Meal cry.
I'm so smart, wanna know why? Because you're gay.
Them: "You're ugly."
Me: "No, as ugly as your extra chromosome."
"Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom."
Your nan's bald.
My friend once said my opinion didn't matter. I said, "Why did you call me a female?"
Dick muncher.
Your face and your life.
Gwen, don't worry, everyone hates you, by the way! Have anything to say? Then who cares? You can't stop me.
Unknown person is going to give you a hint of who hates you...we were in a club, a meeting...btw this is you!
[Image of Gwen]
Later, Bitch!!!!!!!!
You're a bish, and you are too!
It was 2017, and lots of people were hating RiceGum because he released "Frick Da Police," a diss track insulting Idubbbz's Content Cop video on RiceGum.
A few hours after the diss track was released, someone went to Rice's house and spray painted "Asian Jake Paul" on the wall of the front of his house.
Rice went to "meet" Idubbbz, then he saw the graffiti.
"WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEE?"
Hours later, police found 4 suspects.
"Explain."
Sus 1: I don't vandalize.
Sus 2: I was staying indoors because it was rainy.
Sus 3: I fucking hate RiceGum, but I would not ruin his cheap ass house lol.
Sus 4: I eat bricks.
Police: I know who.
RiceGum: Who?
Police: ITS-
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Comment the answer below and I will see who is correct.
"Float like a cracker, sting like a beaner!"
Your forehead is so big, I bet your dreams are in IMAX.
Your head looks like a joke.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she took a bath, the water jumped out.
Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her and she was on both sides of it.
Your hairline dates so far back like when your dad left.
You are adopted.
No cap. No one loves you.
Bye.
You have more chin than brain cells!