Insult

Insult Jokes

Dick

You’ve got something on your face. Wait, no, it’s just missing something. My dick.

Hairline

Your hairline is so ugly, it’s receding from your face to never see you.

Victim

Why shouldn't you make fun of burn victims?

Because they've already been roasted!

Idiot

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to stupid people. You're much worse than that.

Mama

Yo mama so ugly that when Hello Kitty saw her, she said, "Goodbye!"

Head

Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.

Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(

Orphan

An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."

Mama

Yo mama so fat, she walked by the TV and I missed 12 episodes!

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue. I was born pretty, what happened to you?

Hairline

The tables in my class are straight, but I can’t say the same thing for your hairline.