Insult jokes

What's the difference between your mom and a laundromat washer?

The washer doesn't take loads for free.

I scaled your forehead, and all I saw was 1000.

It's a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard.

I walked up to a man, and he said, "How's the weather up there?" and then I pushed him into the street to get hit by a bus.

Yep, if someone says to you, "I can't roast trash," say, "Well, some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother!"

Say, "Hey, you're pretty." Then she'll say, "OMG, thank you so much," or something cringe. Then you say, "Pretty f***ing ugly, aha, gottie!"

Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password.

Me: Sorry mate, it's so short, get a longer one! 🤣

When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔

Q. Why aren't midget jokes funny?

A. They always seem to punch down.

Blood is red.

Bruises are blue. I forget the rest... um, I hate you...?

I call my sister a "fat cow," and she asks me, "Want to hear a joke?" I say, "Sure." She says, "You are the joke!"

My sister keeps cursing... so I made fun of her... "fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk", fowl language is for chickens!

Your hairline’s going backwards in Ohio.

Squirtle to Bulbasaur: "You kinda cum... like a baka..."

Yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry.

Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.

Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(

Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix you!"

Have y'all ever heard of dad jokes? Y'all hairline is funnier than those.

Me and your hairline go way back, years and years.

Fuck u!