Insult jokes

You're pretty, pretty dumb.

You're pretty, pretty dumb, pretty toxic, pretty lame.

"(My beard actually connects.)" "Like the connection you never had with your father."

Your forehead and your hairline must be great friends, because they go way back.

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"

Yo mama so fat, she sat on my dick and broke it.

Your mamma so fat, Thanos clapped 4 times.

"I have a three-head."

"I have a four-head."

Bald people have a seven-head.

Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.

You're so ugly that I choked and died.

You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.

Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.

Yo mama so fat, she takes up the whole bed.

TJ's hairline is so far back his friends don't even want to talk to his ugly ass!

"Float like a cracker, sting like a beaner!"

Me: "Cya"

Mom: "Where ya going?"

Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."

Mum: ...

Name a nut. You because are nuts.

Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.

Your hairline is so far back that I didn’t know you had a hairline.

Roses are red and violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the third one's for you.