Insult jokes

Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.

You're so ugly that I choked and died.

You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.

Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.

Yo mama so fat, she takes up the whole bed.

TJ's hairline is so far back his friends don't even want to talk to his ugly ass!

"Float like a cracker, sting like a beaner!"

Me: "Cya"

Mom: "Where ya going?"

Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."

Mum: ...

Name a nut. You because are nuts.

Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.

Your hairline is so far back that I didn’t know you had a hairline.

Roses are red and violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the third one's for you.

Yo mama is so ugly, her self-portraits hanged themselves.

Hey Gwen! What is a bean's specialty? Being a jerk!

Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.

I told her, "Do a wheelie!"

A B C D E F G H I see a bitch in front of me.

Yo mama so ugly Donald Trump said "wrong!"

Hell you fuck, bitch, dick!

Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!

Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.