Insult jokes
Q. Why aren't midget jokes funny?
A. They always seem to punch down.
Your momma is so slutty, they hired her as a condom tester.
Tyler is ugly.
If you are called Tyler, change your name.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born pretty, what happened to you?
Yo mama so ugly that when Hello Kitty saw her, she said, "Goodbye!"
The tables in my class are straight, but I can’t say the same thing for your hairline.
An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Yo papa's wife is so dumb and fat that we had to use yo papa.
God needed an extra two hands to make your fat ass of a mother.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I was born pretty, what happened to you?
Yo mama so fat, she walked by the TV and I missed 12 episodes!
Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account?
You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that-
(Destroys phone cutely)
Your hairline recedes so far back that it defends your forehead.
Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.
I'll call your mom a cow, but which one?
You’ve got something on your face. Wait, no, it’s just missing something. My dick.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.
You're pretty, pretty dumb.
You're pretty, pretty dumb, pretty toxic, pretty lame.
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"