Insult jokes

Salman Rushdie got a new book out.

It's called "Buddha. You Fat Cunt."

Your mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom company.

Orphan: I fucked your mom.

Kid: At least mine survived from it.

Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.

You're so flat, you make pancakes look thiccc.

Yo mama is such a slut, she could get slapped by a pack of hot dogs and get pregnant.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I forgot you are homo.

A guy is sitting at a bar when a drunk man walks up to him, calling his mom a whore. The guy just ignores it and stays in his spot drinking his beer. An hour goes by and the drunk man comes back saying, "Your mom is a whore!" The guy sitting looks around the bar, sees people staring and says, "Don't worry, everything is cool here," and shrugs it off. After a few more shots, the drunk man walks up a third time and says, "Your mom... is such... a whore!" The guy finally gets mad, throws his fist on the table and says, "You know what? Go home Dad!"

Your mum's foreheads.

What's the difference between a T-Rex and your sister? I can't stick my dick in a dinosaur.

Me and my little brother were playing Call Of Duty. He wasn't doing very good, so I told him so. My brother said to me, "At least I don't have to camp in order to get kills." I then responded with, "I would call you cancer, but at least cancer kills."

Yo mama so ugly, that when Santa came down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho- HOLY SHIT!"

If ugliness was a brick, you would be the Great Wall of China.

"Jordan, motherfucker, your face looks like a slut, and your life is trash. Stop picking on kids and LEAVE THEM HELL ALONE!"

Roses are red, colors are blue, if I was you, I'd look like you.

Yo mama joke.

Your hairline is so bad, when you look in the mirror, your hairline looks like an endangered species.

What does a construction worker say to another construction worker?

Screw you!

Your mom was born in a dumpster, as well as you.

Oh, my fat joke offended you? Which one of your chins did I hurt?