Insult jokes
"Where are you? I need to throw you out because Mum said to take out the trash."
What's that stupid girl in your class called?
Thot.
Sister: You're adopted.
Me: At least they wanted me, they must feel terribly bad cuz they had to keep you :(
You're so dark that even God's light can't shine upon you.
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can and I asked her what she was doing and she said moving.
Pick up lines.
"One fish, two fish, three fish, I’m breaking up with you, b*tch!"
"Hey there little mister, I’m dating your sister."
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
🤣🤣🤣
Yo mama's so—oh wait, you don't have one.
What is the difference when I have my dick in your mouth or when you have yours in mine?
Oh, I forgot, you don't got one, bitches, suck my dick.
I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.
Roses are red, you are gay, and that's it.
Yo mama so ugly, when she tried to enter an ugly contest, they said they didn't allow professionals.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought keeping you was a good idea!
Me: "Cya"
Mom: "Where ya going?"
Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."
Mum: ...
Dani: What's so funny?
Tess: Your face! 'Cause you're ugly!
Dani: WHY!!!!!!!
Popular girl: Sorry I'm late.
Teacher: Why are you late!
Girl: I need my beauty sleep.
Nerd: Well, you might need to hibernate because you ain't pretty.
Yo momma so ugly, her blood type is puss.
What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...
Yo mama so fat, COW!
You are the gayest.