Insult jokes
My doctor called me a "psychopath." How dare he?!? He'll pay for this!
FUCK OFF GULLER!
Are those tears real or are they like you? Fake.
Roses are red, violets are blue, feminist pussy stinks, and yours does too.
Q: You have problems, I think your disease is BOOFA.
Q: What boofa?
A: Boofa deez nuts in yo mouth!
I would roast you but burning trash is bad for the environment.
What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.
Did you just kill the last brain cell you have? Or are you just plain stupid?
Roses are red, Your blood is too. You look like a monkey and belong in a zoo.
Do not worry, I will be there too, Not in a cage but laughing at you!
Ur mum homo.
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
Why don’t you act like your hairline and kindly take several steps back?
Bully: I bet your dick is so small when you look down you can't see it.
Guy: I don't, I see your mom.
"There is no way you can fit in there."
"Says who?"
"Your mom."
"When?"
"Last night."
"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"
You're so ugly that you made Hitler commit suicide.
I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today, so I asked her, "When's it due?"
She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant, you rude prick!"
I said, "I meant the bus, you fat cunt!"
What is a cow on two legs?
Yo mama!
Nick sucks dick.
Me: Hey you trashy pig woman, go in the toilet or lay on the grass where you belong.
Trashy pig woman: Why?
Me: Because you smell like fart and you're pretty much just a turd with lips.
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.