Insult jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, You told me I'm ugly, nah, you look like a monkey!
You’ve got something on your face. Wait, no, it’s just missing something. My dick.
Your hairline goes so far back that it was getting whipped in the 1800s.
Your hairline is so ugly, it’s receding from your face to never see you.
Why shouldn't you make fun of burn victims?
Because they've already been roasted!
Memes
This is for explain bear. Pls stop doing ur poor insults bc we feel sad inside when you are being a b* ☹️ if you say a insult no more honey 🍯 for u 😌
What's the difference between three cocks and a joke?
Your mom can't take a joke.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.
Yo mama so ugly that when Hello Kitty saw her, she said, "Goodbye!"
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
Yo papa's wife is so dumb and fat that we had to use yo papa.
An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Yo mama so fat, she walked by the TV and I missed 12 episodes!
Yo mama is so ugly, her pictures hang themselves.
Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.
Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.
God needed an extra two hands to make your fat ass of a mother.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I was born pretty, what happened to you?
The tables in my class are straight, but I can’t say the same thing for your hairline.
I'll call your mom a cow, but which one?
Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.