Insult jokes

My friend once said my opinion didn't matter. I said, "Why did you call me a female?"

Your face.

When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.

I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.

Bully says, "You are DISGUSTING!!!!!!"

The girl says, "Just like your face."

Me: Roasts my annoying cousin.

Everyone at the barbecue...

Your mum is a Rune Giant.

I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.

I’d pound your mom so fast, even Sonic would get jealous!

I was gonna say when you were born your mum saw you and screamed, but I remembered you were adopted...

Blood is red.

Bruises are blue. I forget the rest... um, I hate you...?

Yo mama so old the carpenter uses her crotch as sandpaper.

What did the boy say to the girl? "Damn! You pissy, stank!"

Your mom.

Roll your eyes back, you might find a brain back there.

If I called you gay, you would probably hit me with your purse.

I swear, if I compared the size of your mother and multiplied it by the time your dad was gone, it wouldn't even be close to your hairline.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

My heart is dead because of you.

Actually, not because of you... because of your face.

This boy said, "Get your hairline straight." I said, "Girls don't have a hairline. How about you go to the barber shop and let your barber do your hair 10 times worse than he did the first time."

I went to the orphanage and yelled "your mama" jokes.

From your mom.

So little Johnny was on the bus, and the bus driver already hated him. So he started to talk to himself JUST loud enough for the bus driver to hear.

"If my dad was a bull, and my mom was a cow, that would make me... a little bull!"

"If my dad was a rooster, and my mom was a hen, that would make me... a little rooster!"

And by this point, the bus driver was fed up with him, so he said:

"Ok little Johnny, I got one for you: If your dad was a drunk, and your mom was a whore, what would that make you?"

Little Johnny smiled and said: "A bus driver!"