Insult jokes

Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.

Yo momma's so hairy that when the baby came out, it got rug burn.

You are a joke.

"Stupid ass baby."

Your head looks like a joke.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a joke, so are you.

Yo mama so ugly that when Hello Kitty saw her, she said, "Goodbye!"

God needed an extra two hands to make your fat ass of a mother.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I was born pretty, what happened to you?

The tables in my class are straight, but I can’t say the same thing for your hairline.

I'll call your mom a cow, but which one?

Yo papa's wife is so dumb and fat that we had to use yo papa.

Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.

An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."

Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account?

You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that-

(Destroys phone cutely)

A B C D E F G H I see a bitch in front of me.

Hey Gwen! What is a bean's specialty? Being a jerk!

Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.

I told her, "Do a wheelie!"

You're so ugly that I choked and died.

"Float like a cracker, sting like a beaner!"