Insult jokes

Yo mama so fat, she sat on my dick and broke it.

Your mamma so fat, Thanos clapped 4 times.

You're pretty, pretty dumb.

You're pretty, pretty dumb, pretty toxic, pretty lame.

"(My beard actually connects.)" "Like the connection you never had with your father."

Your forehead and your hairline must be great friends, because they go way back.

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"

Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.

"I have a three-head."

"I have a four-head."

Bald people have a seven-head.

Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.

I told her, "Do a wheelie!"

Hey Gwen! What is a bean's specialty? Being a jerk!

Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.

Yo mama's cheeks are red, I don't know why.

Son: Mom, can I tell you something?

Mom: Yes, of course, honey, what's up?

Son: Ok, you have terrible jokes! They're not even funny!

Mom: Well, I made you.

When someone says you're an orphan, say, "At least I was wanted, unlike you!"

Why doesn't Laila in UHS need an insult?

Have a look at her face!

"Stupid ass baby."

Yo momma's so hairy that when the baby came out, it got rug burn.

You are a joke.

Your head looks like a joke.