Insult jokes
Nice cock, bitch.
Ur Granny, tranny.
Ur Dad, lesbian.
Ur Mom, gay.
Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!
Roses are red. Violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there too. Not in the cage, but laughing at YOU!
Yo mama is so hairy that she uses a lawn mower to shave.
A girl said she liked dogs. I called her a bitch.
Kid #1: You're adopted.
Kid #2: At least they wanted me.
Kid #1: Did your real parents want you?
Yo mama's so—oh wait, you don't have one.
You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor threw you out the window, and the window threw you back.
Your insults are drier than your pussy.
1. If being ugly was a crime, you would have a life sentence.
2. My phone battery lasts longer than your friendships.
3. There is a tree out there giving you oxygen, and you owe that tree an apology.
4. I don’t hate you, but I gotta unplug your life support to charge my phone.
5. When I saw your dad on the sidewalk, I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
6. If I had powers, I would make you the dumbest person alive, but it seems life already beat me to the punch.
7. If karma ever comes to punch ya in the face, I wanna be there to help it.
8. If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I’d be broke.
9. You are more disappointing than a cake without frosting.
10. Were you born on a highway, 'cause that’s where most accidents happen?
11. Wow, that hurts, now I know how it felt when your mom said that to ya.
12. You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo, and you may as well be the reason why the middle finger was invented.
Your mom is fat.
Oooo, roasted!
Yo hairline be looking like a chicken nugget, headass.
Your forehead is deeper than the ocean.
What does Ben 10 call his wife?
Humungouswhore
Your fat!
A kid tell me he was gonna f**k my mom on Fortnite! So I told him I was gonna double pump his mom until she was wet like moisty meyers.
Like if you're not a gay.
Dislike if you're furry.
Repost if you HATE blacks.
Comment for VBUCKS.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know.
To get to the idiot house.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
The chicken.
Paki curry is shit.
You really put the R in special.