Insult jokes
Your forehead and your hairline must be great friends, because they go way back.
Yo mama so fat, she sat on my dick and broke it.
Yo papa's wife is so dumb and fat that we had to use yo papa.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born pretty, what happened to you?
Yo momma so fat, I took a photo of her last year and it's still printing.
Your forehead is deeper than the ocean.
Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.
Yo mama so fat, she walked by the TV and I missed 12 episodes!
Yo mama is so ugly, her pictures hang themselves.
You’ve got something on your face. Wait, no, it’s just missing something. My dick.
Your hairline goes so far back that it was getting whipped in the 1800s.
Your hairline is so ugly, it’s receding from your face to never see you.
You're pretty, pretty dumb.
"(My beard actually connects.)" "Like the connection you never had with your father."
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.
You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.
Me: "Cya"
Mom: "Where ya going?"
Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."
Mum: ...
Your hairline is so far back that I didn’t know you had a hairline.
"Float like a cracker, sting like a beaner!"
Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.