Insult jokes

Charli tries to roast me: Roses are red, violets are blue, and you look like poo.

Me: You must have been born on the highway because that's where most accidents happen.

Boy, your momma so ugly she’s denied from the homeless parties in the dumpster.

Quiet kid, your momma so funny she made a joke pop out her a*s.

Want to hear a joke?

Your face.

So a girl says, "You're so ugly to me," and she says, "I’m the prettiest girl." I say, "Yeah, a pretty girl for an ogre 👹!"

Blood is red.

Bruises are blue. I forget the rest... um, I hate you...?

At school, this gurl was like, "You're ugly!" And I'm like, "Gurl, your mirror cracks the moment you step in front of it."

Whenever you wanna roast an orphan, say "yo mamma".

Just 'cause I’m gay doesn’t mean I want you. I’m shocked anyone would.

My mom said, "Take out the trash," but I couldn't find you.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she tried to join an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"

What do you call a pissed off midget?

A micro-aggression.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are so ugly that no one likes you.

If I called you gay, you would probably hit me with your purse.

I'm fucking retarded.

Jesus was drinking when he made you.

Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.

Wanna hear a joke?

No, I'm already looking at one.

You're all gay. HEHEHE!

You dream in 4K.

Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.