Insult jokes

Roses are red, I hate snitches, You talk a lot of game for a guy with 3 inches.

So a girl says, "You're so ugly to me," and she says, "I’m the prettiest girl." I say, "Yeah, a pretty girl for an ogre 👹!"

Blood is red.

Bruises are blue. I forget the rest... um, I hate you...?

At school, this gurl was like, "You're ugly!" And I'm like, "Gurl, your mirror cracks the moment you step in front of it."

Whenever you wanna roast an orphan, say "yo mamma".

Just 'cause I’m gay doesn’t mean I want you. I’m shocked anyone would.

My mom said, "Take out the trash," but I couldn't find you.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she tried to join an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"

What do you call a pissed off midget?

A micro-aggression.

If I called you gay, you would probably hit me with your purse.

I'm fucking retarded.

Jesus was drinking when he made you.

Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.

Wanna hear a joke?

No, I'm already looking at one.

You're all gay. HEHEHE!

You dream in 4K.

Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.

I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."

Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.

To all my haters, keep sucking. I'm about to cum.