Insult jokes

You're so ugly, you made Hello Kitty say, "Goodbye."

If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.

I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"

Ur mum—oh wait, you don't have that.

Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.

Mom! Mom! My classmates called me an orphan!

Your entire family tree must be a cactus, because everyone in your family is such a prick.

Yo mama so stupid, she raised you.

Me: What’s that girl’s name from Phineas and Ferb, the sister?

Crush: Candice.

Me: Candice dick fit in your mouth?

Crush: *slaps me, walks away*

Your fat!

Charli tries to roast me: Roses are red, violets are blue, and you look like poo.

Me: You must have been born on the highway because that's where most accidents happen.

Want to hear a joke?

Your face.

I'd tell ya a poop joke, but you're my favorite turd.

So a girl says, "You're so ugly to me," and she says, "I’m the prettiest girl." I say, "Yeah, a pretty girl for an ogre 👹!"

Blood is red.

Bruises are blue. I forget the rest... um, I hate you...?

If I called you gay, you would probably hit me with your purse.

At school, this gurl was like, "You're ugly!" And I'm like, "Gurl, your mirror cracks the moment you step in front of it."

Whenever you wanna roast an orphan, say "yo mamma".

You could be sitting alone and still be the dumbest person in the room.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are so ugly that no one likes you.