Insult jokes

Ur mum—oh wait, you don't have that.

Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.

Mom! Mom! My classmates called me an orphan!

Your entire family tree must be a cactus, because everyone in your family is such a prick.

Me: What’s that girl’s name from Phineas and Ferb, the sister?

Crush: Candice.

Me: Candice dick fit in your mouth?

Crush: *slaps me, walks away*

Your fat!

Charli tries to roast me: Roses are red, violets are blue, and you look like poo.

Me: You must have been born on the highway because that's where most accidents happen.

Want to hear a joke?

Your face.

Boy, your momma so ugly she’s denied from the homeless parties in the dumpster.

Quiet kid, your momma so funny she made a joke pop out her a*s.

Blood is red.

Bruises are blue. I forget the rest... um, I hate you...?

So a girl says, "You're so ugly to me," and she says, "I’m the prettiest girl." I say, "Yeah, a pretty girl for an ogre 👹!"

At school, this gurl was like, "You're ugly!" And I'm like, "Gurl, your mirror cracks the moment you step in front of it."

Whenever you wanna roast an orphan, say "yo mamma".

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are so ugly that no one likes you.

My mom said, "Take out the trash," but I couldn't find you.

Just 'cause I’m gay doesn’t mean I want you. I’m shocked anyone would.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she tried to join an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"

What do you call a pissed off midget?

A micro-aggression.

If I called you gay, you would probably hit me with your purse.

I'm fucking retarded.