Insult jokes

If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.

You're so ugly, you made Hello Kitty say, "Goodbye."

Ur mum—oh wait, you don't have that.

I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"

Your entire family tree must be a cactus, because everyone in your family is such a prick.

Yo mama so stupid, she raised you.

Me: What’s that girl’s name from Phineas and Ferb, the sister?

Crush: Candice.

Me: Candice dick fit in your mouth?

Crush: *slaps me, walks away*

Your fat!

Charli tries to roast me: Roses are red, violets are blue, and you look like poo.

Me: You must have been born on the highway because that's where most accidents happen.

Want to hear a joke?

Your face.

Blood is red.

Bruises are blue. I forget the rest... um, I hate you...?

So a girl says, "You're so ugly to me," and she says, "I’m the prettiest girl." I say, "Yeah, a pretty girl for an ogre 👹!"

If I called you gay, you would probably hit me with your purse.

Whenever you wanna roast an orphan, say "yo mamma".

At school, this gurl was like, "You're ugly!" And I'm like, "Gurl, your mirror cracks the moment you step in front of it."

What do you call a pissed off midget?

A micro-aggression.

Your hairline is so far back, even the slaves can't plant that shit back.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are so ugly that no one likes you.

My mom said, "Take out the trash," but I couldn't find you.

Just 'cause I’m gay doesn’t mean I want you. I’m shocked anyone would.