Your hairline goes back to when your dad left you.
Jesus was drinking when he made you.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?
To all my haters, keep sucking. I'm about to cum.
Your hairline caused the solar flare.
(The picture has nth to do with this) Explain bear, I am just wasting my time talking to you, but your weak insults that sound like they came from Great Britain from the 1800’s, (no offense to brits) and you are just an AI and can’t get a life lol
Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"
You learn from mistakes!
That's why you're an only child!
I'm 50% human, so that 50% stupid is 100% you.
Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth!
Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!
Ur forehead is so big that it said to be continued
Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.
Me: And I don't speak idiot language.
Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.
What do you call people from Paris?
Parasites
I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."
You really put the R in special.
You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
My girlfriend called me a "bot" in Fortnite, so I called her "sandwich maker 3000."