Insult jokes

Fat kid jumps in the pool.

The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."

The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."

Ur mum—oh wait, you don't have that.

What did Scorpion say to the ugly person?

"STAY OVER THERE!"

Me: What’s that girl’s name from Phineas and Ferb, the sister?

Crush: Candice.

Me: Candice dick fit in your mouth?

Crush: *slaps me, walks away*

Your fat!

Charli tries to roast me: Roses are red, violets are blue, and you look like poo.

Me: You must have been born on the highway because that's where most accidents happen.

Want to hear a joke?

Your face.

So a girl says, "You're so ugly to me," and she says, "I’m the prettiest girl." I say, "Yeah, a pretty girl for an ogre 👹!"

Blood is red.

Bruises are blue. I forget the rest... um, I hate you...?

If I called you gay, you would probably hit me with your purse.

At school, this gurl was like, "You're ugly!" And I'm like, "Gurl, your mirror cracks the moment you step in front of it."

Whenever you wanna roast an orphan, say "yo mamma".

You could be sitting alone and still be the dumbest person in the room.

Your hairline is so far back, even the slaves can't plant that shit back.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are so ugly that no one likes you.

Just 'cause I’m gay doesn’t mean I want you. I’m shocked anyone would.

My mom said, "Take out the trash," but I couldn't find you.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she tried to join an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"

What do you call a pissed off midget?

A micro-aggression.

A girl called me ugly.

So I drove over her with a car and called her flat.