Insult jokes
Bully: "Nobody loves you."
Me: "Aww, it must have hurt when your mom told you that."
Richard: Mom, someone called me gay.
Richard's mom: Why didn't you slap him across his face?
Richard: No, I couldn't.
Richard's mom: Why?
Richard: Because he was cute.
Kid: "I fucked your mom."
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
Bully: Your mom gay.
Me: There's something on your chin.
Bully: Where?
Me: No, on your fourth one.
Is your middle name Fancy Feast?
'Cause your face looks like a can of dog food.
What's the smallest stick in the world?
Your man's dick.
Somebody told me to go to hell, so I walked up to Donald Trump.
Do you know your E?
You're E tarded.
Brother: Your eyebrows look hella bad.
Sister: I don’t even think you know what eyebrows are supposed to look like because you have none.
Damn, bitch, you got a big ass for a head!
Whenever you wanna roast an orphan, say "yo mamma".
Your mom gay.
Why are you gay?
I drew a fist on a body, and then I drew a guy saying to him, "That dude's a knucklehead!"
Down syndrome kid: Stop being greedy with the Legos! Me: Stop being greedy with the chromosomes!
Bully... you're such an asshole. Me... Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.
Friend: "You are so ugly." Me: "You can't be talking, you give Freddy Krueger nightmares."
Boi, you're the reason the Great Wall of China is a thing. You're so ugly the Chinese needed to block you out!
1. Your face is so ugly, I thought it was deformed. It probably was anyways.
2. Even if Donald Trump had time to build a wall, it was probably so you won't squish us with your fatass.
If someone says your face is deformed, just say that's what happens when I look at you.
Welcome.
So, I went out to eat the other day, and the waitress came up to me and asked if I wanted a glass of water. I said, "Yes ma'am." She said, "Oh honey, you don't have to call me ma'am, I'm not that old." I said, "Okay, thanks bitch."