Insult jokes
Yo mama's ass is mad crusty!
When I give you the signal, I want you to roll down your window and call the oncoming cyclist a prick.
Roses are red, I am very cool, You, on the other hand, Need to drown yourself in a pool.
What does a construction worker say to another construction worker?
Screw you!
What did Bonnie say to Chica?
"Go kill yourself, dumbass bitch."
Yo mama so ugly!
The mime broke his 30 year streak of silence!!!!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?
Bully: I'm going to hurt you so bad.
You: Well, your IQ is the same amount of teeth I'm about to knock out, so... you're so dumb that you don't even know how to do that.
And your IQ is 5.
Bully: I'm going to hurt you so bad.
You: Well... your IQ is the same amount of teeth I'm about to knock out, so... you're so dumb that you can't even do that.
And your IQ is 5.
Cooper, your mum gay, lol.
Your forehead is so huge, you don't have dreams, you have movies. Follow me on Instagram: _zer0x3.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.
The depressed kid getting bullied.
The bully: "You are useless."
The depressed kid: "I know."
Yo momma so fat, her belt size is E for Equator.
I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.
I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.
*guitar solo*
Roses are red, Violets are blue, A face like your's belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there too, Not in a cage, but laughing at you.
Orphan: I fucked your mom.
Kid: At least mine survived from it.
A, B, C, E, F, G. You smell like a baby. Maybe you should not be "Hati-ey."
What's the difference between a Ranga and a Brick?
A Brick can get laid.
Brother: Your nuts!
Sister: What do you mean? You're the one that has the nuts!