Insult jokes
Boi, you're the reason the Great Wall of China is a thing. You're so ugly the Chinese needed to block you out!
1. Your face is so ugly, I thought it was deformed. It probably was anyways.
2. Even if Donald Trump had time to build a wall, it was probably so you won't squish us with your fatass.
If someone says your face is deformed, just say that's what happens when I look at you.
Welcome.
So, I went out to eat the other day, and the waitress came up to me and asked if I wanted a glass of water. I said, "Yes ma'am." She said, "Oh honey, you don't have to call me ma'am, I'm not that old." I said, "Okay, thanks bitch."
I once had a cat that reminded me of Doug Ford.
Fat, mean, and probably inbred.
I call my dad a motherfucker because he fucked his mom.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, but then I met you.
10 dicks up your mom's ass!
I went to an orphanage and had a yo mama smack down. That's it.
What does 1nan + 1nan = 2 smelly fucking dusty dumb fuck nans?
1. You're so dumb, you think Cheerios are donut seeds!
2. You're so fat, you could sell shade!
3. You're just like coconut water, nobody likes you!
4. Have you been shopping lately? Because they're selling lives around the corner, you should go get one!
If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence!!
Are these good?
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.
You're an apple. Now suck my dick!
You a cunt.
If you're in a roast battle with a homophobe and they are talking mad shit, just say:
"The only thing looser than your mouth is your asshole!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a joke, so are you.
What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?
One is hairy and smells like fish, and the other is a walrus. You're welcome.
I punched you so hard that I'll call you "Droppy Pussy."
Me and my little brother were playing Call Of Duty. He wasn't doing very good, so I told him so. My brother said to me, "At least I don't have to camp in order to get kills." I then responded with, "I would call you cancer, but at least cancer kills."
Roses are red, Your blood is too. You look like a monkey and belong in a zoo.
Do not worry, I will be there too, Not in a cage but laughing at you!
"Fucking cracker and you smell like fish!"