Insult jokes

You suck.

There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.

Timmy: Stupid motherfucker.

Jimmy: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

Timmy: *starts crying*

Jimmy: Ah fuck, I did it again.

You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.

Y'all smell like ass!

Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."

Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"

Someone: . . .

I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.

I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"

Roses are red and violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the third one's for you.

You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)

I didn't know that COVID-19 was a thing until I saw your eyebrows and your hairline social distancing.

What do my cock and money have in common?

Your mom.

Friend: Ur sister after you were born. 😭

Me: Ur brother after chemotherapy. 😵

Bro, you were born in a local 7-Eleven bathroom.

When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔

That bloke Dean's a cunt!

Rot in hell?

More like nasty-ass thot in a well.

I was gonna roast you about your chin, but I didn't know which one to talk about.

Your hairline got suspended, it's not coming back.

I would make a joke about your mom, but cows are sacred in my country.