Insult

Insult Jokes

Look

My cousin called me ugly.

Well, I'm pretty sure 90% of her looks could be wiped away with a Kleenex.

Face

Roses are red, violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there with you, But not in the cage, but laughing at you.

Mom

Mom, shut up. Me? I don't shut up, I grow up. When I look at you, I throw up.

Fat

Yo mama is so fat that when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.

Comeback

Bully: Hey virgin!

Victim: I'm not a virgin, just ask your sister.

Bully: I don't have a sister, dumbass.

Victim: Just wait nine months.

Rose

Roses are red. Violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there too. Not in the cage, but laughing at YOU!

Mom

Your mom is like a penny: two-faced, flat, and always in someone's pants.

Baby

You are so ugly when you gave birth to your baby, you gave it carpet burn.

Mistake

When someone says: "You're a mistake."

Say: "The only mistake I see is right in front of me."