My cousin called me ugly.
Well, I'm pretty sure 90% of her looks could be wiped away with a Kleenex.
My cousin called me ugly.
Well, I'm pretty sure 90% of her looks could be wiped away with a Kleenex.
Suck on deez balls!
Roses are red, violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there with you, But not in the cage, but laughing at you.
Mom, shut up. Me? I don't shut up, I grow up. When I look at you, I throw up.
I would roast you but you're already so hot.
If you think the guy calling you fat is offensive,
Try salad 🥗.
Bully: Hey virgin!
Victim: I'm not a virgin, just ask your sister.
Bully: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Victim: Just wait nine months.
Your mom is like a penny: two-faced, flat, and always in someone's pants.
Dear Slim Shady,
balls.