what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub?
steamed vegetables.
Yo mama's so stupid she got locked in Mattress World and slept on the floor.
Yo mama is so ugly, even the ugliest person in the world looked like a sword standing next to her.
What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes.
I'm fucking retarded.
Jimmy: Your mom is gay.
Me: No, you.
Jimmy: I have no mom.
Man: "Is your body from McDonald's?"
Woman: "Why, because you're loving it?"
Man: "No, because it's fat and greasy."
Yo mama so old the carpenter uses her crotch as sandpaper.
What was Osama's favourite food... yer nan?
Yo mama like a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everybody’s pants.
how old is uuuuuurrrr mom. five cringe.... i know that was a crap joke... not even a joke
Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.
Yo mama is so fat, it took Nationwide 15 years to get on her side.
A drunk walks into a bar and says, "All lawyers are assholes!" A guy at the other end of the bar says, "I resent that!" The drunk says, "Why, are you a lawyer?" and the other guy says, "No, I'm an asshole!"
Chuck Norris destroys the yo mama!
Your mom is fat.
Oooo, roasted!
You calling me gay but the pole is straighter than you
Yo mama is so stupid, she shoved two double A batteries up her butt and said, “I’ve got the power!”
If I called you gay you would probably hit me with your purse
You guys asked for a joke? Well, you're in luck, because you already are one!
