Suck on deez balls!
Insult Jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there with you, But not in the cage, but laughing at you.
Mom, shut up. Me? I don't shut up, I grow up. When I look at you, I throw up.
I would roast you but you're already so hot.
Your mom.
Yo mama so old when she farts, dust comes out.
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.
Yo mama is so fat that when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
What does a hear-moo say? "Fat cow!"
If you think the guy calling you fat is offensive,
Try salad 🥗.
Bully: Hey virgin!
Victim: I'm not a virgin, just ask your sister.
Bully: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Victim: Just wait nine months.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there too. Not in the cage, but laughing at YOU!
Your mom is like a penny: two-faced, flat, and always in someone's pants.
Dear Slim Shady,
balls.
Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.
Me: Roasts my annoying cousin.
Everyone at the barbecue...
You are so ugly when you gave birth to your baby, you gave it carpet burn.
"Why is your head big?"
"'Cause you're a ball."
When someone says: "You're a mistake."
Say: "The only mistake I see is right in front of me."
Girlfriend: Babe, what do you think of our love?
Me: Look at the stars in the sky.
Girlfriend: Aww... it’s infinity, right?
Me: No, it’s a waste of time.
Girlfriend: I’m breaking up with you.
Me: Whatever, when I take out the trash, I think of you.
