Insult

Insult jokes

Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.

Me: And I don't speak idiot language.

You're so skinny you're a thin stick.

You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.

You're so ugly you got stuff for free.

You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.

You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.

You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.

You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.

Your forehead is so big, it's a $20 taxi ride from your hairline to your eyebrows.

I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.