What's the difference between a Ranga and a Brick?
A Brick can get laid.
So a girl says your so ugly to me and she says “I’m the prettiest girl” I say “yea a pretty girl for a ogre 👹”
Son: Mom, can I tell you something?
Mom: Yes, of course, honey, what's up?
Son: Ok, you have terrible jokes! They're not even funny!
Mom: Well, I made you.
yo mamma
"Little John, she is fat." How? He said, "Like a pig."
The other day my mom called me a retard I'm now an orphan
Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Kalyn: Mrs. Frizzle,
Mrs. Frizzle: Sure.
Kalyn: Can you spell I-C-U-P for me?
Mrs. Frizzle: Shut up, you little fucktard!
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.
What can change color and get beat up?
You.
I told my therapist you are too fat and ugly to date grown men. Then she asked me, "You wanna give a judgemental reaction about that?" I said, "Okay, you smell rat pee on somebody's cock."
Your classmate: You're so ugly.
Me: That's what your mom said when she had you and called you a mistake.
You are the reason double doors were invented.
Ama is a bitch. I want him to die and kill himself.
Why doesn't Laila in UHS need an insult?
Have a look at her face!
What to say to a single guy whos insulting you. "Shut up you horny virgin"!
My mom told me ̈YOU SON OF A B!TCH. ̈ i told her ̈i may be a son of a b!ch butat least i am not the bitch ̈. she hated me forever.
When someone says you're an orphan, say, "At least I was wanted, unlike you!"
Yo mama so dumb, she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I have the power."
Person 1: You are the dumbest person in the class.
Person 2: Well, you're the second. Maybe, but at least I'm not the dumbest.
Person 2: I know how to fix that!
... Next day person commits suicide...
