Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.
Me: And I don't speak idiot language.
Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.
Me: And I don't speak idiot language.
You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.
You're so ugly you got stuff for free.
You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.
You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.
You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.
You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.
Ur mum—oh wait, you don't have that.
Yo mama is so ugly, her self-portraits hanged themselves.
Your forehead is so big even ash couldn’t catch it.