Insult jokes

Why did the man get run over?

Ur mom XD

Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.

Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.

Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.

Silence...................punch!

Damn bro, are you Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?

Cuz you be lookin AuTiSTiC.

After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies.

You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies.

Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.

Your mom is a slow comedian. It took her 9 months to make a good joke.

Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.

At school, this gurl was like, "You're ugly!" And I'm like, "Gurl, your mirror cracks the moment you step in front of it."

Your hairline bent like the relationship with your mom and dad.

Roses are red, violets are blue, at the end of the day, you're gay.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, All the worse jokes come from you.

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?

No, I'm already looking at one.

Your forehead is so big NASA thought it was Mars.

Shup up, transparent hairline. Look like you got splashed by some clear soap.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You a dumb a** b*tch, We all know it's true.

The bully says, "Your mom!" The girl says, "Is sleeping with your dad."

Bully says, "You are DISGUSTING!!!!!!"

The girl says, "Just like your face."

What do you call a flat-chested emo? A cutting board.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't wanna say this, but nobody cares about you.