Insult jokes
Yo mama is so fat, she brought a pencil to early intervention!
What was Osama's favourite food... yer nan?
What do you call a cow with three legs?
My ex.
Yo mama like a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everybody’s pants.
Ur mom, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
I have no friends :'(
Your mum gay. LOL. Funny me!
Fuck you!
"Rueben Glover is a Steven Hawking spastic."
Yo mama so hairy, you got carpet burn when you were born.
How old is uuuuuurrrr mom?
Five.
Cringe.... I know that was a crap joke... not even a joke.
Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.
Your mom.
Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
Yo mama is so fat, it took Nationwide 15 years to get on her side.
Your mum gay, lol.
Your mom gay.
A drunk walks into a bar and says, "All lawyers are assholes!" A guy at the other end of the bar says, "I resent that!" The drunk says, "Why, are you a lawyer?" and the other guy says, "No, I'm an asshole!"
Your mom's asshole.
Chuck Norris destroys the yo mama!
Your mom is fat.
Oooo, roasted!