Insult jokes
Yo mama so ugly that when she was born, the doctor looked at her face, then at her butt and said, "Twins!"
Ur mum gay, lul.
Your mom gay.
If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb up to the top of your ego and jump to your IQ.
Kill yourself!
I can see your cameltoe, you nasty thot!
Your mom... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
What do you call a bitch? A dumbass, hahahahaha.
What do you call a bitch?
You call it a female dog.
My short friend called me a scrub, even though he was the one below me.
Eat my butt.
I fucked your mum!
Them: "You're ugly."
Me: "No, as ugly as your extra chromosome."
Yo mama so fat, she wears Orion's belt!
You're a bish, and you are too!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Atoms are small, But so are you!
Wanna hear a joke?
Your face.
Your face.
Yo mama!
Your life.