Insult jokes

Yo momma is so ugly, when she tried to join the ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"

Ur mom gay, lol.

Ur mom.

Come on guys, it's not nice to make fun of autism. I mean really, the Riot devs try their best, but just because they have autism does not mean you can make fun of them. Make fun of them for something else, like their Down syndrome.

What do you call a retarded duck?

Fuck duck and lick my balls.

Man: "Is your body from McDonald's?"

Woman: "Why, because you're loving it?"

Man: "No, because it's fat and greasy."

Charlotte looks like a sperm.

Your mom gay.

Yo mama so old the carpenter uses her crotch as sandpaper.

Ur mom gei.

Yo mama is so fat, she brought a pencil to early intervention!

What was Osama's favourite food... yer nan?

What do you call a cow with three legs?

My ex.

Yo mama like a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everybody’s pants.

Ur mom, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

I have no friends :'(

Your mum gay. LOL. Funny me!

Fuck you!

"Rueben Glover is a Steven Hawking spastic."

Yo mama so hairy, you got carpet burn when you were born.

How old is uuuuuurrrr mom?

Five.

Cringe.... I know that was a crap joke... not even a joke.