Insult jokes
Yo mama is so stupid, she shoved two double A batteries up her butt and said, “I’ve got the power!”
What did the boy say to the girl? "Damn! You pissy, stank!"
If I called you gay, you would probably hit me with your purse.
Your mum!
Kill yourself, hoes!
You guys asked for a joke? Well, you're in luck, because you already are one!
Your face with my cum.
Yo mama so ugly that when she was born, the doctor looked at her face, then at her butt and said, "Twins!"
Ur mum gay, lul.
Your mom gay.
If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb up to the top of your ego and jump to your IQ.
Kill yourself!
I can see your cameltoe, you nasty thot!
Your mom... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
What do you call a bitch? A dumbass, hahahahaha.
What do you call a bitch?
You call it a female dog.
My short friend called me a scrub, even though he was the one below me.
Eat my butt.
I fucked your mum!
Them: "You're ugly."
Me: "No, as ugly as your extra chromosome."