Insult jokes
Me: Hey you trashy pig woman, go in the toilet or lay on the grass where you belong.
Trashy pig woman: Why?
Me: Because you smell like fart and you're pretty much just a turd with lips.
Me: "Hey, you trashy pig woman, go in the toilet or lay on the grass where you belong."
Trashy pig woman: "Why?"
Because you smell like fart, and you're pretty much just a turd with lips.
You're gay!
What did the roti say to pratha?
You white like a white bastard.
Paki curry is shit.
F*ck you.
A man told his love interest she looked beautiful.
And then his love interest told him she had loads of things to tell him.
And after 3 minutes, she told him he looked fat, ugly, disgusting, creepy, and tiny.
Then the police came and arrested her for saying that.
Your mamma's so stinky that perfume leaks where she puts it on.
What do [you] call Tyler Brown?
A spaz.
I dicked your mom down so good, bitch!
Random guy: "Go suck a D*ck!"
Me: Nah, I'd rather suck a 9mm.
"Your mom gay.exe" has started working.
When I try to eat, but I hurt my feet. When I using a hoe, but I hurt my toe. When I going to a doctor, but then I get trolled. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I using a copper, but I enveloped by a hopper. When I trying to draw someone, but it ended up with a punishment. When I spit on a bunny, it jumps right on me. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I growing older, someone called me a slacker. When I was 33, I bumped into a tree. When I getting angry, people calls me crazy lady. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
Boy: I'm dead.
Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?
Boy: No, I was just born this way.
Orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets 'em.
(Also, I banged ya mum ;))
You're gay.
Blood is red.
Bruises are blue. I forget the rest... um, I hate you...?
Yo' mama is a joke.
"I'm gay."
"No, u."
My friend wasn't laughing at my jokes, so I said, "Is your funny bone broken?" But he got mad, and then I said, "Do you have a bone to pick with me?" He tried to insult me, but I said, "Call me what you want, I got thick skin," and this story was down to the bone.