Insult jokes
What was Osama's favourite food... yer nan?
What do you call a cow with three legs?
My ex.
Yo mama like a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everybody’s pants.
Ur mom, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
I have no friends :'(
Your mum gay. LOL. Funny me!
Fuck you!
If you are going to make fun of someone, make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Double whammy.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer, it never gets old.
Your face is a joke.
"Rueben Glover is a Steven Hawking spastic."
Yo mama so hairy, you got carpet burn when you were born.
Fuck u!
How old is uuuuuurrrr mom?
Five.
Cringe.... I know that was a crap joke... not even a joke.
Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile... That's a big word for a 1st grader.
Your mom.
Two brothers were arguing. One went: "You're an idiot!"
The other went: "Your brother's a mother!"
He replied: "Yeah, I know. Thanks for agreeing with me."
Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
The deaf man said to the waiter:
"Mmmm."
The waiter said, "No English."
Then the deaf man signed, "F U."
Yo mama is so fat, it took Nationwide 15 years to get on her side.
Your mum gay, lol.