INS jokes
What’s better than swinging a dead baby in circles over your head with a 5 foot rope? Stopping it with a shovel.
What did the 1.8 nanosecond old baby get for his birthday? Nailed to a puppy falling on a buzz saw being crushed in a hydraulic press while being set on fire.
A horse walked in a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?"
Jace: Haha, I won, dude. You suck at Monopoly!
Timmy: Let's play another game. *GUNSHOT* I guess I won!
Jace: *SCREAMS IN PAIN*
Timmy: What? I thought we were playing Chutes and Ladders!
Man: Could you hold this for me?
Kid: Ok mister! I love playing with a pew pew! Pow! Pew! Pew! Bang! *GUNSHOT*
Man: Dammit, now who am I gonna put in the van?!
Want to know how to keep an idiot in suspense???
Idiot 1: Why are cows good in math?
Idiot 2: I don't know why.
Idiot 1: Because they have built-in cowculators!
What do you call your brother in Alabama? Daddy.
How do you spot an English man in Quebec?
A square head.
I like my women how I like my wine.
Aged 9 years and lives in the basement.
What made people mad?
Planes in Fortnite Battle Royale!
Yo' mama is so stupid, she couldn't find a needle in a haystack.
Yo' mama is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for her gumball.
Yo' mama sometimes always happens to let you know you're back in New York -- like the way people order in a restaurant: "Could you take my order before Jesus gets back? What's the matter with you? I've evolved into another species here, you understand? I can't eat clam chowder no more. I gotta see the cyborg menu, you understand?"
Yo' mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
Yo' mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
Why was the dog staying in the shade?
Because it didn't want to be a hot dog!
I remember Grandpa's last words, "Oh, shit! It's in drive!"
A cow was walking down the road, and it saw a beautiful cloud in the sky, so it said, "That is an a-moo-zing cloud!"
PP in the poo poo.