INS jokes
What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?
A zom-BEE.
Santa was in my social studies book. He was a redcoat.
A scarecrow said this job isn't for everyone.
But hay! It's in my jeans!
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the street?
Because it got stuck in a crack.
What do you call a Roman with a pubic hair in his teeth?
Glad He Ate Her.
Enemy: You know, I saw you walking down the street, and at first glance, I thought you were a fat and ugly bitch.
Me: Strange... Who puts a mirror in the middle of the street?
We were discussing cows in a lesson. I asked my teacher why she was one.
I caught my mom licking up and down and deep throating a banana. I said, "Why are you doing that?" She replied, "I’m doing it for practice for who could suck the best dick contest in the neighborhood."
An alien walks into a bar. There is a guy sitting next to him, and the alien touches his shoulder.
The man says, "Do that one more time and I'll run you over." The alien does it again and gets ran over. They get back in the bar and he touches him again. The man says, "Do that again and I'll chop your dick off." He touches him again. The man pulls the alien's pants down and pulls out his knife. He was astonished at what he found. There was nothing there! He looks up at the alien and looks at his finger and fainted.
When you're sitting in class and the quiet kid yells, "Lovely day, isn't it?" ... and you see a Glock shape in his pocket.
If you don't like the video in 10 seconds, James Charles will sleep with you tonight.
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in 5 seconds.
How did pioneers name Canada?
They put a bunch of letters in a hat and pulled out three. The first one was "C, eh?" The second one was "N, eh?" The last letter was "D, eh?"
That's how they named "C, eh? N, eh? D, eh?"
What do you call an hourglass with no sand in it?
A waist of time.
I called the suicide hotline in Saudi Arabia. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
How do you put "blonde" and "duh" in the same sentence? Just say, "Blondes are dumb."
You're walking on the street when you realize that you're in the road as you feel the horn dying away.
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
He could feel it in his bones!
Are we supposed to submit jokes?
This website.
Also, how did Trump's wall let this website in?
I smell up dog in here.
"What's up, dog?"
Nothing much, how about you?