INS jokes
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flip the calculator over ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°).
What goes 200 mph and is red?
Babies in a blender.
There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7.
When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the "bright side" of it.
She said, "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome!"
54 students died that day.
Why don't you see any more fat Chinese men?
Because the last Chinese man was in WW2.
What kind of tree fits in your hands?
Bill gets home from work late again, and Susan is angry. She hollers at Bill, "I AM FURIOUS. When I go outside tomorrow, there better be something that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds!" Bill says, "Ok." The next morning there is a box outside! Susan opens it. It's a scale! Bill hasn't been seen since October 2, 2002.
What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?
An inside job.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
So they can get in the cast!
What did the pig say when he was in the sun?
I'm bacon.
So I was doing a project in my class and my teacher asked me to give an example of allusion, which is referencing something else with a word.
So I answered, “Jane 9/11ed her little sister's Jenga kit!”
The principal's office smells nice.
What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi-Wan Canopy
Rape jokes aren’t funny!!! And definitely not something to joke about, what’s wrong with ppl, like seriously what a world we live in. This is sick!
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, 110 stories in 10 seconds.
What do you call a taco in bed?
Es(tá co)stado.
What does a Mexican not like in their drink? Ice.
One day, there are friends having fun.
Hours later, one of the friends, Alice, wanted to leave and said, "Cya guys, I'm just gonna hang in the tree and have some fresh air."
And they all agree.
Hours go by, and the group of friends are ready to go home, but then they see a tree in the distance that looks like someone is hanging on the tree with a tight rope.
How did Billy find out he was in a minefield?
He saw his dad's corpse holding a jug of milk.
What do gasses and asses have in common? They both have asses in them!
Friend: If you could get rid of any one person in your life, who would it be?
Me: Me.
Friend: *does nothing*
(x_x)
I forgot that I don't have friends.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims because they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds. 😂