Indians jokes
Why can't Indians play football?
Every time they get a corner, they open up a shop. 🙉
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Cos every time they get a corner, they open a shop.
When I was younger, I went to an Indian convenience store to pick up a lottery ticket. When the cashier handed me the ticket, she told me to "hold it properly." So I ripped the red dot right off of her forehead.
What did the Indian boy say to his mother as he left for school? -- "Mumbai!"
What do Indian hip hop artists eat?
Rice rice baby.
I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
How many Indians does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and wait for the British to come and do it.
I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian".
SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl don't even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians.
WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.
What do you call an Indian babysitter?
Nanny.
A man asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat one night, and she said "Chinese food," so he took her to China. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Indian," so he took her to India. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Nothin'," so he took her to Africa.
What do you call an Indian plane that comes back?
A Boomerang.
What do you call an Indian gravedigger?
Digdeep.
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
Why do Indian people have bad tempers? Because when they were growing up, their parents told them they couldn't have a cow, so they threw a tantrum instead.
What's an Indian's favorite store?
Red Dot.
My wife left me for an Indian guy. I know he's going to treat her well, I heard they worship cows.
What do you call your Indian best friend who is the ABSOLUTE BEST at cunnilingus? A Curry Muncher.
How does an Indian open his car?
"Boot, boot!" (in an Indian accent)