Indians jokes
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
Why aren’t Indian Pakistanis allowed in the World Cup of baseball?
Every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
There was an Indian riding in the desert when he saw a little blond-haired white girl up ahead. He heard her crying. So he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her, "Hey, what’s going on? Why are you crying? Where are your parents? What happened?"
The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The bandidos came, killed my father, my brothers, then my mother, and raped my sister."
The Indian just laughed, untied and dropped his breechcloth, then said, “Guess this isn’t your day, is it?”
Why do Indians hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
Why were the Indians telling the others to chop off their noses when they got close to 12 inches?
Because then it would be a foot. LOL! I may have peed myself.
What do you call an Indian gymnast? Balance Singh.
How do you blow up an Indian person?
You press the red button.
What do you call an Indian lesbian?
Mingeeta.
Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.
What's an Indian scammer's worst nightmare? Google Playstore points being redeemed.
What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
What did a gay Indian use as weapons of war?
A rain-bow.
Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!
An Indian guy and an American guy in a wheelchair met in a bar for drinks.
The American guy got drunk and fell on the sidewalk.
The Indian guy got drunk and walked away.
Why can't Indians play baseball? Because every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
If an Indian had powers, it would be throwing tika masala.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
Panchatantra is a collection of Indian fables.
Why do Indian men prefer fat women?
Because they worship cows.