Indians Jokes

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Why ain’t Indian packiscan aloud in the World Cup of baseball? Every time they hit a corner they open a shop

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Unwittingly walk into a gay bar and sit down to order a pitcher of beer. As they're sitting there sucking back on their ale, a gay guy walks up and says, "How would you boys like a blow job?" The one Indian stands up and decks the guy, knocking him unconscious. He then sits back down and finishes his beer. His buddy looks over and says, "Hey Joe, what did you do that for?" Joe replies, "Not sure but it was something about getting a job!"

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What do you call indian dhal that is delicous?

Well that is DHALicous!

What do you call an indian in a Lamborghini.............................curry in a hurry

What do Indians call their father when they are born? Data.

What do you call an Indian man stuck in a tree

A leaf

Why don't Indians play soccer?

Because everytime they take a corner they open up a shop

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three indans get captured by an enemy leader and the leaders says "go in the woods and find 10 fruits of the same kind.The first one comes back with apples.The enemy leader says "shove them up your butt and don't make a sound or i will kill you.He get to two and yell.The leader killed him.He goes up to heaven.The second guy come back and has grapes he gets to 9 and laughes.The leader kills him.He goes to heavenThe first guy askes the second guy why did you laugh you had it in the bag.The second guy said he say the third guy carring pineapples.