Indians jokes
Went to my local Indian restaurant and asked the waiter for a chicken tarka Masala.
The waiter said, "What's that?"
I said, "It's the same as a tikka, just a little otter."
One night a guy asked his wife where she wanted to eat. She said, "Chinese food," so he flew her to China. The next night, he asked her what she wanted to eat. She said, "Indian food," so he flew her to India. The last night, he said, "What do you want to eat?" and she said she wanted nothing, so he flew her to Africa.
If you are talking to an Indian and notice a red dot appear on their forehead, be careful of what you said... They are recording it down... Careful... (no offense) pure joke.
Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!
What did a gay Indian use as weapons of war?
A rain-bow.
Why do Indians hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
There was an Indian riding in the desert when he saw a little blond-haired white girl up ahead. He heard her crying. So he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her, "Hey, what’s going on? Why are you crying? Where are your parents? What happened?"
The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The bandidos came, killed my father, my brothers, then my mother, and raped my sister."
The Indian just laughed, untied and dropped his breechcloth, then said, “Guess this isn’t your day, is it?”
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
Why can't Indians play baseball? Because every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
How do you blow up an Indian person?
You press the red button.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
Panchatantra is a collection of Indian fables.
What do you call an Indian lesbian?
Mingeeta.
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.
What's an Indian scammer's worst nightmare? Google Playstore points being redeemed.
What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.
An Indian guy and an American guy in a wheelchair met in a bar for drinks.
The American guy got drunk and fell on the sidewalk.
The Indian guy got drunk and walked away.
What do you call an Indian in a shower?
A cleaner.
If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?