Indians Jokes

What do u call a pretty Indian girl? Bomb bae

Q: Why don't Indians play soccer?

A: Because every time they're in the corner, they open a store

What do you call an Indian that doesn’t smell Asif

how to turn on an Indian push the red button.

If you hit a Indian person on the forehead with a dart is it considered a bullseye?

What do you call an Indian in a shower. A cleaner

I wore a purple outfit to school and sum indian kid called me thanos so I called him vision and tryed pulling the red dot off his head.

why don't indians play baseball?

Everytime they reach a corner they make a shop

One knight a guy asked his wife were she wanted to eat she said Chinese food so he flew her to china the next night he asked her what she wanted to eat she said Indian food so he flew her to India the last night he said what do you want to eat and she said she wanted nothing so he flew her to Africa

There were three indians that got kick out of the tride. One said "me find food" and he came back with a decent size rabit. The other two asked him what happened he said "me see rabit me shoot rabit and rabit fall down dead. The 2nd indian "me find food" he came back with a good sized deer the other two asked him what happened he said"me see deer me shoot deer deer fall down dead. The third indian said "me find food" he came back crwling mising a leg and an arm and he was all cut up the others anded what happened he said "me see train me shoot trai train no stop

There was a fancy dress party the theme was emotions. one guy came dressed in green and he was envy, another person came dressed in red and she was anger another guy came dressed in blue and he was sadness. Two indians came, one came with a hole in a pear and his d*** was in the pear said he was deep in dispear, the other indian came with his d*** in custard and he said he was f***ing dicustard

Why do Indians gamble so much? They are hoping to one day reclaim their land

When I was younger i went to an indian convenience store to pick up a lottery ticket. When the Cashier handed me the ticket, she told me to "hold it properly". So I ripped the red dot right off of her forehead.