Indians jokes
Why can't Indians play baseball? Because every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
Curry in a hurry.
What's an Indian's favorite drug?
Beans.
What's an Indian's favorite store?
Red Dot.
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What do you call an Indian babysitter?
Nanny.
What did the Indian say to the fat man?
"Curry up!"
What do you call an Indian gravedigger?
Digdeep.
What do u call a pretty Indian girl?
Bomb bae.
What country did Indians invent?
Curry-a.
What did the Indian say when the pizza was delivered to him?
"Hey! Who puked on the frybread?"
Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly?
Because whenever they hit the corner, they build a shop.
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Because every time they’re at the corner, they build a store.
What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?
Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.
If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?
What do you call an Indian in a shower?
A cleaner.
What do you call an Indian that doesn’t smell?
Asif
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
You know you have weird Indian parents when you can hear them canilingus each other.