Indians jokes
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
What did the Indian say to the fat man?
"Curry up!"
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
Because they worship cows.
What do you call an Indian babysitter?
Nanny.
What do you call an Indian gravedigger?
Digdeep.
Memes
How Did this indian Know?
What do u call a pretty Indian girl?
Bomb bae.
What country did Indians invent?
Curry-a.
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Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly?
Because whenever they hit the corner, they build a shop.
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Because every time they’re at the corner, they build a store.
Why don't Indians play baseball?
Every time they reach a corner, they make a shop.
What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?
Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
You know you have weird Indian parents when you can hear them canilingus each other.
Q: Why don't Indians play soccer?
A: Because every time they're in the corner, they open a store.
How to turn on an Indian: push the red button.
What do you call an Indian that doesn’t smell?
Asif
What do you call an Indian in a shower?
A cleaner.
I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.
If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?