Indians jokes

Stereotype

Indian

How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?

Are you 7/11 or 9/11?

Memes

Monopoly

Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly?

Because whenever they hit the corner, they build a shop.

Indian

Why don’t Indians play soccer?

Because every time they’re at the corner, they build a store.

Indian

Why don't Indians play baseball?

Every time they reach a corner, they make a shop.

Difference

What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?

Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.

Parent

You know you have weird Indian parents when you can hear them canilingus each other.

Stereotype

Q: Why don't Indians play soccer?

A: Because every time they're in the corner, they open a store.

Outfit

I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.

Bullseye

If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?