Why do Indian men marry fat women?
Because they worship cows.
Indians Jokes
What do you call an Indian babysitter?
Nanny.
What do you call an Indian gravedigger?
Digdeep.
What do u call a pretty Indian girl?
Bomb bae.
What country did Indians invent?
Curry-a.
Indian porn
Ooooh oooh oooh
Baaaaaa
Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly?
Because whenever they hit the corner, they build a shop.
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Because every time they’re at the corner, they build a store.
Why don't Indians play baseball?
Every time they reach a corner, they make a shop.
What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?
Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
You know you have weird Indian parents when you can hear them canilingus each other.
Q: Why don't Indians play soccer?
A: Because every time they're in the corner, they open a store.
How to turn on an Indian: push the red button.
What do you call an Indian that doesn’t smell?
Asif
What do you call an Indian in a shower?
A cleaner.
I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.
If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?
NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian".
SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl don't even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians.
WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.
One night a guy asked his wife where she wanted to eat. She said, "Chinese food," so he flew her to China. The next night, he asked her what she wanted to eat. She said, "Indian food," so he flew her to India. The last night, he said, "What do you want to eat?" and she said she wanted nothing, so he flew her to Africa.
