Indians Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Beard

The image is split in two parts. On the left side a man's face showing a very young beard, and on the right side the face of an adult man of Indian ethnicity with a very strong mustache and beard.

Bullying

The image features black text on a white background at the top that reads: 'Me when an Indian starts bullying me'. Below the text is a blurry, low-resolution image from a film or video, showing a figure with a red face (possibly Red Skull from Marvel comics) recoiling from another figure's hand, suggesting a punch or strike. The bottom right corner has a TikTok watermark reading '@thecheese03'.

Name

The image shows a split panel, with the top half depicting a person pointing his finger forward with the text "What if you". The top right panel shows an image of heaven with the text "Wanted to go to Heaven". The bottom left panel shows the same person, but this time with his mouth open and finger pointing up with the text "But god said". The bottom right has a longer text asking "is your name amy and are you the smelly Indian who everyone hates because she was so fucking jealous of a guy who literally said he wouldn't online date anymore as soon as he saw your face? is that you?"

Film

The image shows a serious-looking man with a light yellow button-up shirt and a dark tie, wearing glasses. His expression is one of subtle disapproval or judgment. Above him, white text on a black background reads: "Film majors when your favorite film isn't a Macedonian epic from the perspective of a potato during the 1500s written in proto-indian english and shot in black and white for 'film reasons'".

Indian

How Did this indian Know?

The image shows the Akinator guessing game with a cartoon genie-like character at the top and the text "I think of" followed by a picture of Monika from Doki Doki Literature Club, with the words "Monika" and "Doki Doki Literature Club" below. At the bottom are two buttons labeled 'Yes' and 'No'.

God

he don't hate me fully

A man with a beard sits at a table. The text above him says: "Always remember that God loves you, if he didn't, you would be an Indian rn."

Man

Op

A screenshot of a Google search result with two cards. The first card shows a man with a mustache and a kind smile. The text says: "Meet man, an Indian genius, whose book is read by all IIT, NIT, IIIT students, he is from...". The second card shows a picture of a cricket player with the text: "KL Rahul back in India, set for IPL 2024 return and 'in line' for T20 World Cup".

Indian

I’m sure we all relate to this⬇️

A three-panel comic featuring Mordecai and Rigby from Regular Show. In the first panel, they are labeled "Indians" and are attempting to hand a flyer to a man in a suit. In the second panel, the man, labeled "Me", performs an extreme lean to avoid the flyer, which is labeled "Scam calls". In the third panel, the man has successfully walked past them, leaving the characters looking confused.

Acronym

A world map where continents and regions are labeled with humorous and vulgar acronyms. The text above the map reads, 'the world i want to live in.' The labels include: C.U.M. for North America, B.A.L.L.S. for South America, A.N.U.S. for Africa, P.E.N.I.S. for Europe, S.E.M.E.N. for Russia, C.O.C.K. for Central Asia, S.H.I.T. for India, and F.A.G.G.O.T. for Australia.

Jokes

Red Dot

I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!

Stereotype

How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?

Are you 7/11 or 9/11?

Phone

Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.