Indians jokes
What do you call an Indian lesbian?
Mingeeta.
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
I'm a poor Indian, please help me.
Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.
An Indian guy and an American guy in a wheelchair met in a bar for drinks.
The American guy got drunk and fell on the sidewalk.
The Indian guy got drunk and walked away.
I dated an Indian girl for about six months. She was always Sikhing attention.
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
My Indian wife said last night if her fanny would taste like vindaloo curry, I said I've smelt your fucking armpits, you've got no chance.
If an Indian had powers, it would be throwing tika masala.
Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.
What do you call a guy from India calling you?
A scammer.
Why do Indian men prefer fat women?
Because they worship cows.
I am an Indian joke.
What do you call Kyson when he is banned on PS4?
A depressed Indian boy.
What’s the difference between an Indian and an Arab?
One's responsible for 7/11, the other's responsible for 9/11.
Why is a brick always hard? Because the Indians played with it enough.
Why are Indians dark?
Because they are born and bred in chicken curry.
The man was Indian. He moved to England because he wanted to learn, so got a job at the store. He learned how to say "register," then he was a business man. He learned how to say "59887," then "restaurant," so he learned how to say "fork and knives." So a man came with a knife. The cop came and asked the man which was the killer who killed him. He said, "Him," and pointed to the Indian man. The cop asked, "What did you use?" He said, "Register." The cop asked for ID. "59887." The cop asked, "Anything on you, forks and knife?" He said, "Me me me."
What do you call it when you have two Indians, one Black, and a fat White?
A s'more.
Jokes are like Indians.
They never die, they just get reincarnated.