I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead, I scratched it off and won a fucking ford focus!
Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.
Why can’t Indians play football...... cause every time they take a corner they make a shop
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A man asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat one night, and she said Chinese food, so he took her to China. The next night, he asked her again. She said Indian, so he took her to India. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Nothin'," so he took her to Africa.
What do you call an Indian electrician? Ashok 😂
What do you call an Indian gymnast? Balance Singh
My wife left me for an Indian guy. -- I know he's going to treat her well, I heard they worship cows.
be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means there recording.
BTW i am one wahahaa
be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means there recording.
Indian guy and American guy in a wheelchair met in a Bar for drinks. American guy got drunk and fell on the sidewalk. Indian guy got drunk and walked away.
Why do Indians have a red dot on their head
because there recording
why do Indians hate snow
because its white and all over there land
What do you call a lost indian women? Ms Singh
What do you call a indian in a lamorgini?
CURRY in a hurry.
What did the Indian boy say to his mother as he left for school? -- Mumbai!
What do you call 2 indians on a dating website? Connect the dots
What do you call an Indian plane that comes back?
A Boomerang
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