Indians Jokes

Red Dot

I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!

Phone

Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.

Stereotype

Why can't Indians play football? Because every time they take a corner, they make a shop.

Literal Interpretation

A man asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat one night, and she said "Chinese food," so he took her to China. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Indian," so he took her to India. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Nothin'," so he took her to Africa.

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  • Stereotype

    Why don't Indians play soccer?

    Because every time they get a corner, they build a shop on it.

    Indian guy

    My wife left me for an Indian guy. I know he's going to treat her well, I heard they worship cows.

    Indian

    Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.

    Indian guy

    An Indian guy and an American guy in a wheelchair met in a bar for drinks.

    The American guy got drunk and fell on the sidewalk.

    The Indian guy got drunk and walked away.

    Indian

    Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.

    BTW, I am one, wahahaa!

    Boy

    What did the Indian boy say to his mother as he left for school? -- "Mumbai!"

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  • Difference

    What’s the difference between an Indian and Jewish person?

    An Indian person is burnt after death.