Indians jokes
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.
A man asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat one night, and she said "Chinese food," so he took her to China. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Indian," so he took her to India. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Nothin'," so he took her to Africa.
What do you call an Indian gymnast? Balance Singh.
Why can't Indians play football? Because every time they take a corner, they make a shop.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they build a shop on it.
What do you call a lost Indian woman? Ms. Singh.
My wife left me for an Indian guy. I know he's going to treat her well, I heard they worship cows.
Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.
Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.
BTW, I am one, wahahaa!
Why do Indians hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
What do you call an Indian electrician?
Ashok 😂
Why are Indians such good actors?
Most of them are phone scammers.
Why do Indians have a red dot on their head?
Because they're recording.
What do you call 2 Indians on a dating website? Connect the dots.
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
CURRY in a hurry.
What did the Indian boy say to his mother as he left for school? -- "Mumbai!"
What’s the difference between an Indian and Jewish person?
An Indian person is burnt after death.
What do you call an Indian plane that comes back?
A Boomerang.