Indians jokes
What kind of car does an Indian person drive? A Pri-yas.
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
What happens to an Indian's doorbell when you ring it?
A ring-a-ding-a-ding.
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Because every time they’re at the corner, they build a store.
What did the Indian say when the pizza was delivered to him?
"Hey! Who puked on the frybread?"
What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?
Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
You know you have weird Indian parents when you can hear them canilingus each other.
What operating system do Indian scammers use?
"Window licker XP."
What's an Indian's favorite drug?
Beans.
Vegan is actually an old Indian word for "bad hunter."
All the children ate at the Indian restaurant, except for Simon, because he was eaten by the restaurant owner.
Indian? Did or feather?
What do u call a pretty Indian girl?
Bomb bae.
What's Penaldo's least favorite food?
Indian Murukku, because it reminds him of Morocco! 🤣🤣🤣
Two Native Americans
Unwittingly walk into a gay bar and sit down to order a pitcher of beer. As they're sitting there sucking back on their ale, a gay guy walks up and says, "How would you boys like a blow job?"
The one Indian stands up and decks the guy, knocking him unconscious. He then sits back down and finishes his beer.
His buddy looks over and says, "Hey Joe, what did you do that for?"
Joe replies, "Not sure but it was something about getting a job!"
Your forehead is built like the Indian flag.
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
Why did the Indian man eat a cow? Because he wanted to be fat.