Indians jokes
What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"
NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian".
SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl don't even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians.
WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.
Panchatantra is a collection of Indian fables.
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Cos every time they get a corner, they open a shop.
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
Why can't Indians play football?
Every time they get a corner, they open up a shop. 🙉
If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?
So she claims to be.
And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.
What do you call Indian dhal that is delicious?
Well, that is DHALicious!
If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?
What do you call an Indian in a shower?
A cleaner.
What do you call an Indian?
Person in red. Cart a pack of Maltesers.
All the children ate at the Indian restaurant, except for Simon, because he was eaten by the restaurant owner.
What's an Indian's favorite store?
Red Dot.
You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)
Never mind. You won't understand.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they open up a shop.
How much curry can an Indian eat? Until his red dot explodes.
I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
What do you call an Indian? Indiana Jones.
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.