Indians jokes
How much curry can an Indian eat? Until his red dot explodes.
What do Indian hip hop artists eat?
Rice rice baby.
What did the cow tell an Indian?
Moo!
What do you call a cringey Indian man? A Cringian.
Sorry, the joke is bad :(
What did the Indian say to the cow?
I lowe you, moo than anything.
Memes
he don't hate me fully
What do you call an Indian person who is not starving? Dead.
One day a Chief was talking to his son... "Son," the father said, "Long ago the Woman didn't have anybody to take her to BINGO. So, the Creator put the Woman to sleep and cut off her butt cheeks and made her a Man. That's why today Indian Women have no butt, and the Men are called Buttheads!"
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
How do you make Indians explode? Press the red button.
What is the craziest thing an Indian man does for sex?
Marriage.
An Indian kid walked into the shop and had a curry down because they had no naan bread in stock.
I am an Indian joke.
If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?
So she claims to be.
And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.
Did you hear about the gay Indian who died?
He was a brave sucker.
You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)
Never mind. You won't understand.
NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian".
SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl don't even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians.
WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.
Why are Indians dark?
Because they are born and bred in chicken curry.
Panchatantra is a collection of Indian fables.