Indians jokes
My Indian wife said last night if her fanny would taste like vindaloo curry, I said I've smelt your fucking armpits, you've got no chance.
What do you call a stupid male Indian?
"Anshu-man."
How much curry can an Indian eat? Until his red dot explodes.
What do Indian hip hop artists eat?
Rice rice baby.
What did the cow tell an Indian?
Moo!
Memes
he don't hate me fully
What do you call a cringey Indian man? A Cringian.
Sorry, the joke is bad :(
What did the Indian say to the cow?
I lowe you, moo than anything.
What do you call an Indian person who is not starving? Dead.
One day a Chief was talking to his son... "Son," the father said, "Long ago the Woman didn't have anybody to take her to BINGO. So, the Creator put the Woman to sleep and cut off her butt cheeks and made her a Man. That's why today Indian Women have no butt, and the Men are called Buttheads!"
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
How do you make Indians explode? Press the red button.
3 men walk up to Indians, one American, one Muslim, and one African American. The Indians say, "We're all gonna kill you." One of the men asks why. The Indian says, "So we can use your skin to make kyanks." He also says, "Y'all decide how you die." The Muslim says, "I want to drown," so they drown him. The African American says, "Shoot me." And the American grabs a fork and starts poking himself everywhere, I mean everywhere. The Indian said, "What's the point of this?" and the American says, "F**k your kyanks."
What is the craziest thing an Indian man does for sex?
Marriage.
An Indian kid walked into the shop and had a curry down because they had no naan bread in stock.
I am an Indian joke.
You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)
Never mind. You won't understand.
Did you hear about the gay Indian who died?
He was a brave sucker.
If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?
So she claims to be.
And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.