Indians jokes
What do you call an Indian going through the bins?
RUM-MAJINGG
If an Indian kid is conceived in incest, would that make them OMbred?
Two Indians went to a fine restaurant. They ordered parathas with curry. HAHAHAHAHA
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they build a shop on it.
Why don't Indians like snow?
Because it's white all over their land.
Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.
What do you call it when you have two Indians, one Black, and a fat White?
A s'more.
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
What do you call an Indian person who is not starving? Dead.
Why did an Indian cross the road?
To take a shit.
What’s the difference between an Indian and an Arab?
One's responsible for 7/11, the other's responsible for 9/11.
You know you have weird Indian parents when you can hear them canilingus each other.
Two Native Americans
Unwittingly walk into a gay bar and sit down to order a pitcher of beer. As they're sitting there sucking back on their ale, a gay guy walks up and says, "How would you boys like a blow job?"
The one Indian stands up and decks the guy, knocking him unconscious. He then sits back down and finishes his beer.
His buddy looks over and says, "Hey Joe, what did you do that for?"
Joe replies, "Not sure but it was something about getting a job!"
If an Indian had powers, it would be throwing tika masala.
What do Indian and Jewish people have in common?
They both avoid the showers at all times.
One night a guy asked his wife where she wanted to eat. She said, "Chinese food," so he flew her to China. The next night, he asked her what she wanted to eat. She said, "Indian food," so he flew her to India. The last night, he said, "What do you want to eat?" and she said she wanted nothing, so he flew her to Africa.
What do you call 2 Indians on a dating website? Connect the dots.
A Chinese man and an Indian man are in a car. Who’s driving?
The driving instructor.
What did the Indian say to the cow?
I lowe you, moo than anything.
Why did the Indian man eat a cow?
Because he wanted to be fat like one.