Indians jokes

Man

What do you call a cringey Indian man? A Cringian.

Sorry, the joke is bad :(

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    Cow

    What did the Indian say to the cow?

    I lowe you, moo than anything.

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  • Woman

    One day a Chief was talking to his son... "Son," the father said, "Long ago the Woman didn't have anybody to take her to BINGO. So, the Creator put the Woman to sleep and cut off her butt cheeks and made her a Man. That's why today Indian Women have no butt, and the Men are called Buttheads!"

    Muslim

    A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"

    And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"

    Indian

    How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!

    Curry

    An Indian kid walked into the shop and had a curry down because they had no naan bread in stock.

    Egg

    You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)

    Never mind. You won't understand.

    Kamala Harris

    If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?

    So she claims to be.

    And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.

    Indian

    Why are Indians dark?

    Because they are born and bred in chicken curry.

    Indian

    What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"