Indians jokes
What's the best time to hang out with an Indian? When your nose is clogged.
Why did the Indian cross the road?
Because he opened a corner shop on the other side.
Indian porn
Ooooh oooh oooh
Baaaaaa
How much curry can an Indian eat? Until his red dot explodes.
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"
he don't hate me fully
If you are talking to an Indian and notice a red dot appear on their forehead, be careful of what you said... They are recording it down... Careful... (no offense) pure joke.
A Chinese man and an Indian man are in a car. Who’s driving?
A woman.
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
Curry in a hurry.
What did the Indian person say to the lady?
"Curry up, will you?"
Went to my local Indian restaurant and asked the waiter for a chicken tarka Masala.
The waiter said, "What's that?"
I said, "It's the same as a tikka, just a little otter."
What do Indian and Jewish people have in common?
They both avoid the showers at all times.
How do you blow up an Indian person?
You press the red button.
If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?
So she claims to be.
And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.
Why do Indians hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
There was an Indian riding in the desert when he saw a little blond-haired white girl up ahead. He heard her crying. So he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her, "Hey, what’s going on? Why are you crying? Where are your parents? What happened?"
The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The bandidos came, killed my father, my brothers, then my mother, and raped my sister."
The Indian just laughed, untied and dropped his breechcloth, then said, “Guess this isn’t your day, is it?”
One night a guy asked his wife where she wanted to eat. She said, "Chinese food," so he flew her to China. The next night, he asked her what she wanted to eat. She said, "Indian food," so he flew her to India. The last night, he said, "What do you want to eat?" and she said she wanted nothing, so he flew her to Africa.
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
CURRY in a hurry.
What do you call an Indian lesbian? Minge-eater.
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
What’s the difference between an Indian and an Arab?
One's responsible for 7/11, the other's responsible for 9/11.