Indians jokes
Panchatantra is a collection of Indian fables.
How do you blow up an Indian person?
You press the red button.
Why can’t Indian women drive?
They’re too used to riding their camels.
What do Indian hip hop artists eat?
Rice rice baby.
When I was younger, I went to an Indian convenience store to pick up a lottery ticket. When the cashier handed me the ticket, she told me to "hold it properly." So I ripped the red dot right off of her forehead.
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I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they open up a shop.
If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?
What do you call an Indian in a shower?
A cleaner.
What do you call an Indian babysitter?
Nanny.
How do you know someone from India is a good sniper?
They have a dot in the middle of the head.
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
CURRY in a hurry.
A man is out west driving and on the edge of town comes across a tourist stand and sitting in front is an Indian chief right out of central casting. Dour look, full headdress, a glass jar and a sign that says "Indian chief know all! $5". So the fellow's curiosity gets the better of him and he goes up to the chief, puts $5 in the jar and asks "What did I have for breakfast on this day 10 years ago?" Chief taps his chin for a moment and says "Hmmm eggs. You had eggs!"
"Eggs?" shouts the guy "Everybody has eggs! I've been had!" throws his hands in the air and leaves in a huff.
Ten years on, as fate would have it the fellow has occasion to be driving through the same town and sure enough he comes across the same stand, Indian chief, sign, and jar. So he stops the car and saunters across the road, goes up to the chief like a smart-ass, holds up his hand and says "How". Chief taps his chin for a moment and says "Poached."
These days, there are only two political parties in India: BJP and anti-BJP.
All the children ate at the Indian restaurant, except for Simon, because he was eaten by the restaurant owner.
Why can't Indians play baseball? Because every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
What do you call an Indian with a wooden leg? Shit on a stick.
What do you call an Indian with two wooden legs? A waste of lumber.