What do Indian hip hop artists eat?
Rice rice baby.
Indians Jokes
What did the cow tell an Indian?
Moo!
What do you call a cringey Indian man? A Cringian.
Sorry, the joke is bad :(
What did the Indian say to the cow?
I lowe you, moo than anything.
What do you call an Indian person who is not starving? Dead.
One day a Chief was talking to his son... "Son," the father said, "Long ago the Woman didn't have anybody to take her to BINGO. So, the Creator put the Woman to sleep and cut off her butt cheeks and made her a Man. That's why today Indian Women have no butt, and the Men are called Buttheads!"
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
How do you make Indians explode? Press the red button.
What is the craziest thing an Indian man does for sex?
Marriage.
An Indian kid walked into the shop and had a curry down because they had no naan bread in stock.
I am an Indian joke.
You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)
Never mind. You won't understand.
Did you hear about the gay Indian who died?
He was a brave sucker.
If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?
So she claims to be.
And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.
Why are Indians dark?
Because they are born and bred in chicken curry.
What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"
Panchatantra is a collection of Indian fables.
Why do Indians marry cows? Because they bathe in milk.
