Indians jokes
I am an Indian joke.
You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)
Never mind. You won't understand.
If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?
So she claims to be.
And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.
NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian".
SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl don't even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians.
WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.
Why are Indians dark?
Because they are born and bred in chicken curry.
he don't hate me fully
What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"
Panchatantra is a collection of Indian fables.
What happens to an Indian's doorbell when you ring it?
A ring-a-ding-a-ding.
All the children ate at the Indian restaurant, except for Simon, because he was eaten by the restaurant owner.
What kind of car does an Indian person drive? A Pri-yas.
What's an Indian scammer's worst nightmare? Google Playstore points being redeemed.
Why do Indians marry cows? Because they bathe in milk.
What do you call Kyson when he is banned on PS4?
A depressed Indian boy.
Let's not make any more Indian jokes. All your jokes are trash. Please stop.
Why do Indian men prefer fat women?
Because they worship cows.
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Cos every time they get a corner, they open a shop.
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
Went to my local Indian restaurant and asked the waiter for a chicken tarka Masala.
The waiter said, "What's that?"
I said, "It's the same as a tikka, just a little otter."