Indians jokes
You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)
Never mind. You won't understand.
Did you hear about the gay Indian who died?
He was a brave sucker.
NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian".
SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl don't even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians.
WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.
Why are Indians dark?
Because they are born and bred in chicken curry.
What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"
Panchatantra is a collection of Indian fables.
What did the Indian say when the pizza was delivered to him?
"Hey! Who puked on the frybread?"
Why do Indians marry cows? Because they bathe in milk.
What do you call Kyson when he is banned on PS4?
A depressed Indian boy.
Let's not make any more Indian jokes. All your jokes are trash. Please stop.
Why do Indian men prefer fat women?
Because they worship cows.
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Cos every time they get a corner, they open a shop.
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
Went to my local Indian restaurant and asked the waiter for a chicken tarka Masala.
The waiter said, "What's that?"
I said, "It's the same as a tikka, just a little otter."
What do you call a missing Indian woman?
Two old Indian ladies out picking potatoes, one lady stops, staring at this huge potato, turning it round and round.
The other old lady says to her, "What are you doing?" She says, "These potatoes remind me of my husband's nuts."
She says, "Oh my, are they really that big?" She said, "No, they're that dirty. lololol"
Why did the Indian cross the road?
To get to the curry shop.
What did the Indian person say to the lady?
"Curry up, will you?"