Indians jokes

Panchatantra is a collection of Indian fables.

Why do Indians marry cows? Because they bathe in milk.

What do you call Kyson when he is banned on PS4?

A depressed Indian boy.

Let's not make any more Indian jokes. All your jokes are trash. Please stop.

3 men walk up to Indians, one American, one Muslim, and one African American. The Indians say, "We're all gonna kill you." One of the men asks why. The Indian says, "So we can use your skin to make kyanks." He also says, "Y'all decide how you die." The Muslim says, "I want to drown," so they drown him. The African American says, "Shoot me." And the American grabs a fork and starts poking himself everywhere, I mean everywhere. The Indian said, "What's the point of this?" and the American says, "F**k your kyanks."

Why do Indian men prefer fat women?

Because they worship cows.

Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.

Why don’t Indians play soccer?

Cos every time they get a corner, they open a shop.

This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"

The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."

The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."

Do the voice in your head.

Why do Indian men marry fat women?

Went to my local Indian restaurant and asked the waiter for a chicken tarka Masala.

The waiter said, "What's that?"

I said, "It's the same as a tikka, just a little otter."

What do you call a missing Indian woman?

Two old Indian ladies out picking potatoes, one lady stops, staring at this huge potato, turning it round and round.

The other old lady says to her, "What are you doing?" She says, "These potatoes remind me of my husband's nuts."

She says, "Oh my, are they really that big?" She said, "No, they're that dirty. lololol"

Why did the Indian cross the road?

To get to the curry shop.

Why were the Indians telling the others to chop off their noses when they got close to 12 inches?

Because then it would be a foot. LOL! I may have peed myself.

What did the Indian person say to the lady?

"Curry up, will you?"

Why can't Indians play football?

Every time they get a corner, they open up a shop. 🙉

Why did the Indian man eat a cow? Because he wanted to be fat.

Your forehead is built like the Indian flag.

What operating system do Indian scammers use?

"Window licker XP."