Indians jokes
What did the cow tell an Indian?
Moo!
What do u call a pretty Indian girl?
Bomb bae.
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Because every time they’re at the corner, they build a store.
What do you call an Indian gymnast? Balance Singh.
Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly?
Because whenever they hit the corner, they build a shop.
he don't hate me fully
What do you call your Indian best friend who is the ABSOLUTE BEST at cunnilingus? A Curry Muncher.
How does an Indian open his car?
"Boot, boot!" (in an Indian accent)
How to turn on an Indian: push the red button.
Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.
What operating system do Indian scammers use?
"Window licker XP."
What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?
Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
Vegan is actually an old Indian word for "bad hunter."
Why are fat people fat? Because they eat like Indians eating curry, except fat people eat many more portions.
If you are talking to an Indian and notice a red dot appear on their forehead, be careful of what you said... They are recording it down... Careful... (no offense) pure joke.
What do you call an Indian man stuck in a tree?
A leaf.
If an Indian kid is conceived in incest, would that make them OMbred?
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they build a shop on it.
An Indian kid walked into the shop and had a curry down because they had no naan bread in stock.
Why don't Indians like snow?
Because it's white all over their land.