Indians jokes
Why can’t Indian women drive?
They’re too used to riding their camels.
Why did the Indian cross the road?
To get to the curry shop.
What do Indian hip hop artists eat?
Rice rice baby.
What did the Indian say when he bumped into someone else?
"Sari."
What happens to an Indian's doorbell when you ring it?
A ring-a-ding-a-ding.
I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.
Why do Indians marry cows? Because they bathe in milk.
Your forehead is built like the Indian flag.
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
What is the craziest thing an Indian man does for sex?
Marriage.
What's Penaldo's least favorite food?
Indian Murukku, because it reminds him of Morocco! 🤣🤣🤣
What kind of car does an Indian person drive? A Pri-yas.
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
Why aren’t Indian Pakistanis allowed in the World Cup of baseball?
Every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
What country did Indians invent?
Curry-a.
How do you know someone from India is a good sniper?
They have a dot in the middle of the head.
A man is out west driving and on the edge of town comes across a tourist stand and sitting in front is an Indian chief right out of central casting. Dour look, full headdress, a glass jar and a sign that says "Indian chief know all! $5". So the fellow's curiosity gets the better of him and he goes up to the chief, puts $5 in the jar and asks "What did I have for breakfast on this day 10 years ago?" Chief taps his chin for a moment and says "Hmmm eggs. You had eggs!"
"Eggs?" shouts the guy "Everybody has eggs! I've been had!" throws his hands in the air and leaves in a huff.
Ten years on, as fate would have it the fellow has occasion to be driving through the same town and sure enough he comes across the same stand, Indian chief, sign, and jar. So he stops the car and saunters across the road, goes up to the chief like a smart-ass, holds up his hand and says "How". Chief taps his chin for a moment and says "Poached."
What do you do in India when you need to tell the time but don't have the money for a watch?
You bob your head from side to side like a metronome.
What did the Indian say when the pizza was delivered to him?
"Hey! Who puked on the frybread?"