Indians jokes
A Chinese man and an Indian man are in a car. Who’s driving?
A woman.
Why do Indian men marry fat women? Because they worship cows.
What do you call an Indian? Indiana Jones.
How do you blow up an Indian person?
You press the red button.
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
Curry in a hurry.
What did the Indian person say to the lady?
"Curry up, will you?"
What do you get when you cross a Chinese and an Indian man?
A car thief who can't drive.
Went to my local Indian restaurant and asked the waiter for a chicken tarka Masala.
The waiter said, "What's that?"
I said, "It's the same as a tikka, just a little otter."
What do Indian and Jewish people have in common?
They both avoid the showers at all times.
Why don't Indians play baseball?
Every time they reach a corner, they make a shop.
Why do Indians hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
There was an Indian riding in the desert when he saw a little blond-haired white girl up ahead. He heard her crying. So he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her, "Hey, what’s going on? Why are you crying? Where are your parents? What happened?"
The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The bandidos came, killed my father, my brothers, then my mother, and raped my sister."
The Indian just laughed, untied and dropped his breechcloth, then said, “Guess this isn’t your day, is it?”
What do you call a missing Indian woman?
One night a guy asked his wife where she wanted to eat. She said, "Chinese food," so he flew her to China. The next night, he asked her what she wanted to eat. She said, "Indian food," so he flew her to India. The last night, he said, "What do you want to eat?" and she said she wanted nothing, so he flew her to Africa.
How do you make an Indian explode?
You press the red dot.
Let's not make any more Indian jokes. All your jokes are trash. Please stop.
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
What's an Indian scammer's worst nightmare? Google Playstore points being redeemed.
Two Indians are walking beside a river...
One reaches down into the mud and runs it through his fingers.
"The White Man was here."
"How can you tell?"
"We're speaking English, aren’t we?"
What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.