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GF: What did you use as kissing when you were little? Me: My sister SWEET HOME ALABAMAA

When you’re fucking your boss and realise it’s a family business

Incest is wincest (That was above) Fun for the whole family! Next of kin, count me in!

Me: I kiss my mom on the lips Friend: Uh, I guess that's somewhat nor- Me: Lower lips Friend: I gotta go

Name Something you practiced kissing on as a kid.

Sister SWEET HOME ALABAMA

So I caught my girlfriend masturbating with a carrot. My first reaction was “Shit, I was gonna eat that later, but now it’s gonna taste like carrots!”

My sister's bf is mad at me cuz I fucked his girl

So I hooked up with a girl at a party, but I forgot that it was a family reunion. (SWEET HOME ALABAMA STARTS PLAYING

When your crush walks in class but youre homeschooled...

What do you get when you cross a redneck and another redneck?

Incest.

When you're fucking your boss's daughter, then you realize that you are self-employed.

Incest is wincest

So there I was, having a fantastic time going down on my nan When suddenly I got a nasty taste in my mouth.

"Wait a minute" I said. This distinctly tastes like horse semen

Then it clicked. "Ah, so that's how you died"

Johnny: Mommy, Mommy! What is incest? Mom: Shut up and keep licking.

A new game the whole family can play...

Incest

It's not my fault my cousins hot ;) YEE YEE

Cindy goes up to her dad and says: "Daddy, can I have $100 for a new dress?" Her dad almost gags and says: "$100! You're only 12, what do you want with such an expensive dress?" Cindy says: "Well daddy, I'll look really pretty in it and I promise to look after it ..." Dad gives in and says: "OK, give me a head-job then". He flops it out and Cindy just get the end in her mouth and goes: "Eeee-yooo - that taste's like shit!" Dad goes: "Well, your brother wanted to borrow the car this afternoon ..."