Incest Jokes

So I heard Kenny's mom got moved to a nursing home.

He'll probably leave her alone now.

He doesn't eat vegetables.

My sister's pregnant, I'm gonna be a dad!

Q. What does Kenny get when he hugs his mom?

A. A boner.

It's not my fault my cousin's hot ;) YEE YEE

How do you circumcise a hillbilly? ... Kick his sister in the jaw.

Sister: (moaning) Go get Mom, she'd love this!

Me: But Billy's with her right now.

Billy: UGHHHH...MMMMM

Dad: Hurry up Billy, I want to see you for a moment.

I hate prom in Alabama. They always say, "Uhh, actually this is our family reunion." We are in Alabama, so they are the same thing.

Everyone says Kenny has an easy life.

I disagree. I hear his mom likes complicated sex positions.

Son: Dad, I think I got a girl pregnant.

Dad: Well, is she already part of the family?

Son: Yes, why?

Dad: Then there’s no need to be worried.

Did you hear that Alicia wrecked her Lexus?

It's really a shame. She had to give her dad 3 months worth of blowjobs before he'd pay for it.

What’s worse than finger banging your sister?

Finding your dad’s wedding ring.

When you met her first before your parents met each other. (In the case of your mom dating her dad).

Yo, everyone! My sis is pregnant, and I’m gonna be a dad!

How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood on her son’s penis.

Dad's secretary left her position, he told me I could take it if I want it. He also told me the job pays well but there is a lot to catch up on. He kept me under the pump all week.

"Dude, can you believe Republicans are opposed to homosexuality, women's rights, and immigration, yet they are silent when it comes to incest and child molestation?"

"Well, I'm not surprised. Republicans have to win the Alabama vote, or else."