Incest jokes
How do you know your sister is on her period? Your dad's c**k tastes like s**t!
Incest is wincest.
So I heard Kenny's mom got moved to a nursing home.
He'll probably leave her alone now.
He doesn't eat vegetables.
Dad's secretary left her position, he told me I could take it if I want it. He also told me the job pays well but there is a lot to catch up on. He kept me under the pump all week.
My sister's pregnant, I'm gonna be a dad!
Q. What does Kenny get when he hugs his mom?
A. A boner.
It's not my fault my cousin's hot ;) YEE YEE
How do you circumcise a hillbilly? ... Kick his sister in the jaw.
Sister: (moaning) Go get Mom, she'd love this!
Me: But Billy's with her right now.
Billy: UGHHHH...MMMMM
Dad: Hurry up Billy, I want to see you for a moment.
I hate prom in Alabama. They always say, "Uhh, actually this is our family reunion." We are in Alabama, so they are the same thing.
Everyone says Kenny has an easy life.
I disagree. I hear his mom likes complicated sex positions.
Son: Dad, I think I got a girl pregnant.
Dad: Well, is she already part of the family?
Son: Yes, why?
Dad: Then there’s no need to be worried.
Did you hear that Alicia wrecked her Lexus?
It's really a shame. She had to give her dad 3 months worth of blowjobs before he'd pay for it.
What’s worse than finger banging your sister?
Finding your dad’s wedding ring.
Once a woman suspected that her husband was fucking their daughter at night. So she made a plan. That night, she gave her daughter sleeping pills and told her husband that you go to sleep, I have a headache and I will sleep on the sofa in the drawing room today. After everyone slept, she picked up her sleeping daughter and laid her on the sofa and went to her bed and lay down. After an hour, the door of the room opened and one man entered the room and jumped on the bed and fucked her intensely for 2 hours. Then she turned on the light with the bed switch and said, "You definitely didn't expect me." "I definitely didn't expect you, MOM! But you are more delicious than sister"! Her son replied in surprise!
When you met her first before your parents met each other. (In the case of your mom dating her dad).
Mom: Daddy, stop!
Me: No!
Mom: Ok, I just wanted you to do it like your father.
Yo, everyone! My sis is pregnant, and I’m gonna be a dad!
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood on her son’s penis.
"Dude, can you believe Republicans are opposed to homosexuality, women's rights, and immigration, yet they are silent when it comes to incest and child molestation?"
"Well, I'm not surprised. Republicans have to win the Alabama vote, or else."