Incest jokes
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood on her son’s penis.
When your grandma says she's rusty but still manages to teach you.
If anyone's gonna be fuckin' my sister, it's gonna be ME!
When you go to Incestry.com instead of Ancestry.com.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to celebrate their marriage.
Nine months later, they happily had some use for their baby carriage.
Two years later, they went up again, then their daughter had a brother.
But one little secret that no one knew was that Jack and Jill share a mother.
Yo, everyone! My sis is pregnant, and I’m gonna be a dad!
how do you cut of a hillbilly's dick?
kick his sister in the jaw
How do you know your sister is on her period? Your dad's c**k tastes like s**t!
Incest is wincest.
So I heard Kenny's mom got moved to a nursing home.
He'll probably leave her alone now.
He doesn't eat vegetables.
Dad's secretary left her position, he told me I could take it if I want it. He also told me the job pays well but there is a lot to catch up on. He kept me under the pump all week.
It's not my fault my cousin's hot ;) YEE YEE
How do you circumcise a hillbilly? ... Kick his sister in the jaw.
My mother was so sad after my grandpa's death, she went into the bathroom with my uncle, and I could hear their moans of sorrow. She then surprised me later on, saying that she was pregnant.
Sister: (moaning) Go get Mom, she'd love this!
Me: But Billy's with her right now.
Billy: UGHHHH...MMMMM
Dad: Hurry up Billy, I want to see you for a moment.
I hate prom in Alabama. They always say, "Uhh, actually this is our family reunion." We are in Alabama, so they are the same thing.
Everyone says Kenny has an easy life.
I disagree. I hear his mom likes complicated sex positions.
Did you hear that Alicia wrecked her Lexus?
It's really a shame. She had to give her dad 3 months worth of blowjobs before he'd pay for it.
My mother didn't want me to love my sister. That made me angry. But then, one day I found this quote: "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer." Since that day, I fuck my sister hard and my MOM harder!
What’s worse than finger banging your sister?
Finding your dad’s wedding ring.