Incest

Incest Jokes

Mom

So I heard Kenny's mom got moved to a nursing home.

He'll probably leave her alone now.

He doesn't eat vegetables.

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  • Job

    Dad's secretary left her position, he told me I could take it if I want it. He also told me the job pays well but there is a lot to catch up on. He kept me under the pump all week.

    Sister

    Sister: (moaning) Go get Mom, she'd love this!

    Me: But Billy's with her right now.

    Billy: UGHHHH...MMMMM

    Dad: Hurry up Billy, I want to see you for a moment.

    Alabama

    I hate prom in Alabama. They always say, "Uhh, actually this is our family reunion." We are in Alabama, so they are the same thing.

    Life

    Everyone says Kenny has an easy life.

    I disagree. I hear his mom likes complicated sex positions.

    Family

    Son: Dad, I think I got a girl pregnant.

    Dad: Well, is she already part of the family?

    Son: Yes, why?

    Dad: Then there’s no need to be worried.

    Alicia

    Did you hear that Alicia wrecked her Lexus?

    It's really a shame. She had to give her dad 3 months worth of blowjobs before he'd pay for it.

    Sister

    What’s worse than finger banging your sister?

    Finding your dad’s wedding ring.

    Mom

    When you met her first before your parents met each other. (In the case of your mom dating her dad).

    Sis

    Yo, everyone! My sis is pregnant, and I’m gonna be a dad!

    Mother

    How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood on her son’s penis.

    Republican

    "Dude, can you believe Republicans are opposed to homosexuality, women's rights, and immigration, yet they are silent when it comes to incest and child molestation?"

    "Well, I'm not surprised. Republicans have to win the Alabama vote, or else."

    Guy

    Everybody is mad because that guy from Alberta punched a girl in a wheelchair.

    I think he was upset because he found out his sister was cheating on him.

    News

    The news of the brother getting sucked off regularly by his sister spread really fast... all over her face 🤤.

    Comfort

    Kenny is a comfort snacker.

    Every time he's stressed, he eats his mom's pussy.

    Sister

    GF: What did you use as kissing when you were little?

    Me: My sister.

    SWEET HOME ALABAMAA