Dads secretary left her position, he tole me I could take it if I want it. He also told me the job pays well but there is a lot to catch up on. He kept me under the pump all week.
Is it incent if it’s out the open
Or is it...outcent
Sister: (moaning) go get mom, she'd love this Me: but Billy's with her right now Billy: UGHHHH...MMMMM Dad: hurry up Billy, I want to see you for a moment..
Last time Kenny ate a vegetable he got banned from his mom's nursing home.
When you met her first before your parents met each other. (In the case of your mom dating her dad)
So Kenny finally found his one true love. But he can't be with her because it's illegal to marry your sister.
Do you ever look at a person and think, "Just how many generations of inbreeding did it take to create you?"
Roses are red, Violets are blue, you slept with my cousin but I did too.
People keep telling me they hope Kenny never has kids. I don't think that's a worry. His mom is much too old to get pregnant.
When you meet your gf at the family reunion
Everyone says Kenny has an easy life. I disagree. I hear his mom likes complicated sex positions.
It's not my fault my cousins hot ;) YEE YEE
Incest is wincest
Everybody is mad cause that guy from Alberta punched a girl in a wheelchair. I think he was upset because he found out his sister was cheating on him.
The news of the brother getting sucked off regularly by his sister spread really fast .... All over her face 🤤
Cindy goes up to her dad and says: "Daddy, can I have $100 for a new dress?" Her dad almost gags and says: "$100! You're only 12, what do you want with such an expensive dress?" Cindy says: "Well daddy, I'll look really pretty in it and I promise to look after it ..." Dad gives in and says: "OK, give me a head-job then". He flops it out and Cindy just get the end in her mouth and goes: "Eeee-yooo - that taste's like shit!" Dad goes: "Well, your brother wanted to borrow the car this afternoon ..."
What’s worse than finger banging your sister? Finding your dad‘s wedding ring
The other day I started watching Game of Thrones I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh so you're still on the first episode then?"
GF: What did you use as kissing when you were little? Me: My sister SWEET HOME ALABAMAA
Kenny Tyler, you're lucky you're adopted. Tyler: Why? Kenny: Because you can fuck your mom without getting arrested for incest.
