Incest

Incest jokes

Mother

How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood on her son’s penis.

Hill

Jack and Jill went up the hill to celebrate their marriage.

Nine months later, they happily had some use for their baby carriage.

Two years later, they went up again, then their daughter had a brother.

But one little secret that no one knew was that Jack and Jill share a mother.

Sister

How do you know your sister is on her period? Your dad's c**k tastes like s**t!

Mom

So I heard Kenny's mom got moved to a nursing home.

He'll probably leave her alone now.

He doesn't eat vegetables.

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  • Job

    Dad's secretary left her position, he told me I could take it if I want it. He also told me the job pays well but there is a lot to catch up on. He kept me under the pump all week.

    Sister

    Sister: (moaning) Go get Mom, she'd love this!

    Me: But Billy's with her right now.

    Billy: UGHHHH...MMMMM

    Dad: Hurry up Billy, I want to see you for a moment.

    Alabama

    I hate prom in Alabama. They always say, "Uhh, actually this is our family reunion." We are in Alabama, so they are the same thing.

    Life

    Everyone says Kenny has an easy life.

    I disagree. I hear his mom likes complicated sex positions.

    Alicia

    Did you hear that Alicia wrecked her Lexus?

    It's really a shame. She had to give her dad 3 months worth of blowjobs before he'd pay for it.

    Sister

    What’s worse than finger banging your sister?

    Finding your dad’s wedding ring.

    Comfort

    Kenny is a comfort snacker.

    Every time he's stressed, he eats his mom's pussy.

    Rape

    How do you get away with rape and incest in California?

    Say you identify as a woman. Fact: It's actually legal to rape your daughter if you are a woman in California.

    Mom

    When you met her first before your parents met each other. (In the case of your mom dating her dad).