"Dude, can you believe Republicans are opposed to homosexuality, women's rights, and immigration, yet they are silent when it comes to incest and child molestation?"
"Well, I'm not surprised. Republicans have to win the Alabama vote, or else."
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The only reason why Murrikkkunts think Canada isn't free is because incest is illegal in Canada, in which one can face a sentence as long as 14 years in prison if convicted.
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Everybody is mad cause that guy from Alberta punched a girl in a wheelchair. I think he was upset because he found out his sister was cheating on him.
GF: What did you use as kissing when you were little? Me: My sister SWEET HOME ALABAMAA
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So Kenny finally found his one true love. But he can't be with her because it's illegal to marry your sister.
If you're in Alabama family reunions are basically speed dating events.
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Son: Dad, I think I got a girl pregnant. Dad: well is she already part of the family? Son: Yes, why? Dad: then there’s no need to be worried.
when you are f***ing your girlfriend and then she tells you that you f**k like your guys' dad. Then you f**k your mom and she says the same thing.
Everybody is wondering what position Kenny will give his brother in their new company. Probably top. Kenny likes to be the bottom in every sexual encounter.
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Mom: Daddy stop! Me: No! Mom: Ok I just wanted you do it like your father
Hi im madison but for short you can call me alex
When you meet your gf at the family reunion
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Roses are red, Violets are blue, you slept with my cousin but I did too.
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