Incest jokes
I'm not saying you're inbred. I'm just saying you're a textbook example of why consanguineous marriage might not be the best idea.
The reason why Trailer Park Boys is set in Nova Scotia and not Alabama is because if it was set in Alabama, then they would have to record every instance of incest. And the show's writers would need to know how to cram all of it in one season.
I was looking at our Human Services Minister and thinking I'm surprised he's married.
The things you do for your cousins!
My mother didn't want me to love my sister. That made me angry. But then, one day I found this quote: "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer." Since that day, I fuck my sister hard and my MOM harder!
Sister: "Has anyone seen my clothes?"
Brother: "They're still in my bed."
A mother and son were in the backyard, and the son finished building a shed. The mother says, "You're the best husband ever."
Why is reverse cowgirl illegal in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
I hooked up with the groom at my uncle's wedding.
How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your dad's cock tastes funny.
I woke up to my daughter riding me in bed. I asked, "What are you doing?" She replied, "Making a Creampie."
One day my girlfriend and I were just hanging out and she needed to tell our dad that we were going out.
When you have sex with a coworker but remember it's a family business.
Why does a brother love his sister?
Because he came in her.
What is harder than steel?
My cousin at the family reunion.
So there I was, fucking my sister, and she shouts, "God, you fuck like Dad!" I then said, "Damn, that’s what Mom said."
Our Human Services Minister is just mad because his wife cheated on him 20 years ago.
With their brother.
PP almighty stabeth thy! Then my sister said, "Just put it in."
I saw a cute coworker and had sex in the back until I realized it is a family business.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You slept with my cousin but I did too.
How do you get away with rape and incest in California?
Say you identify as a woman. Fact: It's actually legal to rape your daughter if you are a woman in California.