Inability jokes
Suicidal ideation is like wanting to slaughter someone but knowing/feeling that you can't. It's also, in a way, kind of like seeing a really hot chick that you wish you could F, but you again for whatever reason you either feel you can't or you just can't.
I can鈥檛 stand disabled jokes...
Neither can they 馃槀
Why did Sally drown in the pool?
She had no arms, remember.
Why did the man with no arms fall off his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him.
Where do you find a turtle with no legs?
Right where you left it.
Why was the T-rex so angry? You would be angry too if your arms were too short to masturbate.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.
Why did lil Susie fall off the swing? She didn鈥檛 have any arms.
Knock, knock. Who鈥檚 there? Not lil Susie.
Q: Where do you find a quadriplegic?
A: Right where you left 'em.
Why did Sally fall out of the swing?
She had no arms.
Why couldn鈥檛 she get up?
Because she had no friends.
Spongebob is yellow, and he can't drive.
Must be Asian.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter; he's not coming.
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs.
*knock knock*
Who's there!
Not Sarah.
Two blondes fall down a well. One says to the other one, "Isn't it dark down here?" She replies, "I don't know. I can't see."
What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?
I don't know. He hasn't opened it yet.