In common jokes
What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
You know what flowers and depressed people have in common?
Both end up getting cut.
What do computers and white kids have in common? They don't have trouble shooting.
What's rap boats got in common with plastic bags? They both a danger to young children.
What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.
What do my clothes and a depressed person not have in common?
My clothes don't hang themselves...
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with David Beckham?
They both dribble.
What do 100,000 battered women have in common? The bitch was wrong!
What do the names Alan and Jordan have in common?
An.
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?
Are you ready, kids?🤣
What do Asians and John Cena have in common? You can't see me!
What does an apple and a gay person have in common?
Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.
What do peanut butter and a prostitute's legs have in common?
They’re both easy to spread.
What do a blackjack dealer and my uncle have in common?
They both hit me face down on the table.
What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?
Eight dead people.
What do sex and food have in common?
Grandma makes both better.
What do nail polish and panties have in common?
Both come off with alcohol.
What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?
They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.
What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common?
You were bloody and battered but at least your dad came.
What do orgasms and impulses have in common?
I don’t care if they have either of them.