In common jokes

What does an apple and a gay person have in common?

Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.

What do 9/11 and gender have in common?

They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.

What do a priest and a pedo have in common?

Nothing, they both like kids.

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.

Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common?

A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”

What do Communism, Socialism, Feminism, and Fascism all have in common?

They are all disabilities.

What do masturbation and brain damage have in common? After a few strokes, there’s no going back.

What does a burnt pizza, cold beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

Someone didn’t pull it out in time.

What does a hooker and butter have in common?

They both spread for bread.

What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?

One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.

What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?

They have no "why home" 👹

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.

They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common?

They’ll eventually get laid by a Mexican.

What does a gynecologist and delivery driver have in common?

Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box.

What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?

They are both hung.

What do British politics and transgender people have in common?

Both aren't what they used to be...

What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.

What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?

Nothing, they are both orphans.

What do CG artists and porn stars have in common?

They both composite (cum pose it) at the end.

What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?

They both have no meaning.