In common jokes
What do black parents and elevators have in common?
Neither of them can raise anything without a belt.
What do bungee jumping and a gay man have in common?
If the rubber breaks, they're in beep shit.
Q: What do American beer and canoes have in common?
A: Fu@king close to water!
What do an abortion and a baby have in common?
The mom doesn't want either of them.
What do women and Nvidia have in common?
They both do not make very good drivers.
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched.
What do a friend and a mouse have in common? They will both be angry if you throw bricks at them.
What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?
They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.
What do ants and Michael Jackson have in common? They go in kids' pants.
What does an apple and a gay person have in common?
Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.
What do girls and rocks have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
What do 9/11 and gender have in common?
They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.
What do a priest and a pedo have in common?
Nothing, they both like kids.
Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”
What do Communism, Socialism, Feminism, and Fascism all have in common?
They are all disabilities.
Q: What do the mob and pussy have in common?
A: One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit.
What do the Nicaraguan Contras, Crips, and Crack have in common? The CIA.
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.