In common jokes
What do the Nicaraguan Contras, Crips, and Crack have in common? The CIA.
What does a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?
They can both smell it, but they can’t eat it.
You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
What do strippers and butter have in common?
Both spread for bread.
What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?
They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.
What do Paul Walker and I have in common? Neither of us have seen Fast and the Furious 7.
What does an orphan not have in common with a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
What do women and pools have in common?
They both cost a lot of money to maintain for the amount of time you’re inside of them.
What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?
Are you ready kids?
What do boobs and toys have in common?
Kids end up playing with toys, but adults end up playing with boobs.
What do Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker have in common?
They both died at 95.
What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common?
No ballroom.
What do a fat chick and a moped have in common? They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.
What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.
What does an orphan not have in common with criminals?
Criminals are wanted.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
What do people that can only use half their face and wankers have in common?
They have both had a few strokes.