What do Jesus and I have in common?
No one knows my real bday either.
In Common Jokes
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
Q: What do the mob and pussy have in common?
A: One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit.
What do the Nicaraguan Contras, Crips, and Crack have in common? The CIA.
What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.
What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They're both meat substitutes.
Q: What do kidnappers and rapists have in common?
H: It's similar to shoes.
A: White Vans.
What does a bullet and milk have in common? They both take out your dad.
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
What does a gynecologist and delivery driver have in common?
Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.
They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common?
They’ll eventually get laid by a Mexican.
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?
One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.
What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?
They have no "why home" 👹
What does a hooker and butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
Q. What do Danielle Smith and a squirrel have in common?
A. They both always have a mouth full of nuts.
