What does a gynecologist and delivery driver driver have in common? Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box
One day the mailman came to drop the mail off then he ask if I could use the bathroom. I said yeah the thing is my mom was coming out the shower naked and when she open the door it was me and the mailman. Now when the mailman sees me he says to me we got something in common we both saw your mom naked.
What do me and a casino machine have in common. It takes about 50 pumps to get to the jackpot.
What do a condom and a gun have in common? You should never use either one of them
what do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common. ones the pull it out everyone wants to be there friend.
What do your girlfriend and a pool have in common? They both cost a lot of money for the amount of time you’re inside them.
What does fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower
What did the girl and the orphan have in common there parents wasn’t home
Whats dose my dad and the twin towers have in common they used to be with us, now its just a sensitive topic.
What do Jesus and a painting have in common? They hang by nails
What do my dad and Nemo have in common they both can’t be found
what do a gay man and a tumbleweed have in common?
they blow and blow until they wind up on a fence in Wyoming.
What do the twin towers and genders have in common
Noone shuts up about them.
What do orphans and olden day actors have in common? Both get food thrown at them some of the time.
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched
what do orphans and spiderman have in common
they both have no way home
That joke and paper have one thing in common they're both tearable