In common jokes
What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?
They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.
What do ants and Michael Jackson have in common? They go in kids' pants.
What does an apple and a gay person have in common?
Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.
What do 9/11 and gender have in common?
They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.
What do a priest and a pedo have in common?
Nothing, they both like kids.
Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”
What do Communism, Socialism, Feminism, and Fascism all have in common?
They are all disabilities.
What do Call of Duty and Al-Qaeda goals have in common?
You’ve got to get more than one down.
What does a burnt pizza, cold beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?
Someone didn’t pull it out in time.
What does a hooker and butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
What do CG artists and porn stars have in common?
They both composite (cum pose it) at the end.
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?
One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.
What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?
They have no "why home" 👹
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common?
They’ll eventually get laid by a Mexican.
What does a gynecologist and delivery driver have in common?
Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.
They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.