In common jokes
Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
Ben: I don't know.
Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.
What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
What do a pimp and a farmer have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
What does 2016 and 2020 have in common?
A monkey caused worldwide outrage.
Q: What do American beer and canoes have in common?
A: Fu@king close to water!
What do an abortion and a baby have in common?
The mom doesn't want either of them.
What do women and Nvidia have in common?
They both do not make very good drivers.
What do a friend and a mouse have in common? They will both be angry if you throw bricks at them.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.
What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?
They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.
What do ants and Michael Jackson have in common? They go in kids' pants.
What does an apple and a gay person have in common?
Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.
What do 9/11 and gender have in common?
They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.
What do a priest and a pedo have in common?
Nothing, they both like kids.
Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”
What do girls and rocks have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
What do Communism, Socialism, Feminism, and Fascism all have in common?
They are all disabilities.
What does a burnt pizza, cold beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?
Someone didn’t pull it out in time.
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...