What does a gynecologist and delivery driver have in common?
Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box.
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
What do Jesus and I have in common?
No one knows my real bday either.
What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
Q: What do the mob and pussy have in common?
A: One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit
What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.
What do the Nicaraguan Contras, Crips, and Crack have in common? The CIA.
What does a bullet and milk have in common? They both take out your dad.
Q. What do Danielle Smith and a squirrel have in common?
A. They both always have a mouth full of nuts.
One day the mailman came to drop the mail off, then he asked if I could use the bathroom. I said yeah. The thing is, my mom was coming out of the shower naked, and when she opened the door, it was me and the mailman.
Now, when the mailman sees me, he says to me, "We got something in common, we both saw your mom naked."
What do me and a casino machine have in common? It takes about 50 pumps to get to the jackpot.
What do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common?
One's the pull it out everyone wants to be their friend.
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What do dicks and popsicles have in common?
They both like to be sucked on, and they sometimes choke you.
