In common jokes
What do ants and Michael Jackson have in common? They go in kids' pants.
What does an apple and a gay person have in common?
Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.
Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”
What do a priest and a pedo have in common?
Nothing, they both like kids.
What do 9/11 and gender have in common?
They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.
What do Communism, Socialism, Feminism, and Fascism all have in common?
They are all disabilities.
What does a hooker and butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?
One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.
What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?
They have no "why home" 👹
Q: What do the mob and pussy have in common?
A: One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit.
What do the Nicaraguan Contras, Crips, and Crack have in common? The CIA.
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.
What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
What do Myspace and my dad have in common?
I haven't seen them in a while.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
What do Jesus and I have in common?
No one knows my real bday either.
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.