In common jokes
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?
When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! 💩
What do Monica and Bill Clinton have in common? They both did not inhale. Lol.
What do pigs and ink have in common?
They both go in a pen.
We finally have something in common with Africa. They die of starvation, we die of overeating.
What does an emo kid and an apple have in common?
They both are hanging.
What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...
They're both plastic and kids turn them on.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common? They never get old.
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
What do the names Alan and Jordan have in common?
An.
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?
They both come in small can.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
That it will never get old.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
We're all unique, which is something we all have in common.
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.