What do cutting boards and a suicidal teen's wrist have in common?
They both have cutting marks.
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
What do dogs and planks have in common? They both have to be walked
what do micheal jackson and a plastic bag have in common
they both are plastic and like kids
what do depression and suicide have in common
nothing there both hanging
What do asses and secrets have in common?
Both are better when not leaked!
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
What do Boy Scouts and IG models have in common?
They both be fucking sugar daddies.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.
What do a circle and a sphere have in common?
They're round, and round is a shape.
What do Hiroshima and Herobrine have in common?
They're not heroes.
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both want Anthony's neck.
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
