In common jokes
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
What do a 14-year-old and the fetus inside her have in common?
They both say, "Ohh sh*t, my mom is going to kill me!"
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Q. What do a one-story house and an Alzheimer's victim have in common? A. Nothing going on upstairs.
What's Michael Jackson got in common with Santa?
They both empty their sacks around children.
What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?
When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! 💩
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
What do a moose and a triceratops have in common?
Both have noses.
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
What do Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker have in common?
They both died at 95.
What do pigs and ink have in common?
They both go in a pen.
What do Monica and Bill Clinton have in common? They both did not inhale. Lol.
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
What does an emo kid and an apple have in common?
They both are hanging.
What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...
They're both plastic and kids turn them on.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common? They never get old.
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!