In common jokes
What does a pregnant slave and a "pay less" sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
What do autistics, women, and chinks have in common? They can't fuckin' drive.
What do a blonde and a doorknob have in common?
Everyone gets a turn ;)
What do Diddy and Turkish men have in common?
They both use lots of oil.
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...
They're both plastic and kids turn them on.
What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?
I couldn't give a fuck about either.
What do strippers and peanut butter have in common? They both spread for bread.
What do a gay man and a tumbleweed have in common?
They blow and blow until they wind up on a fence in Wyoming.
What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common?
They both won a trophy at least once, Vanicek a 1x Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes, and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.
What do a priest and Christmas tree lights have in common?
They can both flash.
What do Princess Diana and a landmine have in common? Both are easy to lay. Both costly and time-consuming to get rid of.
What did Saint Peter say to Diana when she got to the pearly gates? "Wipe that Merc off your face."
What do Rapboat and Caseoh have in common?
They're both chubby.
What does a priest and a clown have in common?
They both make children cry.
Q: What do Moses and hookers have in common?
A: They've dealt with a burning bush.
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
We finally have something in common with Africa. They die of starvation, we die of overeating.
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
What does a "Smart Russian" and a "Unicorn" have in common?
Answer: Non-existence!