You know what orphans and I have in common? Our dads both left for the milk.
In Common Jokes
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
What do apples and orphans have in common?
The apple gets picked.
Men and depression have something in common; theyβre always talking.
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. πππ
What do Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker have in common?
They both died at 95.
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
What do inner city schools and databases have in common?
Their problems are usually caused by a race condition.
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
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What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?
I couldn't give a fuck about either.
What do gum and guns have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend all of a sudden.
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?
They both come in small can.
What do cutting boards and a suicidal teen's wrist have in common?
They both have cutting marks.
