In common jokes
What do trannies and jokes about them have in common?
Neither of them get old.
What do a Rubik's Cube and a dick have in common?
The more you play with them, the harder they get.
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? They both like fairies sitting on them.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white, and secondly, they both get turned on by kids.
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home.
Orphan: Oh, cool, something we have in common.
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
What do a 14-year-old and the fetus inside her have in common?
They both say, "Ohh sh*t, my mom is going to kill me!"
What do a small pair of underpants and a small dance room have in common?
No ballroom.
What do women and wine bottles have in common?
They both have necks for grabbing, and holes to plug and unplug.
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?
They both come in small can.
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
What do a priest and Life have in common?
They both get harder when kids are around.
What do teenage girls and happy meals have in common?
They both come with a toy.
What do birds and planes have in common?
They both fly into building windows.
What do leaves and suicidal people have in common? Nothing, one falls from the tree and one doesn't.
What do an M&M and juice have in common?
Window.
What do Michael Jackson and ACN have in common? They both go in little kids.