In common jokes
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
What do the names Alan and Jordan have in common?
An.
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?
They both come in small can.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
That it will never get old.
We're all unique, which is something we all have in common.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
Q: What does a microwave and an M1 Garand have in common?
A: They both go “ping” when they’re done.
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
What do Black people and chains have in common? Both work better with chains on them?
What do women and moldy bread have in common?
A yeast infection.
You know what orphans and I have in common? Our dads both left for the milk.
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
What do apples and orphans have in common?
The apple gets picked.