In common jokes
What do orphans and homework have in common?
Everybody forgets about them.
What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
What do Hiroshima and Herobrine have in common?
They're not heroes.
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
What do you and orphans have in common?
Nobody loves you.
What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?
They're both fat.
What do a priest and Christmas tree lights have in common?
They can both flash.
What do my balls and emos have in common?
...Nothing, they both hang themselves...
What do a 14-year-old and the fetus inside her have in common?
They both say, "Ohh sh*t, my mom is going to kill me!"
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Both can't see their parents.
What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.
What's Michael Jackson got in common with Santa?
They both empty their sacks around children.
What do Christmas lights and Jeffrey Epstein have in common?
They don’t hang themselves.
What do pigs and ink have in common?
They both go in a pen.
What do a moose and a triceratops have in common?
Both have noses.