In common jokes
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Both can't see their parents.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
What do depressed teenagers and fruits have in common?
They both hang by something.
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.
What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.
What does Kurt have in common with painters?
They paint walls.
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?
When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! 💩
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
What do Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker have in common?
They both died at 95.
What do Monica and Bill Clinton have in common? They both did not inhale. Lol.
What do Christmas lights and Jeffrey Epstein have in common?
They don’t hang themselves.
What's Michael Jackson got in common with Santa?
They both empty their sacks around children.
What do pigs and ink have in common?
They both go in a pen.
What do a moose and a triceratops have in common?
Both have noses.
What does an emo kid and an apple have in common?
They both are hanging.