In common jokes
What does Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up.
What do ambulances and gay men have in common? They both take it in the back and go whoop whoop! :D
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
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What do iPhone batteries and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both go down quickly.
What do emo kids and Hitler have in common?
There's gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something.
Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.
What do feminists and tampons have in common?
They're both stuck-up cunts.
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
What do a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common? They both carry vegetables.
What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.
What do Princess Diana and a landmine have in common? Both are easy to lay. Both costly and time-consuming to get rid of.
What did Saint Peter say to Diana when she got to the pearly gates? "Wipe that Merc off your face."
What do girls and rocks have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
What do women and dog turds have in common?
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
What do Viagra and Disneyland have in common?
They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two-minute ride.
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
What do Batman and a Black man have in common?
Answer: They can't go anywhere without Robin.
What do children and lights have in common? They both hang from ceilings!
Not funny, here’s another.
Why can’t China play baseball? They ate the bat.
What does gum in my d*ck have in common?
Both get chewed on by little kids.
What do your teacher and your friend have in common? They will both die eventually.