In common jokes
What does a person that’s high and Helen Keller have in common?
Both stare off into space.
What does a priest and time have in common? They're both predators.
What does a bar fly and a necrophiliac have in common?
They both enjoy a cold one once in a while.
What do sharks and people have in common? The great ones are white.
What do noodles and women have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them.
What does Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?
They both use 30-year-old meat in between two-year-old buns.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
What do my mom and a basketball have in common?
My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.
What do your teacher and your friend have in common?
They will both die eventually.
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
What do hookers and porn stars have in common? They get paid for sex and get STD's.
Q: What do Moses and hookers have in common?
A: They've dealt with a burning bush.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.
What do Americans and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
They both have a history of separating colors.
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
What does a blind man and your dick have in common?
They both can’t get up without a dog.
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.