In common jokes
Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
Ben: I don't know.
Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.
What's the one thing me and the New Year's ball have in common?
It's not gonna be the only thing falling 50 stories this New Year's.
Q: What does a microwave and an M1 Garand have in common?
A: They both go “ping” when they’re done.
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.
What does a relationship and suicide have in common?
I always fail on committing.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
What does a cannibal and a spider have in common?
Both have eight legs.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both love naughty souls.
What does a turtle and a pedophile have in common? They both want to get there before the hare does.
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls.
What do Donald Trump and a dick have in common?
Liberals can't keep either one out of their mouths.
What do a banana and shampoo have in common?
Ur mom.
What do alcoholics and gas prices have in common?
They both get really high.
What do a bike and a rubber duck have in common? They both have a handlebar, except for the duck.
What do altar boys and strippers have in common? Father issues.
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.
What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?
They're both full of child groomers.
What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?
They have no "why home" 👹
What do TVs and girls have in common?
They both show you stuff when you turn them on!