What dose buzz lightyear and a oprhsms parents have in common.
They go to infinty and beyond
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
What does an M&M and juice have in common?
Window.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
What do Lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common? They both live long with dry skin.
What do lesbiand and turtles have in common? They both eat plastic. (Im sorry to the les out there this is a joke. Not real.)
What does the plane that hit the twin towers and milk have in common? My dad went to get both and never came back.
What does a brand new house, me, and new jewelry box have in common?
We're all empty on the inside.
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common? A. They never get old.
What does this website with it's comments and a cult have in common? We have a case of Witzelsucht.
what does a gun and gum have in common?
when you pull one out everyone wants to be your friend.
What does an orphan and a dog have in common? Both got taken from their parents.
what the twin tower and a bad joke has in common? They never land well.
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common, they’re yet to be discovered.
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?
They're always cutting