What do a bike and a rubber duck have in common? They both have a handlebar, except for the duck.
In Common Jokes
What do dead babies and fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!
What does a condom and a coffin have in common?
They both still have stiffs, but one is coming and one is going.
What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips.
I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:
P. P. P. P. U. U. U. U. N. N. N. N. S. S. S. S.
Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common.
“They are all very tearable,” he replied.
Well, there is one person who gets it!
What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common?
They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re pretty much screwed.
What does a woman’s pussy and a chainsaw have in common?
Miss by a few inches and you’re in deep shit.
What do CG artists and porn stars have in common?
They both composite (cum pose it) at the end.
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home.
Orphan: Oh, cool, something we have in common.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
What do Shrek and onions have in common?
*LAYERS*
What does this website with its comments and a cult have in common?
We have a case of Witzelsucht.
What does an orphan not have in common with criminals?
Criminals are wanted.
What do a brand new house, me, and new jewelry box have in common?
We're all empty on the inside.
What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both love naughty souls.
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
What do an M&M and juice have in common?
Window.
