What does an Orphan not have in common with a criminal's, criminal's are wanted
What do cake and baseball have in common?
Both need batters
What does a pregnant slave and pay less sale have in common Buy one get one free
What do a 14-year-old pregnant girl and the child inside her have in common? Both are thinking, “Oh no! My mom’s gonna kill me!”
What do Marie Antoinette and 2005-2012 Korn have in common?
They're both Headless.
What do royals and hot dogs have in common?
They're usually in bread.
What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.
What do visiting Goatman's Bridge and a bungee jumping accident have in common?
You hear a snap, and suddenly you're falling from a bridge.
What do phones and orphans have in common?
They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
What do a blonde chick and a turtle both have in common?
When they're on their backs, they're screwed.
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high.
What does this website with its comments and a cult have in common?
We have a case of Witzelsucht.
What do a brand new house, me, and new jewelry box have in common?
We're all empty on the inside.
What does a pencil and a plan of in common?
They were both in the twin towers.
What does Steven hawking have in common with the gates one stands the other doesn't
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
What do an M&M and juice have in common?
Window.
