In common jokes
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both can't be found.
What does a tuna, piano, and a tub of glue have in common?
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
But what about the glue? said Bob I. I knew you would get stuck on that!
What does a duck and a tablespoon have in common?
Both are not a lamp.
What does a person that’s high and Helen Keller have in common?
Both stare off into space.
What does a priest and time have in common? They're both predators.
Donald Trump and Fanta both have some things in common.
They are both orange and were conceived from Nazis!
What does a bar fly and a necrophiliac have in common?
They both enjoy a cold one once in a while.
What do noodles and women have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.
What do sharks and people have in common? The great ones are white.
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
What do my mom and a basketball have in common?
My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.
What do spiders and Black people have in common?
When they’re black, they kill you.
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
Q: What do Moses and hookers have in common?
A: They've dealt with a burning bush.
What does a blind man and your dick have in common?
They both can’t get up without a dog.
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
What do your teacher and your friend have in common?
They will both die eventually.
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.