In common jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Cause they come back.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Girls are like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
If you hit an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you hit an orphan with a car, at least you don't have to tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie.
Why was the orphan a big success? Cause people say go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common? They can’t see their parents.
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt? Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
What do 9-11 and a fighter have in common? They both have a one-two combo.
What do an orphan's father and Nemo have in common?
They are both nowhere to be found.
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
What do tampons and your sister have in common?
What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?
They both smell like "Teen Spirit."
What do a bullet and a police officer have in common?
When a bullet kills someone, it gets fired.
What does a penis and a Rubik's cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.
What do sea turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
What do a circle and a sphere have in common?
They're round, and round is a shape.
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
What does a bar fly and a necrophiliac have in common?
They both enjoy a cold one once in a while.
What do us emos all have in common?
Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both want Anthony's neck.
What does a human and a cat have in common? Both take my bed.
What do cake and baseball have in common?
Both need batters.
What do magicians and prostitutes have in common?
Answer: disappearing acts.
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.