In common jokes
What does a condom and a coffin have in common?
They both still have stiffs, but one is coming and one is going.
What do Priests and School shooters have in common?
They both blast little kids in the face.
What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?
~they're both a dick in a box.
What does a tuna, piano, and a tub of glue have in common?
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
But what about the glue? said Bob I. I knew you would get stuck on that!
What does a duck and a tablespoon have in common?
Both are not a lamp.
What does a person that’s high and Helen Keller have in common?
Both stare off into space.
Donald Trump and Fanta both have some things in common.
They are both orange and were conceived from Nazis!
What does a priest and time have in common? They're both predators.
What does a bar fly and a necrophiliac have in common?
They both enjoy a cold one once in a while.
Q. What do a one-story house and an Alzheimer's victim have in common? A. Nothing going on upstairs.
What do spiders and Black people have in common?
When they’re black, they kill you.
What do a Make-A-Wish kid and mosquitoes have in common?
They both got a 10% survival rate...
What do James Doyle and Hannah Doyle have in common?
John fucked them both in the rear.
What do your teacher and your friend have in common?
They will both die eventually.
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
What do hookers and porn stars have in common? They get paid for sex and get STD's.
Q: What do Moses and hookers have in common?
A: They've dealt with a burning bush.
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
What do my mom and a basketball have in common?
My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.