In common jokes
What do fire and people have in common?
They will both eventually die out.
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
They never get old.
What does Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?
They both use 30-year-old meat in between two-year-old buns.
What do Priests and School shooters have in common?
They both blast little kids in the face.
What does a condom and a coffin have in common?
They both still have stiffs, but one is coming and one is going.
What do Will from "Stranger Things" and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air have in common? They're both named Will, and their lives both got flipped, turned upside down.
What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?
~they're both a dick in a box.
What do gay guys and priests have in common?
They are both gay in their own ways.
What does a tuna, piano, and a tub of glue have in common?
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
But what about the glue? said Bob I. I knew you would get stuck on that!
What does a duck and a tablespoon have in common?
Both are not a lamp.
What does a person that’s high and Helen Keller have in common?
Both stare off into space.
Donald Trump and Fanta both have some things in common.
They are both orange and were conceived from Nazis!
What does a priest and time have in common? They're both predators.
What does a bar fly and a necrophiliac have in common?
They both enjoy a cold one once in a while.
Q. What do a one-story house and an Alzheimer's victim have in common? A. Nothing going on upstairs.
What do noodles and women have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
What do my mom and a basketball have in common?
My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.