In common jokes
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?
They both come in small can.
What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.
What do pedophiles and Sandy Hook have in common? Shooting up schoolchildren.
What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.
Parallel lines have so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.
What do orphans and police not have in common?
The police can actually go home.
What do alcoholics and amputees have in common?
They are both legless.
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.
My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
What do ambulances and gay men have in common? They both take it in the back and go whoop whoop! :D
What does Germany and the rest of the world have in common? They both use gases to poison one thing or another.
What do depression and suicide have in common?
Nothing, they're both hanging.
What does an Al Qaeda terrorist and a flexible man have in common?
They can blow themselves up.
What do a blonde and a cow have in common?
They're both fat af.
what does an orphanage and a hospital have in common?
people go there to fix their mistakes.
What do a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common? They both carry vegetables.
Q: What does a dead prostitute and a swimming pool have in common?
A: They're both cold when you first get in, but warm up after a few strokes.
Q: What does a microwave and an M1 Garand have in common?
A: They both go “ping” when they’re done.
What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?
They have no "why home" 👹
What do you and orphans have in common?
Nobody loves you.