In common jokes
What do a pedophile and a clock have in common? Neither of them go past 12.
What do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common?
One's the pull it out everyone wants to be their friend.
What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian orphanage have in common?
Children scream when they melt.
What do gay guys and priests have in common?
They are both gay in their own ways.
What does a person that’s high and Helen Keller have in common?
Both stare off into space.
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?
They're both hot, but they're both quiet.
What do orphans and homework have in common?
Everybody forgets about them.
What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?
They're twins.
What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.
What do the Titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common? They both sank to the bottom of the Atlantic.
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
What has a kid with cancer and Peter Pan in common?
They will never grow up.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.
What do bicycles and slaves have in common? They both use chains to work.
What does a priest and a clown have in common?
They both make children cry.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white, and secondly, they both get turned on by kids.
Q: What do a prostitute and a vacuum have in common?
A: If they stop sucking, you can smack them until they start again.