In common jokes
What do pigs and ink have in common?
They both go in a pen.
What do vacuums and your mom have in common?
They both suck.
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
What do strippers and peanut butter have in common? They both spread for bread.
What do furries and fast food lovers have in common? They both love hot dogs.
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
What do children and lights have in common? They both hang from ceilings!
Not funny, here’s another.
Why can’t China play baseball? They ate the bat.
What does a blind man and your dick have in common?
They both can’t get up without a dog.
What do Michelangelo and Hitler have in common?
They both used their brain to paint the ceiling.
What does a turtle and a pedophile have in common? They both want to get there before the hare does.
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
What does a priest and time have in common? They're both predators.
What's in common with Michael Jackson and a phone?
Kids play with both of them.
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.
What do depression and suicide have in common?
Nothing, they're both hanging.
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? Snap-on tools.
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
They never get old.
What does Amogus and Jesus have in common?
They're sus.
What does a wife and a boombox have in common?
They only work when you beat them.