In common jokes
What do you (anyone) and a joke not have in common?
Jokes have meanings.
What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian orphanage have in common?
Children scream when they melt.
What does a light bulb and a school shooter have in common?
They both light up the room.
I like when people say they hate me because we have something in common. <3
What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?
Both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.
What do nerds and chicks have in common? They both have four eyes.
What do humans and monkeys have in common? They both hang from trees.
Humans and sharks have something in common: the great ones are always white.
What does an orphan and a military man not have in common? Neither gets to go back home.
What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?
By the time you're done with the breasts and the thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
What do masturbation and brain damage have in common? After a few strokes, there’s no going back.
What do a blonde chick and a turtle both have in common?
When they're on their backs, they're screwed.
What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.
What does gum in my d*ck have in common?
Both get chewed on by little kids.
What does Earl Bradley and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
The Twin Towers and genders have a lot in common. There used to be two, and now it's just a touchy subject.
My new stepfather told me that I'm his new son, so I said okay.
My stepfather said that my and your mom have a few things in common. I said, "Yeah, like what?" My stepfather said, "Well, you came out of your mother's pussy; I eat your mother's pussy. You used to suck on your mother's tits; now I suck on your mother's tits. Your mother used to smack you in the ass when you act up; now I smack your mom in the ass now. Your mother calls me daddy; now I am your new daddy."
What does a perverted frog say? Rub it.
Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on their broom.
What do girls and rocks have in common? The flat ones get skipped.
What is red and goes 200 mph? A baby in a blender.
What do a stripper and a coconut have in common? They both have a creamy center.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.