In common jokes

What do Myspace and my dad have in common?

I haven't seen them in a while.

Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?

A: They're both cheesy.

What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.

Q: What do kidnappers and rapists have in common?

H: It's similar to shoes.

A: White Vans.

What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They're both meat substitutes.

What does a bullet and milk have in common? They both take out your dad.

What does a burnt pizza, cold beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

Someone didn’t pull it out in time.

What do Israel and Epstein have in common?

"Look at that, time to blow up some kids."

What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?

They are both hung.

What do British politics and transgender people have in common?

Both aren't what they used to be...

What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common?

They’ll eventually get laid by a Mexican.

What does a gynecologist and delivery driver have in common?

Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box.

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.

They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?

One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.

What does a hooker and butter have in common?

They both spread for bread.

What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?

They have no "why home" 👹

What do CG artists and porn stars have in common?

They both composite (cum pose it) at the end.

What do Call of Duty and Al-Qaeda goals have in common?

You’ve got to get more than one down.

One day the mailman came to drop the mail off, then he asked if I could use the bathroom. I said yeah. The thing is, my mom was coming out of the shower naked, and when she opened the door, it was me and the mailman.

Now, when the mailman sees me, he says to me, "We got something in common, we both saw your mom naked."

What does Fortnite and real life have in common?

They both lost their tower.