In common jokes
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
Q: What do kidnappers and rapists have in common?
H: It's similar to shoes.
A: White Vans.
Q: What do the mob and pussy have in common?
A: One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit.
What do the Nicaraguan Contras, Crips, and Crack have in common? The CIA.
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.
What do Myspace and my dad have in common?
I haven't seen them in a while.
What do Jesus and I have in common?
No one knows my real bday either.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They're both meat substitutes.
What does a bullet and milk have in common? They both take out your dad.
One day the mailman came to drop the mail off, then he asked if I could use the bathroom. I said yeah. The thing is, my mom was coming out of the shower naked, and when she opened the door, it was me and the mailman.
Now, when the mailman sees me, he says to me, "We got something in common, we both saw your mom naked."
What do your girlfriend and a pool have in common? They both cost a lot of money for the amount of time you’re inside them.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
What do Jesus and a painting have in common?
They hang by nails.