In common jokes
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?
One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.
What does a gay guy and an ambulance have in common?
They both get loaded from the rear and go...woo woo woo.
What do George Floyd and an astronaut have in common?
They both have very little air to breathe.
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
What do CG artists and porn stars have in common?
They both composite (cum pose it) at the end.
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?
They have no "why home" 👹
What does a gynecologist and delivery driver have in common?
Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box.
What does a hooker and butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
What do the Nicaraguan Contras, Crips, and Crack have in common? The CIA.
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
What do Myspace and my dad have in common?
I haven't seen them in a while.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.
Q: What do the mob and pussy have in common?
A: One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit.
What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.
What do a blonde chick and a turtle both have in common?
When they're on their backs, they're screwed.