In common

In common jokes

Politics

What do British politics and transgender people have in common?

Both aren't what they used to be...

Gynecologist

What does a gynecologist and delivery driver have in common?

Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box.

Politician

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.

They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

Bridge

What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common?

They’ll eventually get laid by a Mexican.

Chandelier

What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?

One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.

Orphan

What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?

They have no "why home" 👹

Pregnancy

What does a burnt pizza, cold beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

Someone didn’t pull it out in time.

Hooker

What does a hooker and butter have in common?

They both spread for bread.

Orphan

What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?

They go to infinity and beyond.

Artist

What do CG artists and porn stars have in common?

They both composite (cum pose it) at the end.

Stroke

Common

What do masturbation and brain damage have in common? After a few strokes, there’s no going back.

Mailman

One day the mailman came to drop the mail off, then he asked if I could use the bathroom. I said yeah. The thing is, my mom was coming out of the shower naked, and when she opened the door, it was me and the mailman.

Now, when the mailman sees me, he says to me, "We got something in common, we both saw your mom naked."

Girlfriend

What do your girlfriend and a pool have in common? They both cost a lot of money for the amount of time you’re inside them.

Emo

What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!

Dad

What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.

Tower

What does Fortnite and real life have in common?

They both lost their tower.

Orphan

What did the girl and the orphan have in common? Their parents weren't home.

Dad

What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.