In common jokes
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
What do Jesus and I have in common?
No one knows my real bday either.
What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.
What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.
Q: What do kidnappers and rapists have in common?
H: It's similar to shoes.
A: White Vans.
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They're both meat substitutes.
What does a bullet and milk have in common? They both take out your dad.
What does a burnt pizza, cold beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?
Someone didn’t pull it out in time.
What do Israel and Epstein have in common?
"Look at that, time to blow up some kids."
What does a gay guy and an ambulance have in common?
They both get loaded from the rear and go...woo woo woo.
What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?
They have no "why home" 👹
What does a hooker and butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?
One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
What do CG artists and porn stars have in common?
They both composite (cum pose it) at the end.
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
What does a gynecologist and delivery driver have in common?
Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box.