In common jokes
What do a fat chick and a moped have in common? They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.
What do sharks and people have in common? The great ones are white.
Q: What do men and math tests have in common?
A: They get cheated on.
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
They both leave the little kids' room with empty sacks.
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart?
They're both dead...
What do SpongeBob and Asians have in common?
They're both yellow and can't drive.
What do women and airplanes have in common?
A cockpit.
What do leaves and suicidal people have in common? Nothing, one falls from the tree and one doesn't.
What do a bullet and a police officer have in common?
When a bullet kills someone, it gets fired.
What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.
What do priests and doctors have in common?
They both do physicals on kids.
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.
Q: What does a microwave and an M1 Garand have in common?
A: They both go “ping” when they’re done.
What do kidnappers and Mickey Mouse have in common? They say, "Come inside, it’s fun inside."
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both love naughty souls.
What do squirrels and men have in common?
They always want a nut.
Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
Ben: I don't know.
Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.
What does a rock and a girl have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.
What do LGBTQ folk and folk with scoliosis have in common?
None of them are straight.