In common jokes
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
What does Earl Bradley and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
Q. What do a one-story house and an Alzheimer's victim have in common? A. Nothing going on upstairs.
What do my wife and dinner have in common? They are both vegetables.
What does a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus have in common? They're both thinking; "Oh sh*t, my mom's gonna kill me!"
What do Diddy and Turkish men have in common?
They both use lots of oil.
What does a bullet and milk have in common? They both take out your dad.
What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.
What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?
They both have something hanging in their closet.
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
What do ants and Michael Jackson have in common? They go in kids' pants.
What does Amogus and Jesus have in common?
They're sus.
What does a wife and a boombox have in common?
They only work when you beat them.
What do a plastic bag and Jeffery Epstein have in common?
They're both dangerous to children.
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
Black holes and horny black women have 1 thing in common, they suck everything in sight.
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?
One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.
What do an open champagne bottle and an orphan have in common? They both lost their pop.
What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger have in common?
Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked.