What do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common?
Spit, spit, spit!
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
What do white people and fences have in common? They both get jumped by Mexicans.
What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
what do micheal jackson and a plastic bag have in common
they both are plastic and like kids
What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shoot both of them, just not in public.
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home.
Orphan: Oh, cool, something we have in common.
What do CG artists and porn stars have in common?
They both composite (cum pose it) at the end.
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
What do all rangas have in common?
They all look like wildfires.
What do your BF and the twin towers have in common?
They both never get erect
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
What do the films The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.
what does an orphanage and a hospital have in common?
people go there to fix their mistakes.
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.
