In common jokes
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger have in common?
Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked.
What's Michael Jackson got in common with Santa?
They both empty their sacks around children.
What's your mom and a dog got in common?
Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common They both get laid by Mexicans
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.
What activity do nuns and whores have in common?
Answer: Genuflection.
Q: What do men and math tests have in common?
A: They get cheated on.
Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.
What do alcoholics and gas prices have in common?
They both get really high.
What do sex and food have in common?
Grandma makes both better.
What does my arm have in common with paper?
They both can be cut.
What do a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?
They both only change their pads after every third period!
What does an autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common?
They both have special needs.
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
What do KFC and a brothel have in common?
They’re both full of greasy chicks.
What do dark humor and a person with scoliosis have in common?
Both are sick and twisted.