In common jokes
What do alcoholics and gas prices have in common?
They both get really high.
What do sex and food have in common?
Grandma makes both better.
What does my arm have in common with paper?
They both can be cut.
What do a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?
They both only change their pads after every third period!
What does an autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common?
They both have special needs.
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
What do KFC and a brothel have in common?
They’re both full of greasy chicks.
What do dark humor and a person with scoliosis have in common?
Both are sick and twisted.
What does a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?
Wet noses.
What do a 14-year-old pregnant girl and the child inside her have in common?
Both are thinking, “Oh no! My mom’s gonna kill me!”
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common? There used to be 2, but now they're a sensitive topic...
What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.
What do furries and fast food lovers have in common? They both love hot dogs.
What do Christians and gays have in common?
They both say, “Oh God” when they get on their knees.
What do Americans and stars have in common?
They both love shooting up.
What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?
They both like keeping one sock for themselves.
What do a gay man and a tumbleweed have in common?
They blow and blow until they wind up on a fence in Wyoming.
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.