In common

In common jokes

Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?

A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.

What do the Titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common? They both sank to the bottom of the Atlantic.

What do emo kids and Hitler have in common?

There's gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something.

What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win.

What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?

Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!

What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."

What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?

They both hang from a tree!