What does Kim Kardashian and the ocean have in common?
They both have plastic in them.
What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?
They both have eyes.
What do strippers and peanut butter have in common? They both spread for bread.
What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
What do pedophiles and Xboxes have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both can't be found.
What do emos and a bird nest have in common?
They both hang from a tree.
What do Myspace and my dad have in common?
I haven't seen them in a while.
What does a blind man and your dick have in common?
They both can’t get up without a dog.
What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.
What do / and \ have in common?
They have different results.
What do autistics, women, and chinks have in common? They can't fuckin' drive.
What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.
What do orphans have in common with mute children?
They can't talk to their parents.
What do Shrek and onions have in common?
*LAYERS*
Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.
