What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
What does off-limits have in common with dead people because they can’t see their family
What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?
They both have eyes.
What do Myspace and my dad have in common?
I haven't seen them in a while.
What do autistics, women, and chinks have in common? They can't fuckin' drive.
Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.