In common

In Common Jokes

What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?

They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.

What does a blind man and your dick have in common?

They both can’t get up without a dog.

What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.

What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.

Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.

What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?

Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."