In common

In common jokes

What do your girlfriend and a pool have in common? They both cost a lot of money for the amount of time you’re inside them.

What do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common?

Spit, spit, spit!

Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.

They both routinely place meat in small buns.

What do white people and fences have in common? They both get jumped by Mexicans.

What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?

The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shoot both of them, just not in public.

Girl: Come over.

Orphan: I can’t.

Girl: My parents aren’t home.

Orphan: Oh, cool, something we have in common.

What do CG artists and porn stars have in common?

They both composite (cum pose it) at the end.

What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.

Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.