What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common?
Neither of them respect boundaries.
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart?
They're both dead...
what do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? they never get old.