Impulse jokes
What's the hardest thing to do?
Not kill your siblings. (Put the knives away ">:)")
What do a 9V battery and a butthole have in common?
We know we’re not supposed to put our tongue on them, but we do it anyway.
Memes
for real
BFF: Dude, come over to my house right now!
Me: What? No way, it's 2:58 AM.
BFF: But I just found my brother's secret stash of Oreos!
Me: I'll be over in 5 minutes.
What do orgasms and impulses have in common?
I don’t care if they have either of them.
Me, holding a baby: "Oh my God, it's so cute!"
Also me: "Throw it."
"I want to kill my family."
-realizes-
The woman was thinking she wanted to have sex, but one second later, she did it on the street with a criminal.
Memes
Community
Y'all ever feel like killing random people just for the fun of it?
Hello, so there have been some things circling around WJE about me being Opal, and Opals mom stalking WJE (this is all about things Opal told me so idk if this is 100% accurate) but i’m just going to reiterate, me and Leo are NOT opal. In April she took our accounts and we got them back in August. Opal’s mom, I know it’s your decision to discipline your daughter, but is it really worth your time and energy to make su… Read more
Hey everybody
I would like to extend a sincere apology for my past behavior on the WJE site. In the past, I may have reacted too sensitively or impulsively to insults, and I genuinely regret making that much trouble on here. I acknowledge that such reactions are not correct and can disrupt the harmonious coexistence within the community.
I promise to be more understanding and tolerant in the future. My behavior is … Read more