Why don't Mexicans cross the border in groups of 3? Cause the sign says "No Trespassing."
Immigration Jokes
What's the difference between Mexicans and stoners? Stoners actually have papers.
Why do people not play Uno with Mexicans? Because they are always stealing the green cards.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a book?
The book has papers.
Trump is going too far.
He deported a printer because it didn't have papers.
How do Mexicans feel about Trump's wall? -- They'll get over it.
How's Donald Trump going to get rid of all the Mexicans? -- Juan by Juan.
Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos?
Because the sign says "No Tres passing."
Why doesn't Mexico compete in the Olympics?
Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump, and swim are in the U.S.
