Immigration jokes
Cheap oil, no immigration, and no school shootings.
Corona did what Trump promised.
Why don't Indians play baseball?
Every time they reach a corner, they make a shop.
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
E.T. eventually went home!
Why do Mexicans eat tacos?
Because they're border hoppers.
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they’ll steal all the green cards.
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they steal all the green cards!
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and a book?
A book has papers.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they're too busy stealing all the green cards.
Q: What's the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A: Stoners have papers.
Why do Mexicans wear pointed boots?
So they can climb a fence easier.
Trump built a wall that Mexicans can't get over it.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they steal all of the green cards.
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
What do you call somebody in America that is smart?
An immigrant.
Why can't Mexicans cross the border? They always sneak powder in.
Trump pumped and dumped his wife at the border.
I am crying tears of joy rn.😭 I was wrongfully denied my visa. ☠️ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted.
The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered "Pristiano Penaldo" 😭. I was right guys ✅🛫
Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
Because they take all the green cards.
I'm illegal.
There was an illegal alien woman who wanted to be called "undocumented." So, I had "undocumented" sex with her and threatened to have her deported if she reported me for rape. I'd call it even.