What do you call somebody in America that is smart?
An immigrant.
Why can't Mexicans cross the border? They always sneak powder in.
Trump pumped and dumped his wife at the border.
I am crying tears of joy rn.😭 I was wrongfully denied my visa. ☠️ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted.
The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered "Pristiano Penaldo" 😭. I was right guys ✅🛫
Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
Because they take all the green cards.
I'm illegal.
There was an illegal alien woman who wanted to be called "undocumented." So, I had "undocumented" sex with her and threatened to have her deported if she reported me for rape. I'd call it even.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a frog?
One jumps in ponds, the other leaps over the border. :)
Hispanic and Latino people be like, "No more immigrants!" Like, dude, aren't you an immigrant?
Roses are red.
Your passports are blue.
Now go stand over there,
In that very long queue!
Donald Trump didn't even finish the wall. He should have hired Mexicans to do it!
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
Does Donald know his wife is Mexican?
What sport are Mexicans the best at?
Cross country.
If there are 4 Mexicans in a van, which of them is driving?
None of them. Immigration service is.
What’s a Mexican's favorite game?
Borderlands.
What is Mexico's favorite sport? Cross country.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
Because they can't get a green card.
What do you call the original immigrants to the British Isles?
Anglosaxon.
In the beginning of the 20th century, a young girl called Edit left her home country of Sweden and crossed the Ocean to make a new life in America. Unfortunately, it did not go all that well, and she soon found herself homeless, begging for food or money to survive.
She used to occupy a street next to a theater, not because it meant hefty handouts, but because it was a place where no other beggars or police bothered her. Every night, a new crowd came to see a show, and the cute young girl found just enough mercy to survive. In fact, she did so well that she decided to afford herself a small piece of cake every Tuesday, just to keep her spirits up.
One Tuesday, she could not get a break. Looked like she will go without cake this week. Then, a strange-looking gentleman stopped near her. He soon heard her story and decided to share his fortune.
Gentleman: "I work as a magician in the touring show; today, we performed here. Some nights, our guests want to gamble with us afterwards, and I make sure to bring home more than I came with. I try to keep it moderate, but today, this obnoxious drunk was loaded, so I emptied his pockets. Here, take this precious coin."
