Immigration jokes
Why do Mexicans wear pointed boots?
So they can climb a fence easier.
Trump built a wall that Mexicans can't get over it.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they steal all of the green cards.
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
What do you call somebody in America that is smart?
An immigrant.
Why can't Mexicans cross the border? They always sneak powder in.
Trump pumped and dumped his wife at the border.
I am crying tears of joy rn.π I was wrongfully denied my visa. β οΈ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted.
The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered "Pristiano Penaldo" π. I was right guys β π«
Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
Because they take all the green cards.
I'm illegal.
There was an illegal alien woman who wanted to be called "undocumented." So, I had "undocumented" sex with her and threatened to have her deported if she reported me for rape. I'd call it even.
What do Mexicans call a wall? A ladder.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a frog?
One jumps in ponds, the other leaps over the border. :)
Hispanic and Latino people be like, "No more immigrants!" Like, dude, aren't you an immigrant?
Roses are red.
Your passports are blue.
Now go stand over there,
In that very long queue!
Donald Trump didn't even finish the wall. He should have hired Mexicans to do it!
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
Does Donald know his wife is Mexican?
What sport are Mexicans the best at?
Cross country.
If there are 4 Mexicans in a van, which of them is driving?
None of them. Immigration service is.