What's a Mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.
Immigration Jokes
What’s a Mexican person’s favorite spot?
Cross country. 😉
Why don’t Mexicans have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim are in the USA.
Why are there no Olympics in Mexico?
Because everyone from Mexico that can run, jump, and swim is already over the border.
The moment when you tell an illegal immigrant to go home and he walks to the jail cell and closes it.
What is the real name of Canada?
Punjabistan
"Bippity Boppity Boo, Donald Trump is gonna deport you!"
What's fast and almost got away?
A Mexican jumping the border.
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim is already in America.
Why is Donald Trump president?
So he can deport Mexicans to Mexico.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
If an illegal immigrant fights against a child molester, would that be "Alien vs Predator"?
What’s a Mexican’s favorite sport?
Cross-country.
What is it called when Bill Cosby and an illegal immigrant fight?
Aliens vs. Predator
You know the sport that Mexicans are good at?
Cross-country.
Why does Mexico not have a good athletics team? Because anyone who can run or jump is already over the wall.
Why did the chicken cross to the U.S. from Mexico?
To get to the U.S., but he had to show his papers first.
Why did Trump decide to build the wall?
Because China built a wall and they do not have any Mexicans.
Immigration jokes just cross the line.
When China built the Great Wall, the Mongols invaded them and founded the Yuan dynasty. With Trump building his wall, will the Mexicans invade the US and found the Juan dynasty?
