If an illegal immigrant fights against a child molester, would that be "Alien vs Predator"?
What’s a Mexican’s favorite sport?
Cross-country.
What is it called when Bill Cosby and an illegal immigrant fight?
Aliens vs. Predator
Why does Mexico not have a good athletics team? Because anyone who can run or jump is already over the wall.
Why did the chicken cross to the U.S. from Mexico?
To get to the U.S., but he had to show his papers first.
Why did Trump decide to build the wall?
Because China built a wall and they do not have any Mexicans.
Immigration jokes just cross the line.
When China built the Great Wall, the Mongols invaded them and founded the Yuan dynasty. With Trump building his wall, will the Mexicans invade the US and found the Juan dynasty?
Why don't Mexicans cross the border in groups of 3? Cause the sign says "No Trespassing."
What's the difference between Mexicans and stoners? Stoners actually have papers.
Why do people not play Uno with Mexicans? Because they are always stealing the green cards.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a book?
The book has papers.
Trump is going too far.
He deported a printer because it didn't have papers.
How do Mexicans feel about Trump's wall? -- They'll get over it.
How's Donald Trump going to get rid of all the Mexicans? -- Juan by Juan.
Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos?
Because the sign says "No Tres passing."
Why doesn't Mexico compete in the Olympics?
Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump, and swim are in the U.S.
