Illegality jokes

Why is it illegal to do reverse cowgirl in Alabama? You never turn your back to your family.

I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.

Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.

Technically, suicide is murder, and murder is illegal, so if I kill myself, my body should go to jail.

What do you call a priest meeting his illegal children?

A holy CUMmunion.

Dad: Come on, David, go dress up like a girl.

David: Isn't that illegal?

Dad: Nah, it isn't illegal if you keep the buttons in.

David: I hate my life.

What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?

E.T. eventually went home!

What do you call someone that illegally transports cups? - A s-mug-gler.

Hey, What do you want? We broke up like 5 days ago, leave me alone. Ok, first wanna do some things? What kind of things? Illegal things. Like what? Knock you off and hide your body. 🤡🤡🗡

In the Middle Ages it was illegal for a blind man to become a king.

I mean, I don't see why not.

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

(People will then say "r")

Arrr, you think it be "r" but really it's the "C" that they love.

What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

Dear sir,

You are being investigated for downloading illegal copyrighted material, and your internet will be cut off.

There was an illegal alien woman who wanted to be called "undocumented." So, I had "undocumented" sex with her and threatened to have her deported if she reported me for rape. I'd call it even.

What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and a book?

A book has papers.

I looked up how fast cum shoots and it said 28 mph. That means that ejaculation is illegal in school zones!

What is illegal in Africa? Water guns.

You will never see a redneck opposing a war.

He will instead say, "Wait, I get to kill people and it's not illegal? And they're foreigners?"

"You are under arrest for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia!"

"Wait! I can explain everything!"

What happens when a frog parks illegally?

It gets toad.

How can a person from Alabama tell that someone is an illegal immigrant?

If they are dating someone that isn't related to them.

If an illegal immigrant fights against a child molester, would that be "Alien vs Predator"?

Why did Mexicans go to Area 51?

To show them what a real illegal alien looks like.