Illegality jokes

Being a hooker shouldn't be illegal.

It's like having an Airbnb for your dick.

What is illegal in Africa? Water guns.

I looked up how fast cum shoots and it said 28 mph. That means that ejaculation is illegal in school zones!

What happens when a frog parks illegally?

It gets toad.

What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and a book?

A book has papers.

What's the most illegal activity in Africa?

Watering the plants.

I'm illegal.

Dad: Come on, David, go dress up like a girl.

David: Isn't that illegal?

Dad: Nah, it isn't illegal if you keep the buttons in.

David: I hate my life.

It’s amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.

In Hitler’s Germany, it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.

Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?

What do you call a priest meeting his illegal children?

A holy CUMmunion.

I was going from Germany to Austria, and I accidentally crossed the border illegally. When the police caught me, they told me I was a Nazi. I asked them, "Why?" They said I didn't see the border.

What do you call a child predator and an illegal immigrant? Alien vs. Predator.

Hey, What do you want? We broke up like 5 days ago, leave me alone. Ok, first wanna do some things? What kind of things? Illegal things. Like what? Knock you off and hide your body. 🤡🤡🗡

The moment when you tell an illegal immigrant to go home and he walks to the jail cell and closes it.

You will never see a redneck opposing a war.

He will instead say, "Wait, I get to kill people and it's not illegal? And they're foreigners?"

In the Middle Ages it was illegal for a blind man to become a king.

I mean, I don't see why not.

One time, I worked at 3 jobs at the same time and my boss said it was illegal.

It got too out of hand and I got spanked.

I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.

Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.

It's illegal to go onto someone's property, demand money that they might not have while wearing all black, and threaten horrible things if they don't pay.

But when the IRS does it, it's perfectly fine. HMMMMM . . .

Bird on the beach: seagull.

Bird by the bay: bagel.

Bird down south Philly Walmart parking lot: illegal.