If jokes
How do you make a blind person jealous? You ask if it's a nice day out.
like if you know someone that is emo.
If you’re bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Roses are red, colors are blue, if I was you, I'd look like you.
Like if you like dogs. Dislike if you like cats. Other animal? Tell me in the comments!
One day my sister was making hotdogs. My sister asked me if I wanted some. I said no. Then my sister asked my friend, and he always said no.
Then my sister said I have to eat it plain with no flavor. We have no ketchup, mustard, or onions. My friend said I got something to give it flavor. My sister said, "Okay."
My sister left the kitchen to get something. I asked my friend what are you going to do. Then he took the hotdog bread, opened it, and ran his penis all around it, and put some white cream that came out of his penis. I put the hotdogs on the bread. Then my sister came back and put hotdogs on the hotdog bread. I told my sister the hotdogs are ready. She ate them. I asked how were the hotdogs. My sister said, "I don’t know what flavor is this, but it is very tasty."
I asked an American if their national anthem was "Pumped Up Kicks."
If you kill an emo, Is it an assist kill?
If you look up the word "wheelchair" in a dictionary, you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.
If Carlsberg did wheelchairs...
If Stephen Hawking was a boxer, he would roll with the punches.
Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.
Like if you meet someone emo.
If it’s called the “living room,” why did my grandma die there?
If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
Like if you don't have a dad.
Like if you have a dad.
What has teeth but doesn't use them to chew? The answer would be a comb or a piano, but technically, if you ripped someone's teeth out and hand them to them, they have teeth but can't chew with them.
One day the mailman came to drop the mail off, then he asked if I could use the bathroom. I said yeah. The thing is, my mom was coming out of the shower naked, and when she opened the door, it was me and the mailman.
Now, when the mailman sees me, he says to me, "We got something in common, we both saw your mom naked."
Like if you know someone is emo.