I'm 24 and I was with a Chinese lady, and she kept screaming, "I'm too young!" Like, I don't know what that name is.
bestfriend @3am: i love you me : love u too *wait whatttttttttttttttttttt*
idk if this is funny
what did the blind kid get for his birtday? Idk he still didnt look
what is the difference between fortnite and pubg
idk
idk why, but every 911 joke i've heard always comes crashing down.
Nining leven BITCH. Idk how to spell but its that shit where the plains flew into them towers
my friend asks me what does idk mean i said i dion't knowm my friend says you mean i don't know i said thats what i said
I just saw people writing Zoophile, Ailurophile, Dendrophilia in their bio, I thought this is cool but when I wrote Necrophile and Pedophile, Idk why people started hating me as I did something wrong, I was just trying to be cool as them man
why did the qack go duck. idk rhydon deez. 4x2=8
How many emo’s dose it take to fix a light Idk bc they never came down
idk i don’t have one
Why are natives called redskins? Idk ask the pilgrims 😂
wanna hear a joke... idk im too high
What do you call a dead woman in the back of your car?
Idk, I just have a couple in the backseat.
emo girls be like how much am i worth idk scan the code on ur wrist
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk but it's acting really duckpressed.
i didnt mean to call a afghanistan Hotline, i told them i was Depressed then they asked if i know how to drive a truck idk how that has anything to do with it
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving. IDK.
FaceBook Story: My mom loves FaceBook she literally posts everyday but this day was sort kind of a hard hit. so what happened was my mom got tired of her old name on facebook, so she changed it to Thatmilf85 and i dont want to explain what milf means but she got a lot of DM ́s from a lot of old guys. BUT, This one exact guy names Johnny Sins asked my mom if she wanted to do a adult film. idk what that is i think its a adult movie of course so she says yes and flys out to San Diego And she never came back after yesterday. and to YOU Johnny Sins my mom better be Ok and that adult film better be a adult movie and not a Por...
why lucas so weird? idk u tell me
