Idk jokes

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I'm 24 and I was with a Chinese lady, and she kept screaming, "I'm too young!" Like, I don't know what that name is.

Bestfriend @3am: I love you.

Me: Love you too.

*wait whatttttttttttttttttttt*

I don't know if this is funny.

What did the blind kid get for his birthday?

I don't know, he still didn't look.

What is the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?

I don't know.

I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.

"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."

My friend asks me what does "idk" mean. I said, "I dion't know." My friend says, "You mean I don't know." I said, "That's what I said!"

I just saw people writing "Zoophile," "Ailurophile," and "Dendrophilia" in their bios. I thought this was cool, but when I wrote "Necrophile" and "Pedophile," I don't know why people started hating me as if I did something wrong. I was just trying to be cool like them, man.

Why did the qack go duck?

I don't know, rhydon deez. 4x2=8

How many emos does it take to fix a light?

I don't know because they never came down.

I don't know, I don't have one.

Why are natives called redskins? Idk, ask the pilgrims 😂

Wanna hear a joke...

I don't know, I'm too high.

What do you call a dead woman in the back of your car?

Idk, I just have a couple in the backseat.

Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth? I don't know. Scan the code on your wrist."

Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?

A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.

I didn't mean to call an Afghanistan hotline. I told them I was depressed, then they asked if I know how to drive a truck. I don't know how that has anything to do with it!

How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?

You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving. IDK.

FaceBook Story: My mom loves FaceBook; she literally posts every day, but this day was sort of a hard hit.

So what happened was my mom got tired of her old name on Facebook, so she changed it to Thatmilf85, and I don't want to explain what milf means, but she got a lot of DM's from a lot of old guys. BUT, this one exact guy named Johnny Sins asked my mom if she wanted to do an adult film. I don't know what that is. I think it's an adult movie, of course, so she says yes and flies out to San Diego, and she never came back after yesterday, and to YOU Johnny Sins, my mom better be Ok and that adult film better be an adult movie and not a por...