Idk jokes

Hi, what's your name?

I don't know, I'm disabled.

Me: Mom, I think I need to go to the hospital.

Mom: OMG, why son?

Me: I don't know what's wrong, but every time I close my eyes, I can see.

Think about it, then spread LMAO.

What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know, he hasn't opened it yet.