Ides jokes

Ghost

????????? · 3 years ago

I am going to be a ghost for Halloween. I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least I'd be dead.

Printer

Anonymous · 9 years ago

How did the inkjet printer kill himself?

He drank cyan-ide.

Iceberg

R3Y · 1 year ago

WJE iceberg 2.0

The image is an iceberg diagram with several tiers. At the top, it lists 'Jokes,' 'Memes,' 'Community Guidelines,' and 'Mods.' The next level includes 'BP,' 'Matt,' 'Dagger,' 'SaH,' 'Anons,' 'Jake,' and 'School.' Further down, the layers show various people and controversies, like 'BP drama,' 'SW,' 'KMeet,' 'Jit & Lil AG,' 'Opal,' 'AG Family,' and 'WJE Crew & WJE Lounge.' The lowest levels mention incidents and names like 'A77,' 'Hacking incident,' and 'Dagger's face rev'. There are also small cartoon faces on the right side of the diagram with each descending level.

Ides memes

Caesar

My Name is Classified · 7 years ago

When Caesar’s wife told him she dreamed he should beware the Ides of March, he scoffed and said, “What? It’s not like I’m gonna be stabbed 23 times by my best buddies!”

Dad

Anonymous · 5 years ago

My teacher said he is gonna call my dad, I can't wait to meet him! 🥰🥰🥰

Idiot

Anonymous · 8 years ago

One day a teacher stands up in front of her class and asks if anyone in the class is an idiot, and says that if there is one, then he/she should stand up.

After a minute, a boy stands up.

The teacher then asks the boy if he actually thinks he's an idiot.

The boy says, "No, I just didn't want to see you standing there all by yourself."