Ides jokes

Caesar

When Caesar’s wife told him she dreamed he should beware the Ides of March, he scoffed and said, “What? It’s not like I’m gonna be stabbed 23 times by my best buddies!”

Printer

Anonymous · 9 years ago

How did the inkjet printer kill himself?

He drank cyan-ide.

Diarrhea

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A young person is sitting on a bench, looking at their phone. Below the image is text that asks "IS YOUR CHILD TEXTING ABOUT their diarrhea?" followed by a list of funny definitions for common texting abbreviations. For example, "brb = bathroom bonanza", "lol = lots of liquid", and "smh = so many hemorrhoids".

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Ghost

????????? · 3 years ago

I am going to be a ghost for Halloween. I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least I'd be dead.

None

Anonymous · 5 years ago

IAIAIICID

Apple

hehe · 4 years ago

What do you need an apple because you got an "izzy?"

Island

your mom · 4 years ago

The smartest kid in my class says "is-land" instead of "island."

Isaac

free sixnine · 7 years ago

Isaac

Autism

Sexualmotherfucka · 2 years ago

Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?

Iceberg

R3Y · 1 year ago

WJE iceberg 2.0

The image is an iceberg diagram with several tiers. At the top, it lists 'Jokes,' 'Memes,' 'Community Guidelines,' and 'Mods.' The next level includes 'BP,' 'Matt,' 'Dagger,' 'SaH,' 'Anons,' 'Jake,' and 'School.' Further down, the layers show various people and controversies, like 'BP drama,' 'SW,' 'KMeet,' 'Jit & Lil AG,' 'Opal,' 'AG Family,' and 'WJE Crew & WJE Lounge.' The lowest levels mention incidents and names like 'A77,' 'Hacking incident,' and 'Dagger's face rev'. There are also small cartoon faces on the right side of the diagram with each descending level.

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