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My Name is Classified · 7 years ago

    • When Caesar’s wife told him she dreamed he should beware the Ides of March, he scoffed and said, “What? It’s not like I’m gonna be stabbed 23 times by my best buddies!”

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    Anonymous · 9 years ago

    • How did the inkjet printer kill himself?

    He drank cyan-ide.

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